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After Berlusconi Man Throws Egg At Barack Obama
HAVING seen Silvio Berlusconi struck by a statue of a the naked boy having a wee, Anorak’s Man in Washington got to wondereing how best to show his enthusiasm for Barack Obama, who along with First Lady Michelle Obama, Bauble Tsar Mary J. Blige, Kristian Bush and the Little ‘Elpers Collective brought about the conclusion of the ‘Christmas in Washington’.
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Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Amazing Pictures Of The Silvio Berlusconi Attack
SILVIO Berlusconi has blood on his mouth. Anorak’s Man selling miniature statues of the singer in an Italian piaza – “You wanna piazza me?! – brings this previously unseen photo from the scene. Says Silvio: I looka like Edward Cullen, no. Come and see me at Twilight, my little tutti-fruitt…”
Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Singer Silvio Berlusconi Punched In The Face By Massimo Tartaglia
FIRST Leona Lewis and now former cruise ship singer Silvio Berlusconi has been punched in the face by Massimo Tartaglia and a small statue (a scale replica of Silvio?). Time to protect our entertainers!
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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2)
Gordon Brown Does Benny Hill In Afghanistan: In Pictures
LAST week we looked on with no little smirking as David Cameron did an impression of Walter Softie, from The Beano. In one picture, Cameron seems to be walking backwards in long effete strides. In another, the troops behind him defy you not to think what they are thinking. Now Gordon Brown is meeting British troops at the Kandahar Airbase in Kandahar, Afghanistan. Thing are going ok for the man in the suit. And the puts on big hat and jacket. It’s Benny Hill…
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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Dublin Green Paul Gogarty Tells Labour Party To Feck Off: Video
PAUL Gogarty, a Green Party politico who represents Dublin Mid West, would like to apologise in the Dáil for telling Labour TD Emmet Stagg “fuck you” during a debate on the Social Welfare Bill.
Mr Gogarty was speaking when he was heckled by the Labour pack. He did turn to Labour TD Emmet Stagg and order: “Fuck you, Deputy Stagg, fuck you.”
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Will Smith And Wyclef Jean See Obama Receive Peace Prize Lunch: In Pictures
HAVING brought the world peace a mere nine days after committing more bags of flour and bang bang sticks to the war in Afghanistan, President Barack Obama accepted his noel Peace prize before such men of Peace as US actor Will Smith.
You may now peace-spreading Smith from such films as Wild Wild West:
“James West, a man who relies on nothing but his gun.”
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama’s Christmas Song: The Egg Nog
BARACK Obama is now one of the 12 Days of Christmas – part of a poem by Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy:
I bought a magic goose from a jolly farmer. This goose laid Barack Obama.
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Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
MPs Trough Index: Ed Balls Football Subs And Quentin Davies’ Bell Tower
MORE MPs with noses in troughs as Labour’s Quentin Davies (a Labour defence minister) put in an invoice for £20k to cover renovations to the ‘bell tower’ of his 18th century manor house Frampton Hall.
Also, Ed Balls put in a request to pay his football subs to Ossett Town AFC.
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Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Barack Obama Gets Nobel Prize And Best Twilight Sex Scene Award
ANORAK’S apostle was there to see Michelle Obama dressed in 24-carat gold robes introduce her Nobel Peace Prize-winning husband – your leader President Barack Obama – to Norway’s King Harald during a ceremony at the Royal Palace in Oslo. Says Haralkd: “A million dollars is a f****ng bargain to meet The One. Now America won’t bomb Norway.”
It’s pretty clear to one and all that the Nobel Prize ceremony should be enlarged to included other categories that give Norwegians a chance to meet some famous, good looking people: Nobel Prizes for 2010:
Best Smile
Best Sex Scene
Robert Pattinson Look Alike Prize (Twlight Zone)
Most Fanciable Male In Soap
Best Cheese Cake
More prizes just as soon as Norway can afford them… Pictures:
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Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown Salutes Motor Racing Ahead Of Climate Summit
AS Gordon Brown prepares to fly off is a big clockwork airplane to Copenhagen to talk about climate change and how man is killing the planet with burning fossil fuels he took time out to meet Formula One World Champion Jenson Button and present him with the Richard Seaman Trophy. It’s the British Racing Drivers’ Club (BRDC) Annual Awards in London. Says Gordon Brown:
“With only days to go before Copenhagen we mustn’t be distracted by the behind-the-times, anti-science, flat-earth climate sceptics. We know the science. We know what we must do.”
