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Royal Wedding Sex Video: The Balcony Scene
DID Kate Middleton add a common touch to the Royal wedding? Did she out common Chelsy Davy or Kitty Spencer..?
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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Princess Beatrice’s Hat: Royal Wedding Swan Shags
DID you cop a gander of Princess Beatric’e hat at the Royal wedding?
Australia’s Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s fly trap was the tip-top of the offering from the colonies.
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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3)
Royal Wedding Street Party Photos: Rookhope, Lavenham, Marple And Castleton
DID you got to street party to celebrate Prince William’s marriage to Kate Middelton? Did you stock up on sausage rolls (the Queen’s favourite), Quaich Trophy cocktails (Prince Harry’s tipple du jour) and ciggies (for Camilla)? Did you stick a Sarah Ferguson look-alike (or the actual creature) on a stool as Lot 1 in a charity auction her for Royal access and more?
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Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment
Sarah Ferguson’s Royal Wedding: Photo
THE Royal wedding was great. But what was Sarah Ferguson up to..?
Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Photos: Bucklebury’s Olympic Ducks, Morris Men And ‘Village Kate’
TO Bucklebury, Berkshire, for the inaugural running of the Princess Catherine (Formerly Kate Middleton) Stakes Duck Race. This will finally put duck racing on the map. But the big question: is it to late for duck racing to be an Olympic sport in London 2012?
Also at large in Bucklebury, place of Kate’s family home, were the Kennet morris dancers, dewey-eyed locals, a version of the Queen, seemingly played by the late, great Irene Handl, and the BBC reporter who asked one partier:
“Is this still your Kate? Is she still the village Kate.”
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Photos: Prince William And Catherine’s Short Motor Home
IN what many see as a sign of the common touch, Prince William emerged from the gates of Buckingham Palace to drive himself and Catherine to nearby Clarence House. No helicopter, limo or liner for The People’s Heir. Wills is no nouveau riche American type. His mode of transport was a simple vintage Aston Martin Volante DB6. It’s his dad’s. It runs on biofuel made from left over wine.
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Kiss In Photos: Grace Van Cutsem (Off) Steals The Show
AS PRINCE William kissed Princess Catherine and flushed a vivid tunic red Anorak’s gaze was drawn towards the screwy face of Grace van Cutsem. Others will have seen Harry stood beside Pippa Middleton, a best man and chief bridesmaid waiting for a drunken fumble in the overcoat room. But we saw Grace. She’s William’s god-daughter and the son of Rose Astor and Hugh Van Cutsem, a friend of William and Harry. Her name is triumph of nominative determinism. Violet Elizabeth Bott is alive and well. Grace Van Cutsem-Off is ready for her close up…
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)
Royal Wedding Totty Watch: Kitty Spencer Gets Her Babs Out
THE Royal wedding is over. Did William and Catherine really marry? Anorak had planned to avoid the wedding by way of a super-injunction against the entire planet. But the lawyers filed the application too late and the show was broadcast on the BBC.
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3)
Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress: Photos
WANT to see photos of Kate Middleton’s wedding dress, the one that will be hanging in every bridal shop in Shanghai by noon? The train is 2m 17cms. The veil is made by Bukake Models Inc. The lace is lacey…
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Song: Jealous German Lament A British Empire Lost
THE Royal wedding marks a step further away from the ruling house’s German roots. Kate Middleton (part Jew), riles the Hun. Der Spiegel’s London hack Marco Evans writes:
The wedding of William and Kate on Friday will be a joke, a hopelessly overhyped celebration of an absurdly undemocratic system, writes SPIEGEL London correspondent Marco Evers. He pities the bride for her imminent loss of freedom, and wonders why this eccentric nation continues to worship the Windsors.
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Photos: St Salvator’s Quadrangle Breakfast
ROYAL Wedding Photos: The guests mingle at St Salvator’s Quadrangle in St Andrews, Fife, before a celebratory wedding breakfast ahead of the royal wedding.
