Politicians Category
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Mike Huckabee Is Funnier
MIKE Huckabee is funnier than either of them:
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Obama And McCain Laugh It Up All The Way To Russia
THE 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner to benefit Catholic charities, and Barack Obama and John MCCMaina re showing signs of humanity:
“I can’t shake that feeling that some people here are pulling for me,” McCain said, turning to the far side of the stage. “I’m delighted to see you here tonight, Hillary.”
Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, and all others in the crowd, guffawed.
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Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Death To Joe The Plumber
HEY Joe the Plumber – I’m goinf after you with gun in my hand…
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Five Ordinary Joes: Raging Skinhead Plumber Joe Wurzelbacher Is No Mr Clean
BARACK Obama is in conversation with a plumber called Joe Wurzelbacher.
Joe becomes a star. Joe’s a celeb. Joe the plumber is mentioned 23 times in the Obama-McCain debate.
Honest Joe is on the telly with Diane Sawyer, telling one and all that when he told Obama at an Ohio campaign stop that he makes $250,000 he was being economical with the actualité.
Joe is now talked about as being a “raging skinhead plumber“.
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Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Nuclear War Bad For Climate, Say Greens
“THE Green Party has expressed concern at reports from scientists that the increased tension between Russia and the USA over the Russia-Georgia conflict has increased the threat of an accidental nuclear war.”
Do not press the button. Must not press the button…
Steven Starr’s article in the Scientists for Global Responsibility (SGR) Newsletter, describes the possibility of accidental launches of thousands of US and Russian nuclear weapons which are being maintained on high alert and the devastating consequences for the world based on the latest environmental assessments of “nuclear winter” using advanced climate models.
Nuclear bombs are bad for the environment. Although a nuclear winter may cure global warming, and increase (mushroom) cloud cover….
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Obama Biden 2009: What Happened Next
THE election is over. Obama and Biden lost.
And thanks to computer wizardry we can peer into the future and see what has happened to Obama’s website…
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Joe Biden’s Three Letter Word Outburst
SARAH Palin talks about jobs. Now her Vice president rival Joe Biden talks about J-O-B-S – Jobs… A three-letter word:
Only two words for that: TV…
Joe Biden’s Road Map Goes To Nowhere
Joe Biden Televises Roosevelt’s Great Depression
Joe Biden On How Corn Syrup Is The New Terrorism
Joe Biden Is Neil Kinnock Is Robert Kennedy
Sarah Palin’s Ennoia On Joe Biden
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)
Only Racism Can Defeat Obama
THE Age decides that all those who don’t vote for Barack Obama are bigots:
If [Obama] still fails to claim the presidency despite the momentum he has now gained, it will likely be only because of the residual racism of some of those voters.
And all those who don’t vote for McCain are misogynists and ageist?
Barack Obama: Radical Measn Racism
Barack Obama As Curious George
King Barack Obama Is The Tabloid Dream
Imagining A Black President And More With Sandra Cichon
Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch, #97
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Kill Him: Imagining The Barack Obama Death Cult
WITH Barack Obama riding high in the poll, it’s time to revisit the Barack Obama Death Cult. No matter it isn’t true, we just want to believe:
The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded.
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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)
Al Gore’s Weather Machine Is Working
Globally averaged temperatures have gone down approximately .38° F. since Al Gore released An Inconvenient Truth at the Sundance Film Festival on January, 24, 2006.
Is there a sequel to his weather machine? And can he make a film in support of warmer winters and help us out? Plug in the DVD and press play…
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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Ken Livingstone’s Offensive Charm
POLITICAL quote of the day: Ken Livingstone’s offensive charm:
“Boris has gone through life using his charm to get away with murder – I should have down the same” – Ken Livingstone on Boris Johnson, via the Sun
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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Gordon Brown Finds The Family Pop Shaft
GORDON Brown is not into the cult of celebrity. He is on GMTV because GMTV needs him.
Gordon Brown will not parade his children before the media, especially when Ben 10 is on the telly and Gordon is called upon to hum the theme tune. His children are not props. His wife is more an autocue than a prop.
Gordon Brown is with Allison Pearson, of the Daily Mail, because he needs to be. He wants to be tough on Pearson and the causes on Pearsons:
The PM has been meeting people all day. But when we walk into the living room of the flat ‘above the shop’, there is someone else waiting patiently for his help – a small boy wearing a pair of cartoon pyjamas. ‘The wheel’s come off,’ says John Brown, five next week, handing over a Transformers car. ‘Fix it, Dad.’
