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April Jones: Mark Bridger told his priest where the body is but he still won’t let her go
APRIL Jones is now forever linked to her murdered, Mark Bridger. The five-year-old child is forever the victim of the man who kidnapped and murdered her. The jury at Mold Crown Court spent just over four hours deliberating Bridger’s case. It’s amazing it took that long. He was bang to rights. Bridger, 47, had already confessed all to a prison chaplain at Manchester prison. He told the Roman Catholic cleric in a ‘confessional’ that he threw April Jones’ body in the River Dyfi. That cleric did not keep Bridger’s confidence.
It might be lies. The prosecution believed Bridger kidnapped April, sexually assaulted her, cut up her body and then hid it. Detective Superintendent Andy John, the senior investigating officer, said April had been the child in the wrong place at the wrong time. Bridger could have attacked any child within his reach.
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Teenager carves name into ancient Egyptian Relic
ON a holiday to Egypt with his family from Nanjing, China, the 15-year-old boy scratched “Ding Jinhao was here” on a 3,500-year-old Luxor relic, reports Weibo
Yep. Ding left his mark. What price nominative determinism?
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The Pope: Now performing exorcisms, apparently
THE new Pope – Pope Francis, as everyone has clearly forgotten his name already, after watching him get unveiled like an X Factor winner on TV – has a fascination with the Devil. That goes without saying because, ostensibly, his entire job is to make everyone feel guilty and warn them away from ol’ Lucifer.
However, in some quarters, they’re saying his obsession with Beelzebub is rather peculiar and that he’s been exorcising people. One ‘leading’ exorcist insists that Francis helped “liberate” a Mexican man possessed by four different demons.
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Posted: 30th, May 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Stupid criminals steal van filled with corpses
WE live to mock criminals on The Anorak because they can’t do a thing about it. If they’re good criminals, they’re still active and uncaught, so they’re not going to appear from their hidey-holes telling us how wrong they are… and if they’re bad, they’ll get doubly mocked.
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Parents seek dolphin-assisted birth in Hawaii
IT’S all about “reconnecting“! with dolphins. The Charlotte Observer reports:
Last month, Adam Barringer, 29, and his pregnant wife Heather, 27, boarded a plane for Hawaii. The couple traveled over 4,500 miles in the hopes of welcoming baby Bodhi into the world during a dolphin-assisted birth in Pohoa, Hawaii.
The couple will stay and study with Star Newland, founder of The Sirius Institute, a consortium with the purpose of “dolphinizing” the planet.
Ukrainian dolphins might be less responsive. The Ukrainian Navy has been training dolphins to kill enemy divers. Dophins have been murdering porpoises. Florida dolphins have a taste for children. Adam should also watch out for Heather being raped.
The article continues:
Before they learned they were pregnant, the idea of a water-and-dolphin birth appealed to Heather and Adam and they say they have experienced signs along the way, pointing them to Hawaii and the institute…
At the institute, the couple will spend time in the water, forming a connection with a dolphin pod they hope will bond with them and ultimately their newborn.
“It is about reconnecting as humans with the dolphins so we can coexist in this world together and learn from one another,” says Heather.
A reader writes:
Way to miss the point. Giant predators. Blood in the water. Wiggly foodlike items. What could go wrong? Just because a critter is smooth and it’s skull structure forces it’s jaw into a permanent rictus smile doesn’t make it all airy fairy. A dolphin is a predator even if it hits a lot of human “cute” buttons and as a predator it will do as it pleases.
PS: the photo above is captioned: “To help fund their Hawaii adventure, Heather Barringer worked at the Smelly Cat Coffehouse in No Da.”
Posted: 29th, May 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
Popstar Laura Miller’s boob falls out during TV performance
REMEMBER when Janet Jackson had a perfectly orchestrated ‘malfunction’ with her wardrobe during the Super Bowl, when her boobie fell out?
Well, it has happened again, except this time, it looks like a genuine accident (albeit one that could’ve been prevented with, say, a bra or a top that actually fits).