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Photos: If You Went To Watch You’re In These Pictures
ROYAL Wedding in photos: Our snappers were in Westminster taking photos of the fans, the campers, the rough sleepers, the curious tourists and the flag wavers. If you went to Westminster to see the show, you might well be in these brilliant pictures. Have a royal wedding souvenir on us…
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Pre-Dinner Photos: Who Brought What To Queen’s Mandarin Hotel Party
TO the pre-wedding dinner hosted by the Queen at the Mandarin Oriental hotel, in the company of the unelectable, shaggable, un-executable, in-bred, thoroughbred Royals of the world. A list of who was there, and what they brought:
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Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)
Royal Wedding Rant Watch: Melvin From Milton Keynes Is Down The Line (Audio)
MELVIN from Milton Keynes is calling BBC Three Counties radio. He wants to express his views on the royal wedding. Melvin, you are down the line…
Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)
Royal Wedding Watch: A Short History Of Teeth
THE Royal Family are nothing without their teeth. In recognition of their services to big crunchy apples, ‘Barmy’ Baz Franks has spent six hours of his life having portraits of Prince William and Catherine Middleton pasted onto his mouth.
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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1)
Royal Wedding Graffiti Watch: Don’t Hate Kate
THE Royal Wedding is dividing opinion: there are those who love it and will be watching anything on the telly; and there are those who are smug, elite liberals who know better.
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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1)
Royal Wedding Smug Watch: Simon Callow Is
ROYAL Wedding Smug Watch: Simon Callow, actor, will not be watching Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot because:
“I shall be finishing a biography of Charles Dickens.”
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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3)
Royal Wedding Smug Watch: The Roald Dahl Brick Wall
ROYAL Wedding Smug Watch: Michael Rosen, novelist and founder of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, wants Times readers to know that he will not be watching the wedding:
I can think of a long list of things I’d rather do, starting with looking at a brick wall.
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Posted: 27th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1)
Royal Wedding Dress Rehearsal: Photos
ARE you there yet? Are you at kerbside for the Royal Wedding parade? If not, you’d best hurry.You’ve already missed the pre-dawn dress rehearsal (pictures below), including the delivery of trees to Westminster Abbey, each field maple tree well shaken for signs of Sarah Ferguson. Terry Hutt is there. So is Whitney Currie. The fans are massing. If you want a decent view of Wavy Katy, you’d best get moving. If you want to sit at home with your Morrissey records, as you were…
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Posted: 27th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)
Royal Wedding Smug Watch: Mariella Frostrup’s Social Climbing
ROYAL Wedding Smug Watch: Mariella Frostrup, the BBC television presenter, tells the Times:
“I’ve promised to climb the ‘craig’ with my kids, the biggest hill we can see from our house in Ayrshire. The only compromise is that my daughter Molly wants to see what Kate’s wearing before we set off. Seemed fair!”
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Posted: 24th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Princess Eugenie Bucks The Royal Gene Pool: Photos
PASSING Windsor Castle, our attention was drawn towards the Royal Family traditional Easter Church service. Looking at the various walking gargoyles, it was hard not to be struck by Princess Eugenie. You pour all the genes into a vat, shakes them up and every so often fate deals a card from under the deck and a looker pops out…
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Posted: 24th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Smug Michael Mansfield Says Anyone Watching The Royal Wedding Is Not In France
ROYAL Wedding Smug Watch: Michael Mansfield, QC, a man who made his name in the Princess Diana inquest, wants to tell the Times that he will not be watching Prince William and Princess Catherine tie the knot because:
“I’ll be in a Republic [France], which hasn’t had a monarch for over 200 years … Santé.”
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Posted: 23rd, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Superior Morrissey Says Anyone Watching The Royal Wedding Is Stupid
ROYAL Wedding Smug Watch: Morrissey tells the Times why he does not care a jot for Prince William and Kate Middleton:
I am an intelligent, artistic and compassionate human being. It therefore naturally follows that my interest in ‘william and kate muddleton’ is sub minus zero.
Not interested enough to deliberately get her name wrong in a comment to the press on how anyone who is watching the wedding is stupid?
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Posted: 22nd, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Minted Queen Give The Needy 85pence Each: Maundy Money In Photos
THE Maundy Service , saw the Queen The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr. Rowan Williams performing The Washing of The Feet ceremony during the Maundy Thursday service at Canterbury Cathedral in Kent. This is not a kink, rather an imitation of Christ at the last supper.
Over in Westminster Abbey, The Queen handed out specially minted coins in recognition of parishioners’ service to church and community.
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Posted: 22nd, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Underground Carriage
ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch presents the Royal Wedding Oyster card. The card has been launched today for public transport travel in London. Wow, indeed.
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Posted: 21st, April 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment
