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Barack Broadcasting Community Wins US Election
IT took an Army of supporters to get Barack Obama elected.
There are 175 BBC staff in America. But they did their bit and now Obama is President.
On BBC Breakfast, Sian Williams is talking to Bill Turnbull via a satellite link up. Most often they are sat next to each other on a beige sofa in West London.
But to fully realise the global impact of Obama’s election, Turbull is sat in front of picture of the White House on the other side of The Pond.
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Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Obama Is The Fuhrer
HURRAH! Barack Obama wins and with it come the spoils of being President…
Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (36)
Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens
DON’T bet against John McCain winning, not if Adolf Hitler’s got anything to do with it.
A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler
McCain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult. Even her children have a death cult. And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base. Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of life let alone death.
So the McCain-Palin ticket is ahead. And now we learn that McCain is Hitler.
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Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (22)
Eddie Murphy Shoots Obama And McCain’s Aunty Says He’ll Die In Office
IF you vote, they will come to kill him.
But before Eddie Murphy can introduce America’s first black president, a few words from John McCain’s auntie, Rowena Willis, twin to 96-year-old Roberta McCain.
“I’m hoping he wins, for the country’s sake,” McCain’s aunt said. “I figure it will kill him, but he’s going to die one day anyway, so he might as well do it there.”
Rowena’s 96. McCain’s 72. How many heartbeats is that?
Here’s the intro:
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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Kenya Declares Obama The Winner
IN Kenya Barack Obama has already won the job of US President.
In Kisumu, Obama scored 342 votes to McCain’s 46.
The Obama supporters, most of them young men and women, burst into song and dance moments after Mr Lawrence Oyange, who was in charge of the exercise, announced results at Oile market at around 11.20am.
But:
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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Sarah Palin Votes And Also, Like, We Can
SARAH Palin is refusing to reveal who she’s voted for:
I don’t have to tell anybody who I vote for. Nobody does. And that’s really cool about America, also
Palin’s knockers will wonder if she’s in the tank for Obama. They may then wonder why it took Obama 15 minutes to cast his vote.
But more than that, Anorak wonders about the “also”?
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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Has Gert Pottering Has a Dream
POLITICAL joke of the day cames from Has Gert Pottering, president of the European parliament, in the Guardian:
It would be wonderful to think that the intense interest with which Europeans are following today’s US presidential election might be matched by Americans watching the European parliamentary elections in June 2009.
It would be wonderful to think that we in Britain would be mildy interested in the European parliamantary elections and grasp what they actually mean…
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Hugo Chavez See The Black Man
SAYS Hugo Chavez on the Black Man:
“We are not asking him to be a revolutionary, to be a socialist — no,” Chavez said at a political rally. We just want the black man who is about to be the U.S. president to have enough stature for the times the world is living through.
“I send an overture to the black man, from us here, who are of Indigenous, black, Caribbean, South American race,” he said.
We live in enlighted times…
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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Less Than O: Obama Rides In Lewis Hamilton’s Black Smoke Screen
ROUND the big tarmaced ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton goes. Round the ‘O’. Round the ‘O’. Round and round and round and round and round the ‘O’.
And as he goes round the ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton starts to hanker for an O-range. He wonders how Oldham Athletic are getting along? And then a Sun hack asks him: McCain or Obama?
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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Heartless Liberalism: Obama’s Coal Smackdown
BARACK Obama is a soft touch, right? Well, no:
Newsbusters.org notes another example of Obama’s liberalism with an inhuman face. In a January interview with the San Francisco Chronicle, which no one seems to have noted until now, Obama boasts that his policies would produce bankruptcies:
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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Obama Supporters Should Be Gracious In Defeat
BILL Kristol gives you some reasons why Obama supporters should be gracious in defeat:
1. It would be a victory for an underdog….
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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Beyond Parody
WHAT follows is not a video by The Onion.
This is the actual report…
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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Top 8 Sarah Palin Songs: A New Hate Figure
DON’TH speath forth mez Sarah Palin…
A new hate figure. No, not Palin…
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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
More John McCain Ageism
JOHN McCain Halloween special…
Misogyny. Racism. Ageism. The US election has got the lot…
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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Germany Wants A Boris Becker Moment With Obama
A SURVEY by German cable network Premiere Star: ‘Which of the following US politicians would you have an affair with?’:
The results:
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Posted: 2nd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
You Need A Licence To Film A Policeman’s Shoes
THEY said if you voted New Labour you’d need a licence to take photos of coppers’ shoes…
Britain Funds Icelandic Terrorism
Posted: 2nd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Boris Johnson Plays Up And Plays The Video Game
BORIS Johnson on computer games:
“The writing is on the wall – computer games rot the brain” – it’s time to “garotte the Game Boy and paralyse the PlayStation…
“Summon up all your strength, all your courage. Steel yourself for the screams and yank out that plug. And if they still kick up a fuss, then get out the sledgehammer and strike a blow for literacy” – Boris Johnson MP, 2006
Hammers up. Oops!
“I’m delighted that the London Games Festival is back in our city for its third year.
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Posted: 2nd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Obama’s Aunt Won’t Vote For Obama
OBAMA says he is not upset his aunt is not voiting for him:
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama said Saturday he didn’t know his aunt was living in the United States illegally and believes that laws covering the situation should be followed.
One vote down…
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Posted: 1st, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Rivers Of Blood: Dreams Of Obama’s Civil War
JASON Horowitz spots author Erica Jong In the NY Observer:
“My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.”
Fear of Obama losing – O-bomb-a! Like the Roman, I seem to see the river Tiber foaming with much blood…
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Posted: 1st, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (12)
Vote McCain For Better Plumbing
AS Anorak’s Man in New York puts it:
As if hiring Palin wasn’t bad enough, now John McCain is threatening to give Joe the Plumber a job in Washington.
If he charges by the hour, the Treasury will be royally humped…
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
British Press Join The Barack Obama Death Cult
“BARACK Obama’s family fear his life could be at risk if he moves closer to the white House,.”
So says the Daily Mirror in “He is hate target.”
The paper omits to mention a political leader who isn’t, preferring to dwell on the Barack Obama Death Cult, of which it is now a member.
Video of certain death to us all after the break (NSFW)…
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
It’s 3am And Kenya’s Obama Has Cursed McCain And Palin
DEAR friends,
Dark forces at at play in the Race for the White House. We bring not race into the mix, but the occult. It is come to our attntiosn that Sarah Palin and John McCain have placed witches curses on Barack Obama.
Those horns… No, dear reader, not a moose’s – but Palin’s own. But wait – those horns are false. It is Obama who is the Devil incarnate…
Now read on…
THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.
Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama’s family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin.
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Telemarketeers For A Mortgage Free Obama
TELEMARKETEERS and Cold Callers for Obama. With friends like those:
Some three dozen workers at a telemarketing call center in Indiana walked off the job rather than read an incendiary McCain campaign script attacking Barack Obama, according to two workers at the center and one of their parents.
Ring! Ring!
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Black Hebrew Israelites Aginst Nigger Obama
THE NAZIS love Obama. The white supremacits love Obama. But – lo! – the black Hebrew Israelites hate Obama.
Anorak would like it to be known that one armed lesbian Asian Jews for Islam love all men, and women so long as they have dinner ready on the table by 7pm.
Amen and hallelujah!
Did he say Nigger? What follows is NSFW:
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (11)
Working To Pay Back Gordon Brown
SUSIE Squire, of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, has a question for Gordon Brown:
Thanks for the money, Gordon. How can we ever pay you back..?
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
