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A Racist Flyer Against Barack Obama
IN New Jersey the New Jersey Nazis, aka the New Jersey-based League of American Patriots, are handing out an anti-Barack Obama political leaflet:
“Do You Want A Black President?”
The question is not a poll and seems rhetorical, and recipients are told:
“Black Ruled Nations most unstable and violent in the world.”
Indeed, who can forge the SS and other black shirts..?
Read on for the flyer that does more to rally support for Obama:
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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
New Yorker’s Ahmadinejad Wins Cover Of The Year
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad is Senator Larry’s Craig toilet toe-tapper.
It’s the 2008 magazine cover of the year. Here’s our winner:
Senator Larry Craig Wants To Engage You
Mitt Romney Supporter Senator Larry Craig’s Toilet Two-Step
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama Is Hanged
Oregonlive.com reprots that Barack Obama has been hanged from a tree:
A likeness of Sen. Barack Obama was found hanging in the George Fox University quad early Tuesday along with graffiti aimed at minority recipients of a scholarship program, the university president told The Oregonian this morning.
President Robin Baker said he plans to discuss the incident with the student body later this morning.
“We are a faith community driven by the teachings of Christ,” said Baker, who has presided over the Christian college for about a year. “We have to express love toward each other so it was a great disappointment that anything like this would happen.”
It’s not him. Oh, that’s right, he’s going to be shot…
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
At Home With Gordon Brown And His Props
OLD MRS Anorak The IV would like to tell all Anorak readers that her husband is a brilliant man and though not a celebrity, he is a good egg and blessed with the stamina of a Latvian fighting cock.
Like Gordon Brown, the non-celebrity who tells the Mail:
“The boys are our lives. They are just an amazing gift, and, when John was born, it was such an exciting occasion. To know he was healthy was incredibly important.”
Because as Gordon says: “My children aren’t props: they’re people.”
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
No Plot To Kill Barack Obama: Breaking
POLICE in Chicago haave found a man with a gun in his car. The Chicago Tribune takes up the story:
Charges are pending against a man who drove up to the security perimeter around Sen. Barack Obama’s home in Kenwood with a gun on the floor of his car this morning, police said. The man also had a bulletproof vest in the car, sources said.
A plot klill Obama, we’d wager:
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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Gordon Brown Should Have Married Jade Goody
ALONGSIDE news that Gordon Brown used his address to Labour Party conference to talk about himself and say that we was not a celebrity, and talk about “the real me” some more, is a picture of Jade Goody.
One cannot help but feel that had Brown employed Jayyde as his warm-up act rather than his functional wife Sarah, he might have received a fillip in the polls.
Might Jade Goody do for beige Brown what Sarah Palin has done for grey John McCain in the US: distract voters from looking at him?
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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (10)
The Syncopated Sarah Palin Singers
TAKE it away the Sarah Palin singers and Jeeee-sus:
On a tip from Moot
Sarah Palin Sings Jesus Is My Friend
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin Meets Foreign Chiefs Who Might Not Be Around Tomorrow
SARAH Palin can see Russia. She very possibly has a snow globe of Iceland (how she hates those bastards), a big book all about Olde Englande and collects brochures for package tours to all far-flung corners of the Med.
She’s meeting with foreigners, who have leaders, or chiefs, as they are known.
Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, who has not held a press conference in nearly four weeks of campaigning, initially barred reporters from her first meetings with world leaders Tuesday, but reversed course after they protested…
Best order more biscuits…
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Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (9)
Sarah Palin Meets Mr G9
SARAH Palin knows she arrived because she due to meet Bono, Mr G9. As reported:
Ms. Palin is in New York to enhance her foreign policy credentials. With the United Nations General Assembly in town, she is scheduled for two days of meetings with world leaders, foreign policy experts and even Bono, the U2 front man and international activist.
Yeah, “even” Bono.
Bono, Beckham And Me: God Waits On Mount Kilimanjaro
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Bono Paints The Edge
Get Bono To Retire: Mr G8 Must Go
Bono Makes Al Gore Credible
Bono: Mr G9 Goes
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
More MILF Fighters At Large
MORE MILF news:
Groups of rogue MILF fighters are wandering around the south, looking for food, and fighting back when they encounter police or troops. These MILF are trying to portray themselves as defenders of Islam, but are being caught in lies.
