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Barack Obama Is A Half-Breed Muslin
BARACK Obama is a half-breed Muslin.
Says one Andy Lacasse, signwriter and half-breed Muslin sniffer:
“I got nothing good to say about Obama. If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there.”
More naked Muslins after the jump…
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (15)
Vote Sarah Palin And Your Pet Dies
THE story so far: Bullwinkle J. Moose is dead. He was killed by Sarah Palin, then deep froxen and chopped, sliced and roasted on bed of dried rabbit.
Rocket “Rocky” J. Squirrel lives in Washington. Can he escape.It up to YOU, voters of America.
Vote Palin and Rocky dies. And when he is dead, what then?
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (7)
Sarah Palin: Lewinsky Says Lipstick On A Pri*k Is Still A Pri*k
MONICA Lewinksy comes out in support of Sarah Palin. Pass the lipstick. NSFW:
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Resigned Barry Gardiner Makes Way For Twigg At Forestry
BARRY Gardiner is the Member of Parliament for Brent North and Gordon Brown’s Special Envoy for Forestry.
Now Barry Gardiner is the former Special Envoy for Forestry, having resigned his position to go onto pastures new. Incidentally this is the same Barry Gardiner who told us:
“The public has stopped listening to Gordon Brown. He is not a popular prime minister, but he would continue to have my support if he showed sound judgment, international leadership and political vision. Instead we have vacillation, loss of international credibility and timorous political manoeuvres that the public cannot understand.”
The Telegraph says Gardiner was sacked. So does he:
Gardiner says he resigned:
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (5)
Sarah Palin Watch: Britain’s View Of Sarah Palin
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
THE SUN: “I taught Sarah to shoot and butcher a moose…the boys in Washington won’t scare her.”
Sarah’s dad Chuck Heath shot a grizzly bear three years ago and its skin adorns a sofa in Sarah’s office. Now she is in the political bear pit after accepting the Republican Vice-Presidential nomination.
Kill it. Skin it. Decorate with it. Says Chuck:
“She started shooting a gun when she was eight and shot her first animal when she was ten. It was something small, possibly a rabbit.”
Every child wants a pet…
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (7)
Rape Victims In Sarah Palin’s America
HERE’s what Sarah Palin’s America looks like for women and rape victims if you negate free and change and only deal in black and white…
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Lancashire Mafia Wants Gordon Brown Out
“LANCASHIRE MAFIA SPRING HIT ON BROWN,” says the Mail on Sunday’s front page.
No, no Gordon Brown’s not got his own death cult. He’s not that exciting. It’s just the tabloids love to talk of Mafia when MPs are revolting: Tafia (Welsh MPs), Rafia (Ex-forces MPs), Fifafia (Football mad MPs), Dafia (Duck-faced Mps), Jafia (MPs Biscuit and Snacks Select Committee) and so on…
So here’s the Lancashire mafia. “Ta-ra-luv,” say the Lancashire mafia as they dispatch their mark with a rogue Eccles cake.
And the Laffia the are getting rid of the capo, wher is Jack Straw, MP for Blackburn, Lancashire:
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Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (7)
Sarah Palin Savaged By The Lying King
THE Lion King goes for Sarah Palin:
Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Anti-Cities Sarah Palin Takes It To The Small Town Gun Owners
SARAH Palin is on the right wing. Those newspaper investigation keep getting more insightful. Says Frank Rich in the NY Times:
This was made clear in the most chilling passage of Palin’s acceptance speech. Aligning herself with “a young farmer and a haberdasher from Missouri” who “followed an unlikely path to the vice presidency,” she read a quote from an unidentified writer who, she claimed, had praised Truman: “We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty and sincerity and dignity.” Then Palin added a snide observation of her own: Such small-town Americans, she said, “run our factories” and “fight our wars” and are “always proud” of their country. As opposed to those lazy, shiftless, unproud Americans — she didn’t have to name names — who are none of the above….
So if you’re not from a small town, you’re from a very small town, a village or – get this – a city? Sarah Palin is anti-cities?
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Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Hillary Clinton Endorses Sarah Palin On Stage
HILLARY Clinton and Sarah Palin. Women. More alike than not alike. Women.
Hillary, will you wear the wig for Bill..?
Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Celebrating Turkey In Armenia
IT’S lke that German food market in the precinct in Bournemouth:
“Armenia’s Culture Minister, Hasmik Bogosyan, wants to collaborate with its Turkish counterpart…Bogosyan said her biggest dream was to organize a festival celebrating Turkey in Armenia”. Source
Look out for Ethiopia’s Italy Day, Israel’s Austria Evening and a get together for Tibetans for China…
Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment
Sarah Palin Cannot Be Trusted With Teen Boys
RANDI Rhodes of Air America/Nova M Radio tells the world that she knows Palin’s type — “the type that can’t be trusted with teen boys in the neighborhood”
She’s the woman who shows up at the kid’s birthday party and starts opining about everything from politics to lawn care. This is the woman that knows it all. Will shout you down, will get revenge on you. That’s who she is.
She’s friends with all the teenage boys. You have to say no when your kids say, ‘can we sleep over at the Palin’s? No! NO!’
Via Brian Maloney and Hot Air
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Hillary, Will You Dress Up As Sarah Palin For Me?
DARLING… Can I ask your something; a favour? Well… Will you change the blonde helmet and the trouser suits..? Will you dress up as, well, er, Sarah Plain for me..?
