Politicians Category
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Missouri Racists Against Obama The Jihadi Messiah
BARACK Obama. Do you attack his race or his religion, or lack of it. It’s a tough call. Or do live in Missouri you create an extreme poster to counter his politics?
And which are scarier – Obama’s foes or friends…
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Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6)
2008 And All That: Nicolas Sarkozy Gets To Grips With It
THE great and good of the EU meet. They talk about money and the socialist dream. The talk of supreme leader Michael Foot and of bombing Iran, China, Russia, Pakistan, Israel and the US.
Nicolas Sarkozy has a dream. It starts off small…
…and grows…
-Spotter Chenier
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Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Paddy Power Cancels Us Election
PADDY Power calls off Us election til 2010:
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Gawker Nick Denton
GAWKER STALKER: Just saw Sarah Plain walking up Columbus at 78th around 5:30pm.
She was walking with a man in Army fatigues and show boots. He screamed: “That’s Moose Denton!”
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Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama: McCain Says He’s Not An Arab, Yet
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Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Sarah Palin At Princess Diana Crash Scene
SARAH Palin is related to Princess Diana. Will Diana endorse Palin and be the October Surprise? Will Diana forgive Palin for that fateful night; or will she thank her for making good her removal to the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols?
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Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Royal Family | Comments (13)
The Ice Princess: Sarah Palin And Princess Diana Match Up
SARAH Palin is distantly related to the late Princess Diana, says the Daily Mail.
Palin and the sole inhabitant of the fabled Six Floor of Harvey Nichols are princess are tenth cousins.
Anorak suspected as much when Palin began to talk through her fringe and when confronted with tough question cocked her head and looked cute.
So how similar are they?
Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Languages: Language
Sport: Hunting
View: Can see Russia
Favourite Dish: Pig in lipstick
Weakness: Economic policy
Romance: On Her Todd
Princess Diana
Age: …shall not whither her
Languages: Pret a porter
Sport: Hunted
View: Can see Scotch Corner Wool House, half the bar at the Mandarin Oriental and the bathroom of Flat 3b, 132 Sloane Avenue
Favourite Dish: Queen of hearts
Weakness: Stairs
Romance: Never on her todd
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Royal Family | Comments (9)
Alistair Darling To Make Banks Run Like Trains
ALISTAIR Darling is the man who ran the railways. He now runs the country’s banking system.
Customers trying to borrow their own money from the banks they now own should book their place in the queue in advance and observe that there is a bus replacement service ever second Wednesday.
Anyone arriving at a bank without a ticket may be liable to being abused and/or threatened with a fixed penalty notice.
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Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (15)
Quite Please, Andy Bunham
SAYS Mr Andy Burnham, Culture Secretary:
“Libraries should be a place for families, joy and chatter.”
Quiet please…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Nicolas Sarkozy’s False Leg
NICOLAS Sarkozy has false leg.
Why not just wear stacked heels? Who knows.
Can you Paris Match it…
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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (10)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Madonna
SARAH Palin Kill of the day: Madonna get invited…
Sarah Palin – she’s hard not to like…
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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (13)
Gordon Brown Is Enjoying Our Pain
GORDON Brown is at pains to say how the banking crisis is a US import. Do you believe him? Nick Robinson is in the locale of the great leader:
When someone’s mobile phone interrupts his speech he joked “I don’t know if another bank has fallen…”, to guffaws of laughter before adding “you’ll be pleased I’ll not be giving financial information this evening”.
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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (15)
American Diplomats Learn Nil By South
MOVE the American embassy south of the river? There by dragons down there. Says Andrew Gilligan in the Evening Standard:
The US Embassy’s planned move to a high-security site at Nine Elms will have important consequences. Without chi-chi restaurants for entertaining contacts nearby, the diplomats’ expense bills will collapse.
The credit lunch in Peckham’s leading McDonald’s eatery. Home from home. Is that gun fire?
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment (1)
Sarah Palin Is Man Made Hot
SARAH Palin on global warming. Says the New York Times editorial:
There were also occasional, disturbing flashes of the old, pre-campaign Sarah Palin. When asked about the causes of global warming, Ms. Palin suggested that man had some role — but she wasn’t saying how much.
Is anyone?
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (17)
Gordon Brown’s Solid Gold Joke
MORE news on serious Gordon Brown.
Gordon’ at Lancaster House. It’s a drinks reception, with nibbles, to congratulate and paw over Britain’s Olympic gold medal winners. Says Gordon:
“There is more gold in this room than in the Bank of England.”