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Posted: 7th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
David Cameron In Afghanistan Is Grabba Ma Selling Houses, In Pictures
MORE on David Cameron’s visit to Afghanistan. Like Prince Charles, every picture of David Cameron screams out for a speech bubble. Cameron is a man ideally suited to captions. Who can but look at this picture of Dave in a jumper and jeans combo his grandpa bequeathed him and not imagine what the squaddies behind are thinking? More photos are emerging of Dave wandering aimlessly in Afghanistan in an estate agent’s suit, a Grabber Ma given the shiny-cheeked appearance of being alive. Enjoy all these photos and do offer up your captions – picture number 6 is fabulous.
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PHOTO MUST NOT BE PUBLISHED BEFORE EMBARGOED TIME DUE TO SECURITY REASONS EMBARGOED TO 1800 FRIDAY DECEMBER 4 Conservative Party leader David Cameron meets British soldiers at the Task Force Helmand HQ in Lashkar Gah where he met military chiefs and visited a wheatseed distribution Centre helping local farmers out of poppy production.
Posted: 5th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Gordon Brown Chops Down And Plugs In A Tree For Climate Change
ON the day Gordon Brown built up the heat in readiness to fly off to Copenhagen to talk about climate change –
“This perhaps the greatest challenge we face as a world and this is the turning point that can either work for us or it can fail – This is one of the great endeavours of our time – to bring the world together to deal with the problem that has been caused essentially by the richest countries but is now affecting some of the poorest countries in the world. If we do not act, all of us are going to be worse off” –
His wife stood outside his house beside a gigantic chopped-down tree covered in lights. Bah humbug!
Posted: 4th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
David Cameron Champions ‘No Poppy Day’ Afghanistan: In Pictures
WE can now tell you that Conservative Party leader David Cameron has been meeting British soldiers at the Task Force Helmand HQ in Lashkar Gah, also visiting military chiefs and a wheat seed distribution Centre helping local farmers out of poppy production. Anorak has long championed No Poppy Day, when donors will only wear the central black button and plastic stem of old-style commemorative poppies. Incidentally, looking at with his shiny face, squeaky hair and shoes, he reminds us of a Tony Blair-Prince Charles hybrid. Good thing is that when he gets into power, he’ll be easy to parody. Game on. The pictures:
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PHOTO MUST NOT BE PUBLISHED BEFORE EMBARGOED TIME DUE TO SECURITY REASONS EMBARGOED TO 1800 FRIDAY DECEMBER 4 Conservative Party leader David Cameron meets British soldiers at the Task Force Helmand HQ in Lashkar Gah where he met military chiefs and visited a wheatseed distribution Centre helping local farmers out of poppy production.
Posted: 4th, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Muntadhar al-Zaidi Finally Gets His George Bush Shoe Back
FINALLY – it took a while – Muntadhar al-Zaidi gets the shoe he threw back at George Bush back. George Bush – miss him yet?
Posted: 3rd, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Inside Barack And Michelle Obama’s Christmas White House, In Pictures
IN the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama holds an event to present the Christmas decorations and to thanks volunteers who helped ready the White House for Christmas, in Washington. That’s nice isn’t it, helping make the White House look Christmassy. The photoshoot is like an Hello! magazine montage. You half expect the pictures to be followed by a gossip mag-style Q & A in which Michelle talks of the “miracle” birth of the Obama nation after a painful Labour, how much she loves her kids and that she thinks Katie Price wants Pete back. The pictures:
Posted: 2nd, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
David Cameron Nicks Your Kids: Daily Mirror Wins Award For Most Desperate Headline Of The Decade
AND the Most Desperate Headline of the Decade Award goes to the Daily Mirror for this scare story about David Cameron’s Conservatives kidnapping children:
“TORY CHILD SNATCHERS.”
David Cameron is going to steal your children and turn them into young Tories, Climate Kops or rich kids who go to Eton and then on to successful highly paid careers. The utter bastard!
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Posted: 2nd, December 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Rupert Everett Explains Why You Should Vote For David Cameron And His Tory Toffs
ANYONE still wondering whether or not to vote for high-pitched David Cameron and his ‘There’s no-other-option’ Tories can knows that if he gets in then Rupert Everett, the acting toff, is going to leave the country.
Rupert “Lives in London, New York, Paris & Miami.”
And if you want to know where the action is, follow Rupert:
What’s more, he has a special knack of always being where the action is: in Moscow with the tanks and Yeltsin during the 1991 coup, strolling through downtown Manhattan on 11 September, nightclubbing in Miami with Gianni Versace before he was shot, sleeping with Béatrice Dalle when she was the most desirable woman in France, having an affair with Paula Yates when she was one half of the most famous couple in Britain. Not forgetting his most publicly defining role: gay best friend to Madonna.
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Posted: 30th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Switzerland’s Fascists Invite Fanatical Muslims To Help With Assisted Suicide Project
SO many mountain-top views does Switzerland boast that it’s good people of lofty ideals have voted to ban the building of minarets.