First came the glasses. Now the Wall Street Journal reports that “many women” are snapping up Sarah Palin-style shoes and glasses.
Many are “blogging about which brand of lipstick she wears”. Yeah, the lipstick that comes in a tube fashioned into a trotter.
Hairstylists and wig sellers report sudden demand for her trademark up-dos.
Well, one has:
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Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)
Hillary Clinton Is Bathed In Obama’s White Light
ONE of the women in the picture is a tight-lipped Hillary Clinton, the politician who went up against Barack Obama and lost.
One of the women in the picture is a knuckle-cocked Hillary Clinton, the woman who backs Barack Obama to win the presidency.
One of the women is pudgy-faced and careworn. One of the women is changed and bleached in a heavenly white light…
Suggestions please to which is which…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6)
Les Misbarack: Obama’s Aides Sing One More Day Until The Revolution
LES Misbarack. It’s one more day until the Barack Obama revolution. Eat your heart out, Ron Paul, your revolution still has stabalisers on.
There’s a new world for the winning
Long Live The President. The President of The World!
Well, we didn’t elect our leaders in the UK, so let Obama call himself what he likes…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Preserving John McCain In Barack Obama’s Bile
BARACK Obama, or Team Obama, to give its Americanism, has a new advert out. Its features John McCain wearing pair of bins that used to go well with a dirty Macintosh in 70’s anti-paedo films.
You half expect a voice to come on and tell us: “Charlie says stay away from John McCain.”
Sat in his demob suit below a disco ball, his PA talking down a brick-sized phone, him trying to tune into Dallas on his outdated computer and get his withered hand around a Rubik’s Cube, McCain is old and useless.
And a voiceover:
“Things have changed in the last 26 years, but McCain hasn’t”
He hasn’t aged a day.
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Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
It’s 1982 And John McMain Meets Barack Obama In the Park
DONTCHAJUSTLUV those US elections ads, where one agonist salutes the others age or religious beliefs?
Here’s the new now one from Team Obama, in which he encounters an older John McCain in a park.
Vote for the cat…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
George Bush Is Leaving Now
“IT’S time to go now, George. They’re here, George. George… It’s time…”
Spotter: Bill Jago
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Time To Whip Off Gordon Brown’s Head
DUST off your tired suit and secretary, it’s the party political conference season. Gordon Brown’s career is under consideration. Says Nick Robinson, the BBC’s ace politics reporter:
“Gordon Brown no longer appears to be under threat. The cool political climate of the Autumn has replaced the heated frenzy of the Summer… The PM, it seems, has been saved for now at least not by anything he’s done but by an atmosphere of weary resignation that has taken over much of his party.”
Reports the BBC:
A junior member of the government has broken ranks to call for a challenge to Gordon Brown as party leader.
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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
The Top Five Sarah Palin Songs
THE Top Five Sarah Palin Songs:
5. The Ballad Of Sarah Palin
No.1 features Sarah Palin on backing vocals…
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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (14)
Pamela Anderson Is Sucking Sarah Palin
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the British media…
Matt Damon is f*cking Sarah Palin. Pamela Anderson is only on third base. Says Pammy:
“I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”
As we’ve seen on the web, Pamela Anderson may be true to her word…
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1)
The Trig Palin Death Cult
VIA Hot Air and Rachel Lucas, Canadian Dr Andre Lalonde has “concerns” about Sarah Palin’s son Trig Palin not being aborted.
Yeah. It’s the Trig Palin death cult. You gotta have a death cult:
Dr. Andre Lalonde, executive vice president of the Society of Obstetricians and Gynecologists in Ottawa, worries that Palin’s now renowned decision may cause abortions in Canada to decline as other women there and elsewhere opt to follow suit.
He says not every woman is prepared to deal with the consequences of Down babies, who have developmental delays, some physical difficulties and often a shortened lifespan.
Lalonde says his primary concern is that women have the choice of abortion and that greater public awareness of women making choices like Palin to complete a pregnancy and give birth to their genetically-abnormal baby could be detrimental and confusing to the women and their families.
“The worry is that this will have an implication for abortion issues in Canada,” Lalonde tells the Globe and Mail.
Any American too stupid to understand will be too stupid to care…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Barack Obama In Favour Of Global Warming
BARACK Obama is with the press corps. Yeah, they love him. Feel that tremour? Obama spots someone he recognises:
Before settling in for a few minutes to speak briefly about the issues of the day with Pop Ellis’ owner Doug Ellis and his staff, Obama got word that “Big Daddy” Don Garlits was in the house.
“Hey! Hey! Over here!” Obama yelled to the traveling band of national press.
Don..?
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Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Kim Jong-il And Gary Glitter Are Missing
THE Sun has picture from North Korea’s 60th anniversary parade.
It wonders where Kim Jong-il is. Rumours abound that Kim Jong-il is ill. There’s a picture of a line-up of the usual North Korean faces. “But where is Kim-il?” asks the paper.
Kim is, of course, a leader who rose to prominence on a pair of platform heels and one of Gary Glitter’s old wigs.
Wig and heels have been removed, lest he be mistaken for the shamed star, and Kim is just out of shot by the ankles of his peers…
Altogether now: he’s the leader, the leader…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Matt Damon Is F*cking Sarah Palin
HI, I’m Matt Damon. And I’m f*cking Sarah Palin:
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (6)
