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Defence Minister Taylor Strikes Blow For Badly Equipped Army
SOFT berets off to Defence minister Baroness Taylor who during a visit to BAE Systems in Gascoed, South Wales, proved that ministers are every bit as badly kitted out for action as the troops.
Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Barack Obama Launches White House Virtual Reality Video Game
PRESIDENT Barack Obama gives a sermon to commemorate the 100th anniversay of the NAACP and the New York Times hears him tell black folks to put the computer games away and search for the Obama inside your home:
President Obama delivered a fiery sermon to black America on Thursday night, warning black parents that they must accept their own responsibilities by “putting away the Xbox and putting our kids to bed at a reasonable hour,” and telling black children that growing up poor is no reason to get bad grades.
“No one has written your destiny for you,” he said, directing his remarks to “all the other Barack Obamas out there” who might one day grow up to be president. “Your destiny is in your hands, and don’t you forget that. That’s what we have to teach all of our children! No excuses! No excuses!”
Put that video game down! And that joint. And the cocaine. And the cigarettes. And the booze. Jeez!
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Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
US Pastor Prays For Muslim Barack Obama’s Death
NOT much noise from the Barack Obama Death Cult in recent weeks but that is put right by Wiley Drake, pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, California, who has been asking his followers to pray for President Barack Obama’s death.
Pray silence for the loading of the automatic weapons of Jeeeezus.
Pastor Drank is in interview:
Colmes (interviewer): …you then said, I asked for whom else are you praying in that fashion and you said President Obama. Are you praying for his death?
Drake: Yes.
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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)
Did Sarah Palin Kill Obama’s Teleprompter?
BARACK Obama’s Telprompter, Jiminy Widget, the Manchurian who some say wields too much power, is dead. And Sarah Plain is missing.
The CIA says it was suicide.
But Anorak thinks it was murder! Was the teleprompter – the reason why Obama won the presidency – Sarah Palin’s kill of the day?
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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Boris Johnson Is Caught In A Worm Hole For Climate Change
MAYOR of London Boris Johnson showcases the new ‘worm design’ carriage in the first of 54 new trains for Transport for London’s Overground network which he officially unveiled at Willesden Junction, London, and the passengers react:
When I’m steaming the train for cash and a grope, I is well put off by the doors, which mean we only do one carriage at a time. Now we can rush the entire train in one station stop. Big improvement. Respect. – Ment. Al
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Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Ed Miliband Champions Human Wind Turbines
ED Miliband, Secretary of State for Energy, has turned himself into a renewbale energy source by having a wind turbine grafted onto his head.
Says Ed:
“The government needs to be saying, ‘It is socially unacceptable to be against wind turbines in your area – like not wearing your seatbelt or driving past a zebra crossing’.”
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Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Gordon Brown’s Pollution Expert Has Swine Flu
IN today’s edition of celebrity swine flu, we learn that Michael Jacobs, Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s climate change adviser, has the on-message illness. Rumours are that he caught it in Mexico last month.
Jacobs has now been banned from the G8 summit because of fears that he might infect world leaders. Gordon Brown imposed the prohibition on Michael Jacobs, his senior adviser on climate change, despite the official’s insistence that he was no longer contagious and his plea that he should be at the gathering.
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Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Dresden Zoo Welcomes Obama The Monkey
COME see little hairy Barack Obama walk on his hind legs just like a human being in Dresden Zoo.
Obama the newborn mandrill will instruct schoolchildren and some less wordly adults just what an Obama looks like, and give hints as to what can be expected from the new US President (clue: much scratching and staring at the baboons.)
But what’s this. The director of the Initiative for Black Germans says:
“It’s a catastrophe. Black people continue to be confronted by associations with the animal kingdom and primitivity.”
As do whites. Right George Bush – here, here, here, here, here and here.
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Posted: 11th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Starry-Eyed Levi Johnston On Sarah Palin’s Dash for Cash
ANORAK’S Man in the Hollywood Hills looks at Bristol Palin’s baby dady Levi Johnston and hears him say that his not-to-be mummy-in-law dearest Sarah Palin was looking to cash in on her fame:
Bristol Palin’s baby daddy is piping up about his former-future-mother-in-law’s latest career move… or should we say non career move.
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Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
A Close Study Of Obama Peek At Mayara Tavares’ Ass
AND so it goes. Barack Obama looks at a teenage Mayara Tavares’ backside and the media goes into overdrive. The Obama Asscapades are upon us:
Gawker: “A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama’s Alleged Ass-Peek”
At 0.8 seconds into the maneuver (the timestamps here are from ABC News video that was played in slow-motion, and don’t reflect that actual amount of time elapsed), a woman with an attreactive rear end (Woman B) begins to execute her own maneuver: She will step up to the level Obama and Woman A are stepping down from, in the process rotating her body in such a way that exposes her ass to Obama’s field of vision. In this frame, Obama has completed his step down, but his back is to Woman A. So he begins the process of rotating his body toward her so as to offer her his hand. But–and this is crucial–he begins that rotation with his head. Here, he has begun swiveling it to the right. Also crucial: Woman B was not in Obama’s field of vision prior to the initiation of his head-turn–in other words, he could not have begun turning his head to get a better look.
