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Sports news, commentary and scores with wit and added value. We compare and contrast the best and worst sports reporting in the mainstream press, blogs, TV and online. We love the English Premier League (Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Manchester United and Manchester City) and all things football but we cover cricket, rugby, the Olympics, tennis, golf, F1 and highlights of the sporting year.
Japan Rugby’s Ryohei Yamanaka Fails Drugs Test For Trying To Grow A Moustache (Photos)
PITY Ryohei Yamanaka, a 22-year-old fly-half for the Japan national rugby union team. He says he attempted to grow a moustache by rubbing an unguent on his upper lip. Problem is that the cream contained a banned steroid. When Yamanka was drugs tested, he failed.
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Posted: 28th, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Wimbledon Day 7 Photos: Andy Murray Wins, Kate Middleton Watches And Heaven Disobeys Cliff Richards’ Prayers
WIMBLEDON 2011 – Day 7: This one was busy. Andy Murray defeated Frenchman Richard Gasquet without the usual face-shredding tension; Sir Cliff Richard waited for the roof over Centre Court to get stuck, the Heavens to open and his voice to be called upon; graceless Serena Williams sat on the greens like a tantruming toddler; shrieking Maria Sharapova providing the soundtrack to Wimbledon: The Porn Parody; and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, (Kate Middleton and Prince William, for it is theory) sat in the Royal Box, gracefully. for added interest you may care to offer a caption for picture 4 – it is suggestive of much…
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Posted: 27th, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Matthew Malkin Is Robbed In Germany: David Haye Should Worry (Photos)
DAVID Haye would have found watching Birmingham man Matthew Malkin’s defeat to local boy Felix Sturm in Germany. The German won the fight on points. He retained his WBA middleweight belt because the judges sat in a German arena in front of thousands of German fans went with the German lad who took a punding until very late in the last round when he rocked Malkin.
Haye is the British WBA heavyweight champion fighting Wladimir Klitschko, the WBO, IBF and IBO title holder, in Germany next weekend. The bout will unify the the world heavyweight title. Klitschko is the Ukrainian based in… Germany.
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Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas Hooks Up With Daniella Semaan, aka David Seaman (Photos)
ARSENAL captain Cesc Fabregas, 24, has “transferred his affections” to 36-year-old mum of two Daniella Semaan,. The NoTW says the pair have been “sharing a romantic holiday” in the South of France.
Yep…Semaaaaan. Arsenal fans should rejoice. The paper goes on to say that Seeeemaaaaaan is Lebanese. We learn that Cesc has a tattoo of the letter “D” inside a star, surrounded by Arabic lettering.
Translated it says My Life D Forever.
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Alexis Sanchez Is On His Way To Rescue Barcelona: Giampaolo Pozzo Is Talking Balls
HERO Of The Day is Udinese president Giampaolo Pozzo. His star man Alexis Sanchez could be on his way out of the club. But where to? Chelsea, Manchester City, Manchester United and Barcelona are all being touted as possible purchasers. Pozzo takes a view:
“If Barca want him, they will have to pay his fair price, which is €50m [£44m]. He is the piece missing in Guardiola’s puzzle, a player who makes the difference.”
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Wimbledon 2011: Bethanie Mattek-Sands’ Tennis Ball Bukkake
HOW do you follow Venus Williams’ lace jumper? Answer: with Bethanie Mattek-Sands’ tennis ball bukkake jacket. Was the attire a tribute to her opponent Japan’s Misaki Doi’s sex appeal? Was it a cry for help? Does it comes as a jumper..?
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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Nastasha Giggs Loses Face – Literally: More Ryan Giggs Sex News
NATASHA Giggs is “Ryan’s Girl” on the Daily Star’s cover, a place the paper has awarded the Manchester United footballer in light of his services to the sensational headline where the twin pillars of football and sex collide. Today’s front-page headline says Natasha is in a state of “fury” over “SEX TRAITOR”.
The story goes:
RYAN GIGGS’s sister-in-law has threatened to kill the “little rat bitch” who blew the whistle on her affair with the football star. Estate agent Natasha Giggs, 28, revealed that she had now discovered the identity of the “pal” who exposed her eight-year affair with Manchester United ace Ryan Giggs.
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Wimbledon 2011 Photos: On Trend Venus Williams’ Tucks Her Jumper Into Her Knickers
WIMBLEDON. Let’s consider the events three central planks: The Shaggable; Andy Murray; Venus Williams’ clothes.
In other, we can revels:
Rafa Nadal is through to the bet round.
Andy Murray is through to the next round.
Venus Williams says her top is not a top – it’s is “jumper“. She tells us that jumpers are very “now“.