As reader Jack McJiggins writes: “Their image problem could be solved by having a blow-up Sarah Palin doll as their leader.”
In the last ten days, the army has seized several MILF camps, putting over a thousand of their inhabitants on the run.
Mooooooose….
The Philippines’s Leading MILF Speaks
Sarah Palin, Your Milf Candidate
American Airline Wants MILFs
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comments (6)
Sarah Plain Kills Palin Syrah
SARAH Palin is a clear and present danger to Chile, and Chilean wine producers.
“It was our best selling wine before (the V.P. announcement),” said Chris Tavelli, owner of Yield Wine Bar, which has offered Palin Syrah, a certified organic wine from Chile, by the glass since July. But after Sen. John McCain tagged Sarah Palin as his running mate, sales of the wine with the conservative’s inverted name plummeted—not surprising in famously liberal San Francisco.
Will incontinent bitches suffer next?
Pro Palin For Incontinent Bitches
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
David Miliband Gordon Brown Caption Contest
HAVING told Vladimir Putin in no uncertain terms that if Russia continued to roll guns and tanks into Georgia he would be very, very displeased, Foreign Secretary David Miliband is keen to show that their is no Cold War between he and Gordon Brown.
As DM says to the PM:
“Until such a time when Gordon Brown, should he, possibly, sort of, feel old and tired and useless, I will continue to honour him as the terrific leader he is, unless, of course, the man no-one ellected to be Prime Minister should see fit to answer the prayers of millions of backbenchers and step down immediately, sort of…
“In the meantime, Mr Brown should not lower himself to sack me, because as a strong man and a man of untold strength and courage he knows better than to listen to idle rumour and unsubstantiated articles in the national press that I Miliband want his inherit his job, his home, his children and his rare fortitude…etc.
Your captions please…
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (9)
Gawker Joins Barack Obama Death Cult
GAWKER has joined the Barack Obama Death Cult:
NRA Ad: Shoot Obama Before He Steals Your Guns
They won’t be happy til he’s dead…
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Looking To Big Daddy Fidel Castro For Love
ALICE WALKER is looking at Barack Obama and John McCain, and seeking Fidel Castro. No, not dear Che Guevara; he’s easy to find:
This is what I want for our country, more than anything. I want a leader who can love us.. But when the lights are out and I’m left with just the stars in a super-dark sky, and I feel the new intense chill that seems to be the underbreath of even the hottest day, when I know that global warming may send our planet into a deep freeze even before my remaining years run out, then I think about what it is that truly matters to me. Not just as a human, but as an American.
She wants Fidel to keep her cool at night. As Norm says:
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Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment
Imagining A Black President And More With Sandra Cichon
LAZY journalists fake anti-Obama racism quotes:
A quote attributed to Sandra Cichon, a private citizen, is spreading across the internet as a living example of White Racism. Did a reporter put words in this woman’s mouth?
An article in the St. Petersberg Times, quotes Cichon as having said, “I can’t imagine having a black president . . .”
In a phone interview Saturday, Sandra Cichon of Spring Hill, Florida denied that she ever spoke with any pollster or reporter concerning Obama or about anything regarding race. Cichon was taken by surprise when phoned by this reporter, and she was not aware that she had been quoted in any newspaper.
As he says:
Cichon learned about her fictitious conversation with the pollster when she read about it in the paper, which had interviewed her for an earlier story, and apparently has been using her name for quotations of their own invention to add authenticity to their pro-Obama propaganda.
Making up a quote is lazy, but why use a real person’s name? And why invent racism..?
Barack Obama As Curious George
How To Stop ‘Muslim Fundamentalist’ Barack Obama
Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Forward With Boris Johnson As London Twinned With Beijing
STAGE 2 in the plan to make the London Olympics just like the Beijing Game, only better and more Chinese.
Having waved a flag like a totem of the Yellow River, a blonde extra from The Great Leap Forward, London mayor Boris Johnson is returned from China with ideas anew.