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Posted: 28th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment
Oscar Wilde explains his comment that ‘All art is quite useless’
IN 1890, Bernulf Clegg wrote asked Oscar Wilde to expand on a line in his preface to The Picture of Dorian Gray: “All art is quite useless.” Wilde replied:
16, TITE STREET,
CHELSEA. S.W.My dear Sir
Art is useless because its aim is simply to create a mood. It is not meant to instruct, or to influence action in any way. It is superbly sterile, and the note of its pleasure is sterility. If the contemplation of a work of art is followed by activity of any kind, the work is either of a very second-rate order, or the spectator has failed to realise the complete artistic impression.
A work of art is useless as a flower is useless. A flower blossoms for its own joy. We gain a moment of joy by looking at it. That is all that is to be said about our relations to flowers. Of course man may sell the flower, and so make it useful to him, but this has nothing to do with the flower. It is not part of its essence. It is accidental. It is a misuse. All this is I fear very obscure. But the subject is a long one.
Truly yours,
Oscar Wilde
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Posted: 28th, May 2013 | In: Books, Celebrities, Flashback | Comment (1)
Who tossed a puppy at a woman from a moving car?
WHO tossed a puppy from a moving car at Edwina Peters?
Says Mrs Peters, who lives in Shelley, near Huddersfield in West Yorkshire, of the Staffie that struck her:
“It hit me on the back of the leg. It was just a shock – I just felt a thud on my leg. I thought it was a stone at first and then I looked down and I saw the puppy – it was still warm. It was beige, with its tongue hanging out. The puppy was quite chubby so the force of it was quite bad. My leg is a little bit bruised but I’m more bothered about the poor puppy.”
“It happened so quickly I couldn’t get the registration number, but it was quite a posh black car.I’m worried about what might have happened to the other puppies. I don’t know if they did it for a joke or not but I’m sure they must have seen us as we were walking up. I’ve been here for 31 years and I’ve never seen anything like this before. I don’t know why they did it but I can’t believe what they’ve done. I think it’s cruel – I hope they catch them.”
So do we.
Brisbane’s oldest swingers club forced to close
THERE is only one club for swingers in Brisbane, Australia. But Couples International has been ordered to shut. Why? Because it failed to offer appropriate disabled access.
The club’s owners say:
“We’ve got single ladies that are crying . . . I mean, we’re talking a 20-year-old single lady just crying here the other night because she’s got nowhere to go that feels safe anymore. They go to nightclubs, they get touched up by guys. They try to dance on the dance floor and guys come up behind them and start grinding. Here, if anybody touches somebody without permission they’re evicted. We’ve never called the police here in 10 years. People think it’s going to be orgies everywhere but it’s not, it’s like a nightclub. It’s nothing like people think.”
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Boy Scouts accept gay boys through the back door in Albert Lea
THE Albert Lea Tribune has news for Boy Scouts, gay boys and back doors.
Sweden riots: Police slap parking tickets on burnt out cars
THERE’S been a spate of rioting in Sweden. Every night since May 19, people in a mostly poor immigrant area have been smashing up and burning things. Then a police station in Rågsved was set alight.
What did the police do? Stockholm Chief of Police Mats Löfving told Expressen:
“Our ambition is really to do as little as possible. We go to the crime scenes, but when we get there we stand and wait”
Lars Byström, the media relations officer of the Stockholm Police Department, adds:
”If we see a burning car, we let it burn if there is no risk of the fire spreading to other cars or buildings nearby. By doing so we minimize the risk of having rocks thrown at us.”
Want to know what else they did? The Force gave the car-b-cued vehicles parking tickets.
Burger King bandits’ getaway car ‘stolen’
TO Stockton, California, where two men are demanding money with menaces. They’ve got guns. they want cash.
The staff hand over the booty., The men run off. But their getaway car – the one they left running in the car park – has gone. Stolen? No. A Burger King worker saw it and hopped in.
He’s driven it around the corner and hid it.
The robbers, Gabriel Gonzalez and Jeremy Lovitt, were forced to flee on foot. they were soon captured.
Enlightened bigots say Lee Rigby is a victim of Woolwich and ‘Sarf’ London’s dragons
WHEN the barbaric, racist loons responded to the voices in their heads by murdering Lee Rigby in Woolwich, London, the chattering classes went to work analysing them and us. But the Mirror’s Fleet Street Fox managed to to carve out her own reasons why two men should hack a stranger to death in the street:
It’s all bit like when FFFox’s Mirror newspapers’ colleague Brian Reade visited Eltham, south London, in the wake of Stephen Lawrence’s murder by racists:
Welcome to the Brook Estate in Eltham, south east London. The breeding ground of four of the five men accused of stabbing Stephen Lawrence to death as he waited for a bus a short walk away on the eve of St George’s Day six years ago.