Kos: Obama looks
If you happen to go to the drudge report, you will see that photo of President Obama looking at that girl’s ass. Those responsible for drudge even researched and found out the girl he was apparently looking at was 16 years old.
Mofo Politics: “Obama stares at 16-year-old Mayara Tavares’ butt”
Mayara Tavares is 16 and lives in the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. She inherited from her grandmother and father a passion to take part in community action and social movements and has been an activist in her community fighting for children and adolescent rights. She has recently acted as a community researcher interviewing other adolescents in the community about their lives and how it feels for them to be growing up in the shantytowns of Rio de Janeiro. Through this work she became part of a National Platform for the improvement of poor communities situated in large urban centers, an initiative carried out by UNICEF in Brazil. She also became a member of the Youth Forum in her municipality and hopes that she can continue to engage her peers in this work.
The First Lady isn’t going to take this sitting down, and Matt Drudge can shred his invite to the next White House correspondent’s dinner!
For general discussion and debate. Possible talking point: Did Obama get caught ogling a sixteen-year-old…or not? You decide.
Animal agrees. He disagrees. He loves Obama for it – “that’s how real Obama is”. Techbanyan sees an “ogle” and a”leer”.
The response of some on the right is an ejaculatory spray of spooge as if Matt Drudge just got a picture of Barack Obama getting a blumpkin from a tranny whore in the men’s room of the Buenos Aires airport (or, for Drudge, “Tuesdays”). Over at Ann Althouse’s joint, there’s a post that’s gotta be a parody, for if it is not, then an “Althouse” must be “a place where people never get laid,” for she details a comparison of the body language of Obama and Sarkozy that says, “The foot closest to the woman, like Sarkozy’s, is planted and aimed forward, but the other steps off in the direction of the woman, bending the knee upward into a bit of a crotch-squeeze and forming the base of a dramatic tilt of the entire body into a flexible S-shape that leans toward the woman.”
Yes, I have seen the video, and I stand by my analysis of the still photograph.
GMA analyzed the tape as if it were a Zapruder film of bootyliciousness and concluded that the video clearly shows Obama wasn’t checking out the girl’s butt (they also don’t think he’s a socialist, so take that for what it’s worth) — however, the experienced male glancer will tell you that you always have a “plan B” in case you’re caught looking and need to make it like you were focusing on something else, so who knows.
Those Gawker images:
Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5)
Barack Obama ‘Cheats’ On Michelle
HERE’S Barack Obama taking in the Italian sites, mentally cheating on Michelle Obama as he considers his second stimulus package…
Expect lots of chatter now on whether Obama was looking at her dress, if mental cheating is still cheating and why he enver looks at Hilary Clinton like that…
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Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Malia Obama’s Secret G8 Summit Picture Gallery
TO the G8 summit in L’Aquila, Italy. We bring you the G8 summit in pictures, with Malia Obama:
Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
ACLU Shoots Westboro Baptist Church
GATEWAY Pundit spots that the Westboro Baptist Church – ‘Jesus died for our quims’ – has teamed up with the ACLU.
As GP puts it:
A Perfect Fit– ACLU Joins With Westboro Baptist Church… Sue For Right to Protest at Soldier’s Funerals
Last on to the guns is a poof!
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Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Climate Change Protest Hits G8 Summit
TIME once more for the G8 summit, the political AGM featuting a nice location, lashings of booze and nosh, and a chance to ogle the local talent.
So it’s agreed – we drown Australia
Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Russian Politician Ekaterina Grinkovskayaa Caught Pole Dancing
IN Russia, Ekaterina Grinkovskayaa, a political candidate for the Dumas, the legislative chamber of parliament, has been spotted on a Russian social networking site wrapped around a pole dancer’s pole.
The legend on her campaign poster, pictured below, reads:
“Who is your candidate?”
Does this make her more popular. And if so, will Gordon Brown try it?
Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Mandelson Is Gordon Brown’s Willie
LORD (help us) Mandelson is asked by Tory MP Peter Luff if he is Gordon Brown’s Willie.
As AGW says in the Anorak Forums:
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Erik Nelson’s Retarded Sarah Palin Joke Was An Onion Orginial
WRITING about Sarah Palin’s resignation, and her disabled son Trig, the Huffington Post’s Erik Nelson opined:
She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people – Huffington Post, Erik Sean Nelson
Nelson has offred an apology. But as James Taranto notes, “last September the Onion published a fake op-ed attributed to Palin, lauding “my vote-stealing retard baby.”
