Politicians Category
Politicans and world leaders making news and in the news, and spouting hot air
Sarah Palin Watch: Paris Hilton’s Moose In Lipstick
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the British media…
BRIAN READE (Mirror): One of Reade’s “Big Questions”
“SARAH PALIN admitting she still gets up at 3am to hunt moose. If she fails to make vice-president, will she do a showbiz column with Paris Hilton and Kelly Osbourne called the 3am Moose.”
Back Obama can use that joke against women’s looks, if he likes…
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Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (10)
Let’s Here It For Apartheid in London
THE wonderful Lee Jasper is advocating an educational apartheid:
“The fact is, it’s time the black community ran its own schools, devised a curriculum that suited the needs of our children, employed teachers that look like the young people they are teaching.”
Lee Jasper – Who he?
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
Dreaming About Killing The British Sarah Palin With A String Bean
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the media…
It’s the Sarah Palin death cult. Although unlike Obama, she’s armed to the teeth…
SALON: “I Dream About Sarah Palin. Do You?”
I rarely remember my dreams, but for the past week, GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been haunting me. Night after night, she appears in my dreams, always as a scolding, ominous figure.
Phwoar! Old Mr Anorak is listening. Go on…
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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (12)
Obama Puts Lipstick On Palin’s Pig’s Eye, Minnesota
WOULD you like the see the moment when Barack Obama lost the race for the US presidency and insulted womankind?
Sure you would…
But you know what he really meant? Sure you do. Obama was talking about St Paul, the scene of Sarah Palin’s triumph. You know, Pig City…
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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (16)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day And Adult Fun Toy
HERE’S Anorak’s Sarah Palin Kill of The Day picture – Moose-eye view.
You can buy your own Sarah Palin fun toy. Wanna see it?
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Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (8)
It’s 3am And Sarah Palin Hears Liz Tyler’s Moose Call
SAYS Liv Tyler (actress) within range of moose huntin’ Sarah Palin:
“I’m over six feet in heels and I feel like such a moose” – Liz Tyler, Bazaar magazine
It’s 3am and Sarah Palin is reading Bazaar magazine…
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2)
Spare Change For The Assassination of Geroge Bush
SPARE any change for the assassination of George Bush? It’s the George Bush Death Cult.
Every President and would-be President needs one…
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (7)
Sarah Palin And Average White Trash
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
Sam Harris writes in the LA Times: “Palin: average isn’t good enough – She’s not qualified to be president, and in picking her, McCain shows that he has little respect for the presidency.”
First up, the John McCain death cult:
The actuarial tables on the Social Security Administration website suggest that there is a better than 10% chance that McCain will die during his first term in office. Needless to say, the Reaper’s scything only grows more insistent thereafter.
Gotta have a death cult of your want to be President. It’s one of the qualifications.
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Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (12)
Political Quote Of The Day: Barack Obama Joins The Army
BARACK Obama tells ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that he had once considered serving in the military.
“You know, I actually did. I had to sign up for Selective Service when I graduated from high school. And I was growing up in Hawaii. And I have friends whose parents were in the military. There are a lot of Army, military bases there.”
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Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Barack Obama: My Muslim Faith (Video)
AS Clive Davis says: “The loony Right jumps on his reference to ‘my Muslim faith’. The Washington Monthly comes to the rescue by providing the full context. Not that the conspiracy theorists will pay any heed, of course.”
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin Takes On The ‘Moose Of The British Left’
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
NEW YORK TIMES: “Fusing Politics and Motherhood in New Way”
Since that day, Trig Paxson Van Palin, still only 143 days old, has had an unexpected effect on his mother’s political fortunes.
Still 143 days old? They say he will never grow old, lest the virgin Alaskan ice be covered in oil…
DAILY MAIL: “Contempt, apathy and lies – why Britain is crying out for our own ‘pitbull with lipstick’”
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Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (8)
Russell Brand’s Retarded Call For World President Obama
THE BBC is leading with news of MTV’s 25th annual Video Music Awards.
It features Britney Spears, and the news that she didn’t do anything newsworthy, and Russell Brand, the try-hard comedian and watered down Jerry Sadowitz.
Brand has got his big break. What will risqué, outrageous, cray-zee Russell do? And note that the man whose style he apes began a show in Canada with “Hell Moose-f*****s” and a gig for anti-racism with “Nelson Mandela… What a ****!”
Says Russell Brand:
“Please, America, elect Barack Obama. On behalf of the world.”