Five products of a twisted philosophy drummed into them from birth. “If they’re black, stab ‘em in the back.”…
A way of life passed down from father to son. You see the link emerge in the fading white graffiti sprayed 30 years ago on the walls of the old railway bridges around the estate, written by the last generation of Eltham Boyz. In three feet high letters: “SKINHEADS.”…
Give me the father and I’ll give you the son who will give you the son who will abuse, persecute and even kill another human being for committing the heinous crime of not being born white.
Racism was inherited. Get the killers and purge the land.
This is White Man’s Gulch… This is E-reg Escort-land.
What is it with Mirror journalists banging on about an area they know nothing about?
GK Chesterton and Michael Collins put it well:
“We are always ready to make a saint or prophet of the educated man who goes into cottages to give a little kindly advice to the uneducated,’ he wrote. But the real saints and prophets – those of the middle ages – were uneducated men ‘who walked into grand houses to give a little kindly advice to the educated.’ The wisdom of the poor was once deployed to moralise the rich; now that of the rich is used to demoralise the poor.”
Ken Welsby actually lives in the Heart of Darkness. He writes about life where the dragons roam:
Friends, neighbours and the local community. That’s a word we hear a lot. But what does it mean? In the last 36 hours Woolwich has given a new meaning to the word.
Ours is a town in transition. This used to be a bustling, working town that rubbed sholders at times uneasily with its neighbours in the borough: tourist, arty Greenwich up river and leafy residential Eltham to the south.
But over 30 years we have lost the four main generators of employment which provided, if not exactly prosperity, then at least a decent living and, more importantly, a sense of place.
The decline and closure of the Royal Arsenal was a long-drawn out affair which took out the largest source of male, manual work.
The poly – originally conceived to provide the arsenal’s technical skills and training – transmogrified into the uni, and then moved up and down river: arts and humanities to Greenwich, engineering and science to the Medway.
Morgan-Grampian publishing, where bright young folk learned the hard lessons of business publishing – both journalism and sales – declined and broke up.
By then the Artillery had long gone to Salisbury plain, and the Barracks was no longer packed with squaddies spending their money – and meeting the girls – in the local pubs.
In recent years there has been a revival. New flats on the riverside – the new square, more social housing, the new civic centre and now the amazing new Tesco development – a supermarket too big for me to explore topped with blocks of futuristic flats. And the Barracks has a new lease of life. But we are still short of core employment, and the town centre regeneration is still a work in progress.
But on Wednesday afternoon the people of Woolwich showed the world that we are a community. The brave women who faced Lee Rigby’s killers – who “thought they’d better keep them talking so they didn’t attack anyone else” and knelt by his side in a silent vigil of thoughts and prayers. The teachers who shielded their children from the horror yards from the school gate. All those who stood on the street, refusing to hide indoors, or took flowers to the crime scene or the barracks gate. And the mosque, who were quick to condemn the crime as evil.
Woolwich – I’m proud to live here.
That was spotted by spotted by Daryl at 853 Blog, who also saw another fool damning Woolwich:
As our Mof says:
Friends Reunited there, with a bizarre idea of trying to capitalise on something that was trending on the social network.
And our Ed, a south Londoner, sums up:
South-East London has never enjoyed a good press. Guidebooks treat it as an afterthought, an appendix to the real business elsewhere in the capital. Historical Greenwich is mentioned, of course, and a handful of other tourist-friendly sights, but that’s your lot. The days when the South Bank theatres were surrounded by syphilitic brothels and murderous backstreets are long gone, yet the stigma persists. This corner of the capital remains a world apart.
In modern times, this imaginative distance was reinforced by the way the area was cut off, not just by the Thames, but also from the Tube system. Public transport long consisted of unreliable trains and buses, and even taxis were famously reluctant to venture ‘south of the river’. The prevailing attitude among other Londoners was ‘ignore it, it might go away’.