No need for any more vantage points when you have the Alps and huge bars of Toblerone and piles of Nazi gold to stand on.
More than 57% of voters and 22 out of 26 cantons – or provinces – voted in favour of the ban on minarets.
Tall Martin Baltisser, of the Swiss People’s Party, which proposed the move, says:
“This was a vote against minarets as symbols of Islamic power.”
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Posted: 30th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Chilcot Inquiry Into Iraq War: Day 2 In Pictures
SIR Christopher Meyer has been testifying to the Chilcot Inquiry into Britain’s role in the Iraq war. He says the US was going to war in Iraq whether Britain joined them or not. Mayer called any British resistance to war “a complete waste of time”. So Blair is Bush’s bitch? “I wouldn’t say it was as extremely poodle-ish as that.” Blair was a “true believer about the wickedness of Saddam Hussein”. Mayer then left and appeared to try to throttle himself. A coded message?
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Posted: 27th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Gordon Brown’s Fist Bump At The Spirit of London Awards?
DID Gordon Brown try a fist bump at a Downing Street reception for nominees for the Spirit of London Awards? As it says on the flyer:
Whether London born or adopted Londoners the Spirit of London Awards will go to young people who are a credit to the local communities whose culture and heritage light up the City by adding passion to the prestige of London life.
It was created by the Damilola Taylor Trust, named in honour of the 10-year-old schoolboy killed by four youths on a council estate in south London in 2000. Judges looking for good “role models” include Christine Ohuruogu, the first British female Olympic 400m champion and ditz who missed three drugs tests – failing to show up to “various training locations at specific times she had specified to testers and blamed a combination of ‘forgetfulness” and last-minute venue changes.”
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Posted: 26th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Michelle Obama Is A Monkey And Other Offensive Google Images
TYPE ‘Michelle Obama’ into Google in the US and you get a picture of Dr Zira, of Escape From Planet of The Apes, reclining bath of bubbles. Well, not, what you get is this crude image hereunder of Michelle Obama looking like a monkey.
Google responds by equipping the image with “Offensive Search Results”, saying: “Sometimes our search results can be offensive. We agree.”
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Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)
The Chilcot Inquiry Into The Iraq War, In Pictures
THE official inquiry into the war in Iraq kicks off with the war in Iraq still on.
Elements of the new US administration of President George Bush were already discussing “regime change” in Iraq two years before the invasion of 2003, the official inquiry into the war was told today
Regime. Changed. Sounds like good planning. Of course, we’ve already had the Hutton inquiry into the death of David Kelly and the Butler inquiry into the use of intelligence in the run-up to the conflict. This time it’s Sir John Chilcot’s Chilcot Inquiry. Everyone gets a turn at inquiring. It’s what Tony Blair meant when he championed life-long learning:
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Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
In Pictures: Herman Van Rompuy’s Pet Dalek Introduces President Iain Duncan Smith
BEFORE our gallery of interesting EU President, Herman Van Rompuy aka Iain Duncan Smith, we bring good news that the EU’s new foreign minister, Cathy Ashton, does like the X Factor and has a full-size Dalek in the corner of her sitting room. It was a present from her former journalist husband Peter.
Now here’s Mr Herman Van Rompuy, the Belgian Prime Minister and now your EU President. His name is an anagram of Unproven May Harm and Our Mare Van Nymph. His pictures:
Posted: 21st, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Barack Obama Uses Ghost Writers For His Twitter Account
BARACK Obama has a huge Twitter following. He is the President of the United States on Twitter. Barack Obama is your pal. It turns out that Barack doesn’t write his own Twitters. Another Barack Obama does that.
Rumours are that he doesn’t write his own speeches and might read the words off a machine. But let’s stick to the web.
There is a Barack Obama for every social networking site. FaceBook Obama is married, Bebo Obama likes cats, Tumblr Obama hates Obama, MySpace Obama knows all the words to Who Let The Dogs Out and Reddit Obama has a vegetable shaped like a penis.
The president told a youth audience in Shanghai on Sunday that he has never used Twitter…
“I have never used Twitter, but I’m an advocate of technology and not restricting Internet access,” Obama said during the town hall. “My thumbs are too clumsy to type in things on the phone.”
So if that’s not Obama, you’re talking to who is it? Hang up, kids. Hang up now. It could be anyone.
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Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
The United States of Earth Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult
WANNA play the Obama Death Cult game. Here’s the coup (getddit?) game?
It’s a new online multi-player browser game that “follows Barack Obama bringing the U.S. to total collapse. Americans rise up on the web and begin a revolution.”
Russian telly enjoys the idea of an American Revolution and the creation of The United States of Earth, a Ron Paul production.
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Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
