Politicians Category
Politicans and world leaders making news and in the news, and spouting hot air
Barack Obam-uh
SO you want to make fun of Barack Obama, like, totally, easy…
Posted: 3rd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Sarah Palin Is Over The Moose As Man Dies Beside Her
SARAH Palin has issued this statement on the birth of her new grandson, that slight to Hilliary Clinton, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston:
“We are over the moon with the arrival of this healthy, beautiful baby. The road ahead for this young couple will not be easy, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy.”
Palin, stood beside a man being put to death in an electric chair, was dressed in a sheepskin overcoat. She is not longer sick as parrot…
Posted: 3rd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Australia Still A Refuge For Prisoners
OVER the newswires:
Australia unlikely to take Guantanamo prisoners
Australia’s acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard says:
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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Let’s Hear It For Obama The Magic Negro In 2009
LIVE from New York, Fox News broadcasts the countdown to 2009, and a cheery message for Barack Obama:
“Let’s hope the Magic Negro does a good job – Jen and John C”
Fox bashers will jump on this and see it as sign of racism but the phrase was first used in connection with Obama by Hollywood writer David Ehrenstein in a March 2007 op-ed in the Los Angeles Times that concluded:
“Like a comic-book superhero, Obama is there to help, out of the sheer goodness of a heart we need not know or understand. For as with all Magic Negroes, the less real he seems, the more desirable he becomes.”
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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (7)
Castro Promises Cubans Nothing Will Improve
IN Cuba, president Raúl Castro – same name, different guy – celebrate 50 years of a communist government by saying:
“It is time to reflect on the future, on the next 50 years when we shall continue to struggle incessantly”
More stuggle! Viva La Struggle! Struggle with Castro!!!
Update: Fidel Castro could not make the ceremony because he is rude health and spends all day running on the “Big Turbine…
Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Blagojevich’s Seat Is Half Price
CHICAGO Based LeatherCreations offers Blagojevich’s seat for sale – only better…
Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Israel, Gaza And Iran: Cynthia McKinney, Hopsital Massacre And Ahmadinejad Finally Sees A Holocaust
FORMER Democrat Congresswoman and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney is has been on a humantarian trip to help Hamas:
A boat carrying international peace activists, including former Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, and medical supplies to the embattled Gaza Strip sailed back into a Lebanese port on Tuesday after being turned back and damaged by the Israeli navy, organizers of the trip said.
Watch out for Lauren Booth! Ahoy!
The Green Party of the United States yesterday nominated one of the most anti-semitic individuals ever to recently serve in the United States Congress for President.
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Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (11)
Israel Deports Adolescent Jews Out Of Israel
OVER at Bastard Old Holborn, a blog Anorak likes, the man behind the name is thinking of Israel. Get this:
This is not a class of cultures. Judism as practiced in Israel is as 8th Century as anything in Islam.
For example, if a Jewess marries a non Jew, her father considers her dead. They even write obituaries in the paper.
Children of mixed mariages are deported out of Israel when they reach 12 years of age.
Always good to spot satire amid the spikes of nodding heads voicing opinion about who deserves to die more, or less.
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Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Sarah Palin Names Granddaughter After Linda Tripp
SARAH Palin is the hotness menstruating grandmommy from Alaksa who named her granddaughter after Linda Tripp, the big gob in the Monica Lewinksy-Bill Clinton scandal.
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston is upon us.
And he’s upon Hillary Clinton.
A baby brother nephew for Trig…
Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Sarah Palin To Be The Right’s Answer To Al Gore
SARAH Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, has given birth to a son, says People magazine.
His name?
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born on Sunday, weighing in at 7 lb 4 oz (3.3 kg).
Tripp is now nephew to Trig and Track, Sarah Plain’s children.
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Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Caroline Kennedy Catches A Dialogismus
SAYS Caroline Kennedy, wannabe New York Senator:
“I’m really coming into this as somebody who isn’t, you know, part of the system, who obviously, you know, stands for the values of, you know, the Democratic Party. I know how important it is to, you know, to be my own person. And, you know, and that would be obviously true with my relationship with the mayor.”–Caroline Kennedy
Hillary Clinton did it, like, totally better…
Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
The North Korean Fairy Tail
IN North Korea, it’s panto season:
“Pyongyang has been face-lifted and scenery of socialist fairyland has been unfolded in many places”
– North Korean press release
Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
The Barack Obama Vibrator And The ObamaGasm
THE Barack Obama vibrator and dildo will give you tremor up your leg – guaranteed 10bazillion% effective until inauguration day…
The sun glinted off his chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games – Eli Saslow, Washington Post
“I felt a shiver down the spine” – Bill Turnbull, BBC
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Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Rudolph The Night Vision Prey
SARAH Palin Kill Of The Day: Rudolph The Night Vision Prey…
You only get one shot at the big one, Sarah… Make it count.