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Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, TV & Radio | Comments (39)
Gordon Brown Gives An Eye For his Country
WHY should we back Gordon Brown?
Because he lost an eye when he was younger and a baby when he was older.
He was also frustrated in his career by a man who reneged on a deal for a job and has holidayed in Suffolk.
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Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
How To Keep The Sarah Pregnancy Story Alive
SARAH Palin’s baby Trig is Bristol’s baby – you know, Bristol Palin, the girl with two wombs. Here’s how the story can be kept limping along:
Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Leave Sarah Palin Alone
LEAVE. Sarah. Palin. Alone:
Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
A Sting In The EU
WHEN newspapers investigate, journalism is saved:
SAYS EU Ref: “No messing – no irony: this is truly good journalism, a job that only the media can do. The Sunday Times has run a “sting” operation on a corrupt EU official in Brussels. The story opens as follows:”
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Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (2)
Mail Readers Respond To Ivan Lewis’s Apology
IVAN Lewis is the 41-year-old Health Minister apologising for sending loads of text messages to 24-year-old Susie Mason, an assistant who worked in his private office in Whitehall.
Yeah, that Ivan Lewis, the one who teaches us to hate ourselves.
The Mail illustrates the images with shot of Ms Mason dressed in jeans and cut-away top. The image is removed from her Facebook profile – Facebook: the sensation-seeking hack’s first port of call.
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Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin: Faking Sex Appeal, Hockey Glasses And Crude In Alaska
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
DAILY MAIL: “Anger at fake Sarah Palin photos as smear campaign makes her ‘look like a stripper’”
Sarah Palin’s credibility as a possible American Vice-President is being undermined by a series of spoof photographs circulated on the internet.
So says the Mail, whioch in the interests of good reporting, reports the news of the fake photos and – get this – the fake photos…on the, er, internet.
Say what you like about Alaska – but you don’t have to dig far to hit the crude stuff…
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Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Photojournalism, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
Sarah Palin: Scott Richter Moves For Secrecy
TABLOID Baby on Scott Richter, the man accused of having an affair with Sarah Palin has filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed!
The McCain campaign threatened to sue the National Enquirer for reporting that Sarah got it on with Scott Richter, her husband’s former business partner. The religious right “family values” wing will probably give her a pass on this one, just like they gave her unwed daughter a pass on the teen pregnancy.
But imagine if this were the Obamas… or if Michell Obama had belonged to a political party that wanted to secede from the United States…
Why imagine- let’s make it up and stick it on the web…
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: National Enquirer, Politicians | Comments (6)
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Oprah Winfrey On Sarah Palin
SAYS Barack Obama and foreskin-faced groupie Oprah Winfrey:
I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.
Why would the vice president want to talk with Oprah, other than to gloat?
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (5)
Polar Bear Watch: Sarah Palin’s Oil Blood Rush
POLAR Bear Watch: Anorak’s look at polar bears in the news, ands Sarah Palin…
“PALIN: the real scandal. Leonard Doyle in Anchorage Alaska investigates the damning environmental record of the woman who may soon be in the White House”
Isn’t the Indy’s woman in thermal underwear in Alaska to check out a woman who may not have been vetted properly?
Here’s Doyle on polar bear huntin’ Palin and doomed polar bears, doomed by oil:
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Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (4)
Political Quote Of The Day: Barack Obama’s Surge Revisited
SAYS Barack Obama on the surge in Iraq he opposed:
“I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated,” Obama said while refusing to retract his initial opposition to the surge. “I’ve already said it’s succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.”
Nobody? Like George Bush. Like John McCain. Like, nobody..?
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Obama Could Do With Sarah Palin’s Teleprompter
THE Time’s Swampland blog on Sarah Palin’s ability to read:
Let’s see her face reporters without a speechwriter and a teleprompter.
Here’s Obama showing her how it’s done:
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Adam Kockesh At Ron Paul
ADAM Kokesh. He’s everywhere. He’s at the Ron Paul gathering…
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Will Sarah Palin Shoot Barack Obama?
OBAMA’S not cowed by Sarah Palin: “How is this sissy going to stand up to someone a bit more menacing than Sarah Palin?”
“We’re not going to be bullied, we’re not going to be smeared, we’re not going to be lied about,” Obama said. “I don’t believe in coming in second.”
Don’t worry, Princess. You’ll be coming in third, Joe Biden in fourth.
Still, it’s the taking part that counts…
She likes guns, does Palin. Obama’s got a death cult. You don’t think…?
No… No, Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (7)