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Posted: 6th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Sarah Palin’s Legal Bills Need Paying
SARAH Palin is warning Shannyn Moore, who blogs for the Huffington Post. Sarah Palin may sue for defamation. And she may well need the money any favourable result gets:
The disclosure said only that she owed “hundreds of thousands of dollars.” On Friday in the written statement, attorney Thomas Van Flein wouldn’t give a precise number but said it was “a substantial debt.” Palin said she didn’t have an exact figure yet but “the debt is over a half a million dollars.” Van Flein represented Palin on the Troopergate controversy, which grew from her dismissal of the state’s public safety commissioner, as well as other complaints alleging ethics violations, some of which have not been publicized.
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Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Shannyn Moore
SARAH Palin resigns as Alaskan Governor, and the nodding heads mock her disabled child and spit out opinion in the hope that somewhere in the vitriol one speck of phelgm sticks to the truth.
So what about Palin being done for embezzelment?
Palin’s lawyer Thomas Van Flein responds:
To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as “fact” that Governor Palin resigned because she is “under federal investigation” for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation.
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Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Sarah Palin Presents The World’s Most Sexist Adverts
SARAH Palin is the victim of misogyny. Now Spazmo Barack Obama’s pitbull in lipstick, the woman who breeds retards – really – presents the most sexist adverts ever:
Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4)
Sarah Palin Resigned Over Retarded Sex Tape
WANT to know why Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska, and wants to keep that sex tape quiet? (O0ps!) The US media knows why Palin quit. In telling readers why, the nodding heads explain why – to escape this kind of misogynistic personal abuse:
Increase Retards
In Sarah Palin’s resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the “world needs more Trigs, not fewer.” That’s a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people – Huffington Post, Erik Sean Nelson
Nelson achieves a new low in journalism.
Spread Downs Syndrome
She wants to spread Down syndrome. When, earlier today, Sarah expressed a desire for more “Trigs” in the world, I could not have agreed more, because Down syndrome is just too cute to be reserved for 1 in 800 births – Talking Points Memo.
Wayne Francis mines a new low in the abuse aimed at Palin
She’s Pregnant
In a discussion on CNN earlier today with Candy Crowley, Rick Sanchez says:
There have been a couple other situations that might cause someone to feel a lot of stress. But aside from those, is there anything going on with her that perhaps may lead her to want to make this decision, and the one thing that’s still left out there is, hey, could she be pregnant again – Inquisitr
Blood sports
Sarah Palin abruptly resigned on Friday as governor of Alaska, saying she did not want to waste her time on ”political blood sport” and would hand power to her deputy later this month – FT
President Palin
Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate who electrified her party’s campaign last year, has resigned as Alaska’s governor in a dramatic decision that has fuelled speculation she is positioning herself to run for president – The Guardian
She Breached Ethics
More importantly, there are rumors in Alaska that more Ethics Act charges are in the works and that there is also a more serious Federal investigation focusing on Palin during her tenure as mayor in Wasilla and the building of her home and a sports complex in Wasilla, long speculated to have been linked. It’s the one very touchy subject whenever you bring it up in the MatSu Valley. As someone who is writing a book on Palin, I can attest to the fact that there are always rumors flying about her, not all of them true, but this seems like a real possibility, especially given the timing of her announcement today – Huffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn
Such are the,er, facts.
To Cash In
Palin also has a multi-million dollar book project for Rupert Murdoch that she needs to complete in time for a spring release. That’s some serious cabbage, and there were grumblings in Alaska about the book deal as well. There will be other lucrative, high-visibility media options for her shortly down the road. Don’t be surprised to hear of one of those popping up soon. This frees her up to reach for the gold ring without her minions being able to register any complaints. In that respect, it’s a logical move – Huffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn
A book? Yes, like the one Geffrey Dunn is writing about how much he, er, knows about Sarah Palin.
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Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8)
Reverend Jesse Jackson Offers Michael Jackson Fans A Message Of Incoherence
DOES Jessie Jackson think that his surname makes him the other Michael Jackson?
IHTM explains:
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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
Barack Obama Becomes Adolf Hitler
AS Anorak predicted, you know you’re the President of the United States when you’re compared to Adolf Hitler. It’s a right of office.
A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler.
Paint on a moustache as Obama turns into Hitler:
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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Gordon Brown Cheers Zero Percent Growth
GORDON Brown is still sat in the car as it moves in slow motion towards the edge of a cliff. At Prime Ministers Question Time, Brown champions Zero Per Cent growth.
Can someone pelase tell him. It’s painful:
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Did Gordon Brown Kill Michael Jackson?
GUIDO Fawkes has long looked at Jonah Brown – Gordon Brown’s incubus who straddles a major sporting event or personality – and shags the life out of it. Today, we receive news via Twitter that Gordon Brown had been praising Michael Jackson just before the King of Pop died…
Coincidence?
More theories as to how and why Michael Jackson died can be read here.
Spotter: A Tangled Web, via, Grumpy Old Twat
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
