Politicians Category
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Before Barack And After Barack: This Is Year Zero
BARACK Obama apostle Spike Lee says of the living God:
“You can divide history … BB: Before Barack. AB: After Barack.”
This is year zero, right?
Posted: 28th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2)
Gordon Brown’s Party Tips For An Alterantive Edinburgh
Gordon Brown says bring a brick to party.
From an ebay listing for Brown’s ‘Alternative Edinburgh’, penned by Gordon Brown in the early seventies:
“This book was edited by Gordon Brown when he was a student in the 1970s at Edinburgh University. It is entitled Alternative Edinburgh and was penned at the time when Brown was a socialist student leader – it is full of suggestions of how to live in Edinburgh for next to nothing!…my favourite one is how to turn up at a party without bringing a bottle with you – so what do you do… you bring a carrier bag of empty cans and put two half-bricks in the bottom of it to weight it down“.
Posted: 28th, August 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (2)
The Coincidence Of Osama Bin Laden And Obama Biden
FOX says Osama. You say Obama. Fox says Bin Laden. You say Joe Biden.
Bin Laden. Biden.
Osama, Obama.
Let’s blow the whole thing up…
Posted: 28th, August 2008 | In: Politicians, TV & Radio | Comments (8)
Barack Obama In The Indepedent News
OBAMANIA Watch – Anorak’s look at Barack Obama in the news…
Want to know what “Obama’s dream” is?
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Posted: 28th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
The Plot To Kill Gordon Brown, Aka Gordan Brown
FIVE people have been arrested in alleged plot to kill Gordon Brown, or..:
The message, written in English, allegedly included a threat to target “all the political leaders, especially Tony Blair and Gordan (sic) Brown”.
A damning indiuctment of our education system, and a pretty shoddy showing for Gordon Brown, who after an entire year in power is known among alleged extremists as “Gordan”. Are all, alleged, jihadis thick?
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (2)
It’s National Preparedness Month, With George Bush
On August 26th, George Bush announces that September is National Preparedness Month:
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 2008 as National Preparedness Month.
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Will John McCain Or Barack Obama Die First?
JOHN McCain or Barack Obama, the main player in the Barack Obama Death Cult. Which is going to die first?
While many are waiting (is hope to strong a word?) for Obama to be shot, McCain keeps getting older.
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Jacqui Smith’s Secret Police Force’s Balls Up
ARE you ready for “JACQUI SMITH’S SECRET POLICE”?
While the potty Home Secretary keeps you distracted with her kebab and embonpoint, her police force is hard at it.
And the Mail knows how to spot them. Some of them, let’s call them “Security guards” are dressed in black jumpers (although they can be a dark navy blue) and polyester blend trousers.
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (9)
Ethan Persoff’s Bush-McCain Tijuana Bible O’ Porn
GEORGE Bush and John McCain in Mexican, pornographic sex encounter.
Mark Fraunefelder says: “Ethan Persoff (the fellow who is covering the riot police at the DNC) has printed a special edition of his (X-rated) McCain “Tijuana Bible” to hand out to folks at the convention.
Uncivil Society reports:
Any complete account of the evolution of communications media in the twentieth century must include the Tijuana Bible — small pornographic comics featuring bootleg versions of popular comic strips and celebrities….
In Denver this week, delegates to the Democratic National Convention will have the opportunity to get printed versions of this Bush-McCain Tijuana Bible, presented as a replica of a prophetic 1934 comic from Lieberman’s Lil’ Squeezer Books. Whatever one’s moral stance regarding porn & politics, it’s a rather clever piece of neo-retro performance art.
Bush McCain Tijuana Bible at the Democratic National Convention
Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment
Council Bans The Man In The Street, Mr, Mrs And Laydees
A DIRECTIVE to members and staff of Chichester District Council, West Sussex, instructs them to resist and desist form using the phrase “the man in the street”.
The phrase is deemed “inherently sexist, not a fair reflection of reality, and makes the views or work of women invisible”. Quite so. Staff are instructed to use “a positive alternative” such as “the general public”.
Anorak imagines that the phrase rankles with the missive’s writer, and like all pet hates it is irrational.
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
Rednecks Under The Bed: Barack Obama’s Not Shot Yet
IT’S The Barack Obama Death Cult. It’s the fear that grips us all…
THE plot to kill Barack Obama – the Barack Obama Death Cult – sees three more persons held by police.
At least that’s what the Sun says on its front page. It’s the “plot to kill Obama,” says the Express on its cover.
There were four people, which means either one is on the loose, or else has been adopted by Russian agents/ the Far Right/ the CIA/ the Mafia/ The Taliban/ Hillary Clinton/ Joe Biden fans to kill Obama at a later date.