But there was a corollary: if South-East London hadn’t existed, then someone would have had to invent it as a symbol of everything the cosmopolitan metropolis across the river was not. And in a way, that is exactly what did happen. Over the years, a caricature of this hinterland emerged, summed up in the phrase ‘Sarf London’ – a phonetic stab that fittingly bears no resemblance to the local pronunciation. The bottom right-hand corner of the London map became the modern equivalent of ‘here be dragons’.
This negative image was periodically confirmed on the rare occasions that the area hit the headlines: Teds and cosh boys in the fifties; the Richardson gang and the dockers’ march for Enoch in the sixties; the Lewisham riot and the Panorama programme on Millwall hooligans in the seventies; and so on. Even a good-news story like the Millennium Dome ended up as a PR disaster.
Such are the facts…
Police say middle-aged men in Lycra are now the norm
MEN of a certain age dressed in Lycra Onesies and Lycra hot pants are on push bikes. It’s an unforgiving symphony of bulges, rolls and boniness. Tim Burton sensibly declined the chance to look like a former roadie for Pan’s People, preferring to wear denims and cotton T-shirt on his cycle.
He was soon stopped by Keynsham terror, PC Keith James.
Mr Burton later tweeted: “Just got stopped by the police for ‘not wearing Lycra’ but being on a road bike.”
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The creepy Mattel Roller Skating Doll returns from the 1980s
THE Mattel Roller Skating Doll was creepy:
Posted: 26th, May 2013 | In: Flashback, The Consumer | Comment
Lee Rigby news round-up: Did Greenwich council pay for his killers to be radicalised?
LEE Rigby, the man hacked to death in Woolwich – known universally on the TV news as “Drummer Lee Rigby” – is on the front pages. So too are his allged murderers Michael Adebojalo and Michael Adebowale.
The News Round-up:
The Mail cheers for David Cameron:
David Cameron is planning new powers to muzzle Islamic hate preachers accused of provoking terrorist outrages such as the killing of soldier Lee Rigby. The Prime Minister wants to stop extremist clerics using schools, colleges, prisons and mosques to spread their ‘poison’ and is to head a new Tackling Extremism and Radicalisation Task Force (TERFOR) made up of senior Ministers, MI5, police and moderate religious leaders.
The high-powered group will study a number of measures, including banning extremist clerics from being given public platforms to incite students, prisoners and other followers – and forcing mosque leaders to answer for ‘hate preachers’…
It will also urge Muslim ‘whistleblowers’ to report clerics who act as terrorist apologists to the police.
They already do.
A few facts:
The move comes as:
It was revealed that Woolwich suspect Michael Adebolajo was known to MI5 after being held over terror charges in Kenya and deported to the UK.
The Mail on Sunday has been told that Adebolajo was offered cash by MI5 to work for them – then sought legal help to ‘get them off his back’ after refusing to do so.
Cleric Omar Bakri described Adebolajo as a ‘hero’ for remaining at the murder scene.
Two-thirds of Britons backed a clampdown on hate preachers in a Mail on Sunday poll, which also found strong voter support for the way Mr Cameron reacted to the horrific incident.
Crisis? I’m off to Ibiza
Britain on terror alert, cops raid suspects, but PM jets out for hols
And:
A poll today reveals voters lack confidence in Mr Cameron’s handling of terrorism. It shows 47 per cent believe he is ineffective while 41 give him their backing.
Labour MP Hazel Blear blames the Government for stopping extra payments to areas with more than 5% Muslim populations. She says in the Guardian:
“I am very worried that over the last couple of years, the communities department, which works very closely with local authorities, has abandoned this territory.
“Now the main thrust is with the police. They do a fantastic job but they are dealing with people who are already crossing that line. Counter-extremism isn’t just about tackling the people you already know are radicalised. It is about trying to work with local communities before they get to that point so that good decent people in the community can protect young people from being groomed and getting these ideas in the first place and much of what was done in the Prevent programme was about empowering women, young people.
“The police have their own intelligence on the ground and they have neighbourhood policing. They are out and about in the community but in a way it is one side of the picture. Local authority, school governors, people in community groups will have their information as well. The difficulty is when that information is then portrayed as spying on people.”
Hazel, the kids use the internet and TV news. The nutjobs’ community is not the other Muslims in the UK, it’s the other Muslims in the Taliban.