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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment (1)
Mr Darling By J.M. Barrie
MR Alistair Darling, a profile:
Mr. Darling used to boast to Wendy that her mother not only loved him but respected him. He was one of those deep ones who know about stocks and shares. Of course no one really knows, but he quite seemed to know, and he often said stocks were up and shares were down in a way that would have made any woman respect him – Peter And Wendy, J.M. Barrie
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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Making A Monkey Of Obama
THE Monkey Obama:
I have a feeling that this guy isn’t an Obama supporter, in fact, I’d say he doesn’t like Obama at all. Other things this guy doesn’t like, Black People, Jews, Gays, Mexicans, Native Americans, Democrats, Hawaiians, Homeless people, Arabs, handicapped people, Muslims, pretty much anyone born outside the USA and all non-American made products, Indians, Chinese which also includes Japanese, Vietnamese, Koreans, Thai people, except for their teenage virgin lady boys, those are good for entertainment as are most animals, hookers and cross burnings…
Or he could just be winding up the dickheads across the way…
Barack Obama The Monkey Puppet
Barack Obama As Curious George
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
La Pequeña Sarah Palin
SARAH Palin is La Pequena:
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Urination Nation: The Worst Political Advert Ever
HI, I’m Jim Slattery, star of Urination Nation and other works in progress. I approve this message:
Do you think like someone from Kansas? And if you do, what should you do about it?
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Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Hank Jr Defends The McCain-Palin Tradition: Top 7 Sarah Palin Songs
THE Tops 7 Sarah Palin Songs: Hank Jr Defends The McCain-Palin Tradition
Lyrics – sing along y’all:
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Harlem Voters For The Obama Palin Ticket
HARLEM voters want Obama because he is like McCain and has Plain as his vice president. He’s great:
Not everyone is clued up though:
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Peter Mandelson Is My Pillock’s Neighbour
PETER Mandelson, celebrity milk drinker is newly enobled.
“IF I knew of any scandal I’d tell you because I think the guy’s a pillock” – Andrew Meek, owner of Peter Mandelson’s holiday home in Foy, Herefordshire.
But if we knew, Mandelson would only promoted. Might be best to keep quiet…
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Misogyny Or Racism: The World Awaits America’s Decision
SARAH Palin is a c***. Well, the T-shirt never lies. And Barack Obama is an Arab jihadi. Well, the placard never lies.
Rachel Lucas observes:
The left would never engage in hateful bullshit, ever. Malkin has the proof. Really, follow that link and behold the left’s reasonable, enlightened, and nuanced nuance of quantum-level nuance.
And then there’s this from Ace of Spades, a screen shot from Barack Obama’s very own web site (which has now been changed, of course):
Jim Treacher has more on that ever-so-politically-enlightened t-shirt. Cuh-lassy.
Anorak has more, too.
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)
Sarah Palin Foreign Policy Binoculars
SARAH Palin is watching you. 14 spots a new product on the market:
Now anyone can gain valuable foreign policy experience when they gaze through these highly sophisticated Sarah Palin Foreign Policy Binoculars.
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
God Wars: Obama And McCain In Battle For Our Souls
In the blue corner BARACK ‘The Messiah’ Obamaaaaaaaaaa. Hurrah! Praise be! Kaboom!
In the red corner John ‘I’m 72, you know’ McCaiiiiiiiin. USA! Amen! Kaboom!
Commentator: I think it”ll be a good dirty fight and God will be the winner…
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Ken Livingstone’s Animal Sex With Adam Boulton
TO yesterday’s Turn The Tables event, when politicos get the chance to turn the tables on hacks.
Ken Livingstone, former London mayor and still former London mayor, turns to Sky New’s political editor Adam Boulton and asks:
“Have you ever had sex with an animal?”
Boulton declined to comment, forgoing the obvious answers:
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Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment (1)
Was Peter Mandelson Poisoned By Chinese Milk?
JUST nine days before falling ill with kidney stones, UK Business Secretary Peter Mandelson drank Chinese milk.
Concidence?
On Sept 26, in Tianjin at the World Economic Forum, EU Trade Commissioner Peter Mandelson drank a glass of milk (click to see video) in front of the media to show his support for the Chinese dairy industry and said:
Shame he couldn’t have just fed it to one of his children. He goes on:
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Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