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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
More George Bush WMD Found
A SHOE is tossed at George Bush. The Usual Suspects are rounded up.
And new hideous weapons of mass destruction undone…
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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Meet Google Girls For Good Times At The Conservative Party
TYPE “Conservative Party” into Google and you get a picture of Samantha Cameron (?) in a bikini.
News that a frump has been impersonating Tory Teaser Teresa May are being investigated.
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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Obama Says He’d Bomb Hamas, Do Whatever It Takes
HAMAS asks for a damn good thrashing. Israel obliges. And Barack Obama..? Well, he’d do more, Remember this?
President-elect Barack Obama has voiced sympathy for Israel’s predicament. During his visit to Israel last summer, he held a news conference in Sderot, the southern town that has borne the brunt of the Gaza rocket attacks, saying he does not “think any country would find it acceptable to have missiles raining down on the heads of their citizens.”
“If somebody was sending rockets into my house where my two daughters sleep at night, I’m going to do everything in my power to stop that,” Obama said at the time. “And I would expect Israelis to do the same thing.”
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Posted: 28th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Israel In Hamas Gaza: The Reactions
HAMAS throws rockets into Israel. Israel hits back at the militants:
DAILY TELEGPRAH: Sean Rayment says Israel is “addicted to violence,” that its attack on Hamas installations in Gaza is “both disgraceful and disproportionate,” and that it is responsible for “[s]laughtering 155 civilians.”
He says “Hamas is not without blame.”
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Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Blog Attracts Obama Supporters
IT’S been quite a week for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who based his impression of Her Majesty the Queen on Rolf Harris’s painting of the great post-prandial season bringer.
Before Ahmadinejad gets billed as the new Jonathan Ross and is booked to enliven Friday night with Four Poofs and Piano, renamed “a Piano with four wires missing”, while Ross reads the Shipping Forecast in a multimedia mash up with continuity announcer, Anorak looks at Ahmadinejad’s blog.
Just as his alter ego believes the world to smell of wet paint, Queen Ahmadinejad of Iranshire hears only words of congratulation and good cheer.
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Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
How Holidaymakers Are Stiffed By The EU Holiday Compensation Scheme
WRITES Richard North: YOU would think that the travel firm Thomas Cook would know something about the EU when, earlier this year, it was trying to prise half a billion quid out of the commission.
But then you get to see a headline from The Daily Telegraph which tells us, “Thomas Cook attacks government over holiday compensation.”
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Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Government Launches Web Porn And Beheadings Rating System
SKY news reports that “Websites could be given cinema-style age-ratings to limit access to ‘unacceptable’ material.”
In future all porno websites could have a little flag that tells the user that – Yes! – there is real porn just one click away. At last, no need to risk downloading a virus. With the new Government-approved sticker surfers will be able to engage in hours of masturbatory fun.
But hold on. Not yet.
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Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Axis Of Heel-vil: Iranians Hold Shoe Toss Contest, Ahmadinejad Struggles
TO Iran, where the Mohammad Rassoolollah Brigade is holding a shoe tossing contest.
They came from yards around to nick shoes from outside a mosque and throw them in support of shoe inustry campaigner Muntader al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at President Bush during his trip to Baghdad two weeks ago.
The target was a George Bush poster. And some shoes proved a hit.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is thought to be supportive of the big toss but is truggling to free his veritable food from the Dolcis size 4 strappy heels worn for his portrayal of the Queen earlier in the week.
Posted: 26th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Greetings Of The Season From North Korea
SEASON’S greetings from North Korea:
From early morning on the lunar New Year’s Day people made a formal bow of respect to the aged and elders and called on their friends to exchange greetings and schoolchildren and little boys and girls played kite flying, shuttlecock, rope jumping and top spinning and other folk games, stirring up the festive mood.
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Posted: 26th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
2008: Gordon Brown’s Non Celebrity Celebrity Year: December Update
2008: Gordon Brown’s Non Celebrity Celebrity Year: December Update
December:
Gordon Brown meets with Jimmy Carr.
As said:
After lunch, Mr Brown and Carr, a Cambridge politics graduate who once worked for Shell, discussed the global economic crisis, in particular Germany’s historical aversion to hyperinflation.
Brown’s not a celeb – but he knows people who are…
Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
North Korea Wonders: What Is The UK’s Signature Scent?
FROM the deskl of the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il, aka Kim Jong Rude Heath:
C/O the KCNA: “Showrooms Thick in National Odor”
“There are in Kwangbok and Yongung Streets of Pyongyang Tourism Souvenir Showrooms where one can see the creative wisdom and sentiments of the Korean nation….According to Jong Sin, manager of the showrooms, lots of foreigners have visited the showrooms this year and said as one that they were happy to visit the showrooms deep in the odor of the Korean nation”.
What is the British odour, the UK’s signature scent?
Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