Johnny Chinky sure does know a think or two about bicycles. They just love ‘em. So here’s Boris on a bicycle riding about a car-free London with 50,000 other enthusiasts.
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or Website)
“This is the perfect way to encourage Londoners to get on their bikes,” says Johnson, pictured in the London Evening Standard cycling with Olympic champion Chris Hoy through an oddly carefree, er, St James’s Park.
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Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Politicians | Comments (6)
Alan Sugar Urges Those With Big Balls To Get Behind Gordon Brown
IF only The Apprentice’s Alan Sugar could fire Gordon Brown. But Sir Alan only wants the best staff to fill that office job vacancy in Brentwood.
Can he make Gordon an offer he cannot ignore, perhaps pushing Sugar’s new range of Amstrad teeth whitening fluid?
Here’s Sir Alan championing his man at the start of the Labour Party conference. You may need to wash you teeth after reading this:
“My company got into big trouble at the end of the eighties. I was into the banks for £150million. That was a lot of money then. I had £300million pounds of inventory and I also had a bunch of executives that had enjoyed the rise to fame.
“I called them all in for a meeting and I said, ‘Those of you who are worried about tarnishing your CVs who might wanna leave what they perceive to be a sinking ship like rats, clear off now. And those of you that are with me we’re going to go into battle and sort this out.’
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Posted: 21st, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (23)
Pro Palin For Incontinent Bitches
PRO PALIN is a medication to stop incontinence in pets called Sarah Palin and other bitches.
The active ingredient in Propalin Syrup is phenylpropanolamine hydrochloride (PPA), an alpha-adrenergic agent that acts on the alpha-receptors within urethral smooth muscle. The smooth muscle is thought to be largely responsible for the maintenance of tone in the resting state.
And electrodes to the pee hole…
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Posted: 21st, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Sarah Palin Is Toast
SARAH Palin is toast – literally…
Posted: 21st, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (11)
Sandra Bernhard, The Old Testament And Woody Allen Against Sarah Palin
MORE CELEBRITIES againt Sarah Plain:
Woody Allen: “It would be a disgrace and a humiliation if Barack Obama does not win. It would be a very, very terrible thing for the United States in many, many ways.”
Sandra Bernhard (NSFW):
Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the s–t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat b—h!
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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Phone Sex Enthusiasts For Obama
YOU can be anything and get a “… for Obama” pin. Now, you can be an onanist and a pervert:
A misprint in a telephone book has led to some callers dialing a phone sex service while trying to reach a New Jersey political organization
A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq’s white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat.
Embarq spokesman Glenn Lewis told The New Jersey Herald of Newton that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrats’ phone number to be misprinted.
But, if you vote Obama, you might get a free call…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comments (5)
Sarah Palin Brings News Of Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust
SARAH Palinl has spoken. Yes, how about that, they let her speak again:
“I will continue to call for sustained action to prevent Iranian President Ahmadinejad from getting these weapons that he wants for a second holocaust.”
Ahmadinejad doesn’t think there’s been a Holocaust. But he wants one. But what sobering news to him that he was beaten to it? If Ahmadinejad wants to go in history as a big time Jew killer he’ll have to think of something new and exciting.
Maybe he can poison the Jews at a gala dinner?
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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Caption This: When Cliff Met Cherie
CLIFF Richard and Cherie Blair… Or is it? You never see Tony and Cliff in the same place at the same time…
Your captions, please…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (23)
Nick Clegg’s Ordinary Actors
NICK Clegg, the LibDem leader says he will listen to “ordinary people”. And in listening to ordinary people, he and politicians like him will “act on what they hear”. Act… like what actors do.
So here’s the Lib Dem campaign video in which ordinary actors speaking from ordinary scripts tell us what they want…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Who Said This..?
WHO said this..?
“We are banking on private initiative, entrepreneurial freedom, openness and rational integration with the global economy”
a) Gordon Brown
b) George Bush
c) Osama bin Laden
d) Barack Obama
e) Vladimir Putin
f) Hugo Chavez
g) John Maynard Keynes
Answer…
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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (3)