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Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (3)
Tyra Banks Curses Barack Obama
US model and Michelle Obama wannabe Tyra Banks has a curse:
A number of presidential candidates have appeared on Banks’s talk show (Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards) – Harpers Bazaar
John Edwards. Gone. Hillary Clinton. Gone. Barack Obama…
Posted: 26th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2)
The Recurring Nightmare Of Barack Obama’s Death
IT’S The Barack Obama Death Cult. It’s the fear that grips us all…
In “Target Obama: An American nightmare”, Ian Munro tells The age and its reader how Barack Obama must die:
IT IS a recurring American nightmare, a fear that haunts a nation and that has stalked every presidential candidate since the Kennedys.
Or the Lincolns. An not just the presidents, but all the candidates too. Anyone try to kill Ralph Nader? H. Ross Perot? Walter Mondale? And if not, why not? What’s their secret? And should Barack Obama model himself on Mondale?
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Posted: 26th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (5)
Madonna Shows That Obama Has No Chance Against McCain’s Gang
MADONNA has been performing in Cardiff. She is striking a blow for the John McCain camp. Obama is doomed.
During the show at Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium, an image of John McCain was flashed up alongside those of Hitler and Robert Mugabe.
It’s a subtle message that was back-dropped with scenes of global warming and devastation. The song was called Get Stupid.
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Posted: 26th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1)
Emo For Obama
EMO for Obama:
Posted: 26th, August 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)
Three And Four Barack Obama Death Cult Members Arrested In Denver
IT’S The Barack Obama Death Cult. Arrests made in Denver.
MICHELLE Obama is telling Times readers about “our all-American story”. And Sky news screams: “Obama ‘Assassination arrests.”
What’s more American than a dead President?
To the Democrat Party’s convention in Denver, and local police have confirmed three men are being held in connection with drugs and weapons offences.
They were going to kill Obama, right? They are a cell of the Obama Death Cult and they were intending to do their worst, right?
Over in the Sun, Sky’s sister organ, the news is a little less certain:
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Posted: 26th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (3)
Joe Biden Supports John McCain
LET’S Vote for Barack Obama and John McCain. Let’s vote for Joe Biden. Barack Obama’s number 2 wants McCain to win:
It’s getting hot in here…
Posted: 25th, August 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Remembering Ken Livingstone On CBeebies
BORIS Johnson, mayor of London, waves the flag in Beijing. And Ken Livingstone, the miserabilist former mayor Boris beat.. Is he bitter?
Says the Independent:
A fecund father of five himself, he will next day be appearing on CBeebies. “It’s about how to run a campaign about saving water. I’ve got to advise and then judge which team is the best, which I will hate.”
Happy days. We just can’t stop winning…
Posted: 25th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment
Los Angeles Residents Welcome You To London 2012 Olympics
DAVID Beckham and Leona Lewis welcome you to the London Olympics, says the Star.
Becks lives in Los Angeles, so does Leona. But what the hell, they were born in London and that will do.
The Times leads with pictures of Londoners who live in London, and a load of tourists, celebrating the arrival of the fearsomely expensive sporting event in four years time They are waving flags beating the Olympics logo – that picture of Lisa Simpson felating on an unknown IOC member.
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Posted: 25th, August 2008 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets, Celebrities, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (3)
Myra Hindley Used To Sell London 2012 Olympic Games
A PORTRAIT of child murderer Myra Hindley has been broadcast on a video shown at a London 2012 event in Beijing.
The Liberal Democrat’s Olympics spokesperson said it was a “regrettable choice”.
(Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Website)
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Posted: 24th, August 2008 | In: Back pages, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (14)
Sarkozy And Bruni: The Pitter Patter Of Tiny Feet
NICOLA Sarkozy is on the beach. He is with his wife, the leggy Carla Bruni:
Asks the Mail: “Is there a petit Sarkozy on the way for Carla Bruni?”
Another one..?
Posted: 24th, August 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (6)
Obamania: Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope
OBAMANIA Watch – Anorak’s look at Barack Obama in the news…
HAVE you read Barack Obama: “Son of Promise, Child of Hope” (Simon & Schuster, 2008)? It’s out of this world:
Ever since Barack Obama was young, Hope has lived inside him. From the beaches of Hawaii to the streets of Chicago, from the jungles of Indonesia to the plains of Kenya, he has held on to Hope. Even as a boy, Barack knew he wasn’t quite like anybody else, but through his journeys he found the ability to listen to Hope and become what he was meant to be: a bridge to bring people together.
Good God. Amen:
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Posted: 23rd, August 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (9)
ObAy One: Barack Obama And Evan Bayh
ObAy. You will. Barack Obama and Evan Bayh:
Will the jet be called ObAy One?
Posted: 23rd, August 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Alfred E Newman Always Wins The Presidency Of The US
ALFRED E Newman is America’s Everyman. He can do Bush. And now he can do Obama. The UK has no equivalent, although The Queen comes closest…
Posted: 22nd, August 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