It was 2007 and Adebolajo was protesting outside Paddington Green police station in west London over the arrest of a fellow Muslim radical. Stern-faced but restrained, he appeared a study of peaceful radical protest. Adebolajo, 28, cut a similar figure when he and his friend Michael Adebowale, 22, were preaching in Woolwich High Street earlier this month. Indeed, of all the disturbing questions that have emerged following the horror of last week, one is particularly troubling. How could two men go from ranting outside pound shops to facing charges of murder and the attempted beheading of a soldier?
He talks of gangs, chaotic lives and exposure to militant Islam. But yis; all guesswork. Why does a man hack a man to death in the street? Maybe he’s insane?
Nearly two-thirds of people believe there will be a ‘clash of civilisations’ between British Muslims and white Britons in the wake of the murder of a British soldier in Woolwich, a new poll shows.
The number of those who believe such a clash is inevitable has increased by 9% from last year.
There has also been a small increase in the proportion of people who believe British Muslims pose a serious threat to democracy, up to 34% on Thursday and Friday from 30% in November 2012, according to the YouGov survey of 1,839 adults.
The Investigation intersets the Sunday Times:
NEW evidence has emerged of the opportunities missed by the British authorities to prevent two Islamic extremists carrying out the Woolwich terror attack.
One of the suspects, Michael Adebolajo, was arrested in Kenya more than two years ago and accused of leading a group of youths trying to join an affiliate of al-Qaeda.
Adebolajo, 28, was photographed in the dock by local media who reported that the group had been seeking terror training with al-Shabaab in neighbouring Somalia.
However, he was allowed to return to Britain and last week allegedly helped to butcher a soldier to death in the street in southeast London.
Adebolajo’s suspected accomplice is Michael Adebowale, 22, who had come to the attention of police for aggressively trying to convert young men in the area to Islam.
And:
In other developments this weekend:
– It emerged that both suspects may have come under the influence of a new preacher of hate at a local community centre funded by the council
Hazle Blears should enjoy reading that.
A friend of Adebolajo, Abu Nasaybah, claimed in a BBC interview on Friday that MI5 had tried to recruit Adebolajo to spy on other militants. Nasaybah was himself arrested after the interview.
Sources confirmed that Adebolajo had been approached to spy on other militants after his arrest in Kenya and deportation to Britain in 2010. He was held with six Kenyan youths, allegedly carrying al-Shabaab literature. While in custody, Adebolajo claimed he and the others had been tortured and kept without food for two days.
On his return to London, it is understood MI5 decided that he was not an immediate threat. They reviewed this decision two years later and concluded that he was still a low risk.
However, a Muslim community leader, who did not want to be named, told The Sunday Times that Adebolajo was preaching about the “legitimacy” of carrying out a jihadist attack on British soil just five days before Rigby’s murder…
Both Adebolajo and Adebowale attended a prayer group set up by a radical cleric who was thrown out of a mainstream mosque after allegedly showing children footage of the 9/11 attacks.
The prayer group met every Friday at the Glyndon community centre in Plumstead. The prayer sessions were organised by Usman Ali, a former member of al-Muhajiroun, a proscribed organisation, who has campaigned for the release from prison of terror suspects.
Ali, 36, was banned for life from the Greenwich Islamic Centre in 2007 after the mosque’s trustees won a court injunction against him. Dr Tariq Abbasi, chairman of the Greenwich Islamic Centre, said Ali subsequently started the Glyndon prayer group which attracted a number of disaffected young men, including Adebolajo and Adebowale.
The Glyndon centre is one of four in south London run by a registered charity which is also listed at Companies House. Public filings show Ali was a director in 2010. Its latest accounts state that it received a grant of £100,000 from Greenwich council in 2012 and £123,870 in 2011.
Such are the facts.
The five best responses to the Guardian and Glenn Greenwald’s excusing of the barbaric Woolwich murderers
GLENN Greenwald asks Guardian readers: “Was the London killing of a British soldier ‘terrorism’?”
We’ve argued that it wasn’t. It was two lunatics sacrificing a man to their god. But that is not Greenwald’s angle. He says:
What definition of the term includes this horrific act of violence but excludes the acts of the US, the UK and its allies?
Yep. He’s going for a moral equivalence.
Two men yesterday engaged in a horrific act of violence on the streets of London by using what appeared to be a meat cleaver to hack to death a British soldier. In the wake of claims that the assailants shouted “Allahu Akbar” during the killing, and a video showing one of the assailants citing Islam as well as a desire to avenge and stop continuous UK violence against Muslims, media outlets (including the Guardian) and British politicians instantly characterized the attack as “terrorism”.
[T]he term at this point seems to have no function other than propagandistically and legally legitimizing the violence of western states against Muslims while delegitimizing any and all violence done in return to those states …
Can it really be the case that when western nations continuously kill Muslim civilians, that’s not “terrorism”, but when Muslims kill western soldiers, that is terrorism?…
One last point: in the wake of the Boston Marathon attacks, I documented that the perpetrators of virtually every recent attempted and successful “terrorist” attack against the west cited as their motive the continuous violence by western states against Muslim civilians.
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Ugandas Coalition for Advancement of Moral Values delivered this ludicrous and scary anti-homosexual pamphlet to MPs
IN Uganda the Coalition for Advancement of Moral Values wants so make homosexuality a crime. The group has just produced the paper hereunder, passing it to the country’s MPs. It urges them to pass the Anti Homosexuality Bill. It is both ludicrous and terrifying:
“The Life Style”
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Man stole beef joint because it looked like his dead grandmother
WHAT do the women in your family look like? If you’re Jesus, your mother often looks like tree stumps, rocks, dried mango or stains. John Casey’s grandmother looks like a joint of raw beef.
Casey, 51, was spotted secreting a £12 lump of dead cow in a rucksack at Asda’s Washington Galleries store last October.
But he wasn’t stealing it. He says he was removing it from sight because it was giving him “flashbacks” to his grandma, who died of a blood clot when he was a boy.
As Prosecutor Michael Hodson told the court:
“The defendant accepts placing the joint of beef in his bag deliberately. He says he did so because he was experiencing a flashback to his grandmother’s traumatic death, which had been triggered by the sight of the joint of beef. He says it was necessary to conceal the beef in order to control the effects of the flashback.”
And then there’s dear old Aunt Bessie, who after being run over by a steamroller looked exactly like a Yorkshire pudding; uncle Ray who was impaled on a carrot; little Tommy whose sick looked so much like chicken gravy; spud faced Uncle Bruce; and the milky skinned aunty Joyce who bloody face after an accident in the threshing machine reminds him of the supermarket own-brand Raspberry Pavlova…
Mr Casey was found guilty.
Posted: 25th, May 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment
What does Times executive editor Roger Alton think of the Leveson Report, Hacked Off and that Royal Charter?
WHAT does Times executive editor Roger Alton think of the Leveson Report, Hacked Off and that Royal Charter? Picking up the award for best daily newspaper of the year at the London Press Club award, he said:
“Thanks to the London Press Club for standing by the British press and celebrating its excellence at a time when it’s under some ferocious attack from an unruly collection of clapped-out hackademics, coked-up celebrities, loved-up lawyers, vengeful politicians [applause, cries of ‘well-said Rog’]. They’re bastards one and all.”
But what does he really think?
Spotter: Axegrinder
Posted: 24th, May 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Bride murdered groom on their wedding day
NA Cola Franklin, 32, has been found guilty of fatally stabbing her lover Billy Brewster, 36. The courts ruled she murdered her fiance around eight hours before they were due to marry.
Why did she do it? Well, the trigger was, apparently, his late return home from a bachelor party.
Exactly our thoughts, too, dear reader. Why were the bride and groom sharing a home on the day of their wedding? Tradition dictates no contact between the lovers on the Big Day.
Could modern mores have cost a man his life?
Dear Artists: Michael Jackson’s chimp is making more money than you as a painter
EVERYONE knows how hard it is to make a living as an artist. Painters live on the breadline in moldy bedsits trying to make it in the cruel artworld.
And all the while, Bubbles, Michael Jackson’s famous pet chimp, is raking it in. That will annoy the piss out of people won’t it? Bubbles has sold two paintings for £2,000 at auction. Imagine the amount of Drum rolling tobacco you could buy with that?
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Bus driver pranks kids in ace video!
HAIL to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver… and so the song goes. Special hails should go to the driver who pranked the kids on his bus.
Students of a school were told by the driver that school had been cancelled for the day, and the children fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Captured on video, Bus Driver Man announces to his bus filled with snotty pupils that they will be dropped off at home once they check in at the school.
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