Ho-ho. No, he’s right. It’s not funny. Brown only does serious. There is more gold around an Olympian’s neck than in the BoE. Why? Because Gordon Brown sold the nation’s gold reserves.
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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment (1)
Brad Pitt Product Places Barack Obama
BRAD Pitt: actor. Barack Obama: politico. Who needs who more?
Product placement…
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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (3)
British Society of Magazine Editors Woos David Cameron
THE British Society of Magazine Editors invites members to:
Monday 13 October
BSME DAVID CAMERON RECEPTION
Member-only event hosted by David Cameron at his offices.
How very grand. What’s it about, then?
THE BIG DEBATE
THE WEB NEEDS MAGAZINES MORE THAN MAGAINES NEED THE WEB
Yeah, who needs the wbe..? Nor thsoe magaines. Beyond parody…
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Meet The Deputy Leader Of The House Of Commons
CHRIS Bryant is Deputy Leader of the Commons – this is his photo he sent into gay dating website.
Gordon Brown – Is she serious?
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (13)
This Black Man Will Not Vote For Brainwashing Obama
HE not white. He black. He vote for Obama. He not vote for McCain. John McCain he white…
Barack Obama Buys Michelle Flowers To Match Her Burka
Sarah Palin And Average White Trash
Did You Know That Barack Obama Is Black?
Joel Stein: Barack Obama Is Half Black And Three-Quarters Gay
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Marketing Democracy In The USA
HOW to you market democracy to the non-belivers? Like this…
Spotter: Cath Woody
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3)
Barack Obama Buys Michelle Flowers To Match Her Burka
BARACK Obama makes the grand gesture and stops to buy Michelle Obama some flowers. It’s their anniversary. abc news reports the happening.
In the town of Glenside, PA Obama’s motorcade made an unannounced stop at Penny’s Flowers so the Senator could buy Michelle Obama flowers for their 16th wedding anniversary.
“I wish I could just slip in and get some flowers for my wife,” he said. He wondered for just a moment for about what he should buy: “I’m thinking not red…maybe yellow?” He settled on a bouqet of a dozen white roses surrounded in babies breath. Total price, $47.70.
abc news readers react:
- Gee, that’s swell, white will look nice next to her new blue burkah. Who paid the $47.70, Rezco?
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Posted: 5th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Waking Up With Craig Meehan And Peado Spotting With The People
THE story so far: former upermarket fishmonger, Ken Morley look-alike, one time live-in male role model to Shannon Matthews and look alike Craig Meehan is found to be in possession of illegal images. He serves time in jail. He is then released. Now read on…
THE PEOPLE: “Shannon stepdad tries to lure girl to his house.”
EXCLUSIVE Inside the twisted world of kidnap Shannon’s pervert stepdad Craig Meehan He sends dirty txts & lures girl to house WITHOUT telling police.. Brags he’ll be ONLINE within days – Boasts he should be on Big Brother – Spends days on his Xbox, swigging lager and cuddling kitten at taxpayers’ expense…
A kitten… For shame! Joshua Layton And Jessica Boulton investigate…
The shameless stepdad of kidnap case girl Shannon Matthews has secretly tried to lure a pretty girl into his safe house for a sex tryst.
Shameless. Yeah, like the TV show. This is news reporting for anyone who thinks Shameless is a documentary and Craig Meehan an extra on it. Do you have trouble seperating fact from fiction?
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Posted: 5th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | Comments (18)
Obama Jugend: Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment
AFTER the creepy kids have stopped singing – and they never stop – the Obama Jugend: Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment arrive in paramilitary garb. Do you believe:
When the war comes, all extremists will have their own armies. And we need to defeat the Russians and the moose-f***ers…
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Posted: 4th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Sarah Palin Talks About Herself In The Third Person
SARAH Palin will do what is right for Sarah Palin. It has happened. Sarah Palin is now a celebrity – she’s talking about herself in the third person. Says Sarah Palin on Sarah Palin:
“Ok I’ll tell you honestly the Sarah Palin in those interviews is a little bit annoyed because it’s man no matter what you say you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question you are going to get clobbered on the answer,” Palin said. “If you choose to try and pivot and go on to another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about you get clobbered for that too.”
Of course, Palin is in conversaiton with Fox News’ Carl Cameron, and that is very much like talking into a mirror that reminds you that you are the most beautiful of them all, and you shall go to the inauguration ball.
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Posted: 4th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