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Rory McIlroy Is Upstage By Eyebrows Man At US Open (Video)
GOLF – an aide to sleep when its on the telly and a way for men who reject fashion to escape their wives and make a show of abandoning political correctness. If Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson and his sidekicks were patrons of a sport it would be golf. Right now, Rory McIlroy is doing well at the 2011 US Open. Golf fans will love the action. But the casual observer will demand more to keep them watching. So. Here is Eyebrows Man doing his dance. It’s not golf – it’s crazy golf. And that is so much better…
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Ryan Giggs, Anal Sex And Natasha Giggs’ ‘Ring ‘n’ Ride’ Bum Photo
RYAN Giggs has now been on the Daily Star’s front page for 11 straight days. In the Daily Giggs – the official Manchester United newspaper – today we learn:
“I dressed as french maid for sex with Giggs”
Given the allegations of hotel room sex with Natasha Giggs and Imogen Thomas, you might suppose the French maid was an actual French maid on work experience. It tuns out that the maid is Natasha Giggs, and she “donned a pink frilly micro-skirt and black G-string with white spots to thrill him“.
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Wimbledon: Bethanie Mattek-Sands Is The Neon Balls Magnet
IN an effort to extend the two-week long tennis season beyond Wimbledon, there is something called the WTA Pre Wimbledon Party. It was held at the Kensington Roof Gardens. Serena Williams was there as the recognisable sporty face of female tennis. But the battle for women’s tennis is not about the skills – it’s about the glamour.
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Jeremy Hunt Loses To William Hague And Seb Coe In Tory Olympic Challenge
JEREMY Hunt, Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport, spent part of today riding an inflatable raft down the Lee Valley White water Centre in Hertfordshire, which will be the venue for the Olympics in 2012.
The venue will host five days of intense Canoe slalom competition during the games next year, in front of 60,000 spectators who applied for tickets to the Olympic stadium but failed to get them and then ticked any box in the mad belief that spending £200 to watch kayaking was money well spent.
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Ryan Giggs, Natasha Giggs, Used Knickers And Kym Marsh’s Bedroom: The Facts (Photos)
FOR TEN days straight the Star has featured Ryan Giggs on its front page. Today, the Daily Giggs delivers the headline:
“Giggs bedded babe in my home”
Is that enough to get a blue plaque over Coronation Street star Kym Marsh’s front door? Maybe…
CORONATION Street beauty Kym Marsh fears Ryan Giggs romped in her bedroom with his sister-in-law. Sexy Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh bought her £600,000 house from the estate agents where Ryan Giggs’s secret lover Natasha worked at the time.
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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comments (3)
Tim Henman Takes Swingball To The London Olympics
TIM Henman – the man whose Wimbledon escapades amount to a hill of has-beens is playing swingball.
| He was launching Swingbledon at the Hurlingham Club, London. It is not every bit as awful as it sounds. It might well be an Alterntive Olympic Sport.
C’Mon, Timmy. We still believe!! |
‘Pregnant’ Natasha Giggs Shows Off Her ‘Mummy Tummy’ – Daily Star Stretches Truth Over Ryan Giggs
RYAN Giggs has now been on the front peg of the Daily Star for NINE days running. tidy readers are trotted to the headline:
“GIGGS LOVER BABY BUMP”
Adding:
“Rhodri’s wife is back to face music but who’s the daddy?”
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Ryan Giggs Investigates News Of The World Over Phone Hacking Claims: Rhodri Giggs Smells Revenge?
RYAN Giggs is the one-man content factory. Today, Manchester United legend Giggs has, as the BBC reports, begun his phone hacking action against Glenn Mulcaire The News of the World – the paper that, allegedly, set up his brother Rhodri Giggs in a failed drugs sting in 2000, broke the allegation that he’d been shagging his sister-in-law Natasha Giggs and keeps Imogen Thomas on a tight leash, she being another of Giggs’ alleged conquests.
BBC home affairs correspondent Tom Symonds tells us:
“Ryan Giggs is a well-known figure and will have been of major interest to the tabloid newspapers. It was probably only a matter of time before the police got round to him and said, ‘We’ve looked at the evidence, got lots of documents seized by the police, and your name is in there.’ That’s probably what’s happened and now he will go away and seek legal action.”
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Posted: 15th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)
Matt Stutzman Aims To Fire Arrow With his Feet At The London Olympics
David Haye Joins The Boxing Taliban: Wladimir Klitschko Will Be Decapitated (If He Can Reach His Head)
DAVID Haye was one of the main attractions at an open training session at the Hayemaker Boxing Gym, London. He shared centre stage with another David Haye – the one who stars in an app. It’s a game in which boxing technicians are invited to decapitate their opponent. You can now knock someone’s block off, literally. It mighty be the head of Haye’s next opponent, one Wladimir Klitschko. It might be anyone’s head. Haye just says it’s “a big anonymous Eastern European who’s going to get his head punched off… It takes skill and a lot of dedication to take a head off. But it can be done.”
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Royal Ascot 2011 In Photos: Ladies Wear Hats – Horses Favour Jockeys
ASCOT: Day 1 – hats. Royal Ascot is all about the hats. Why the horses don’t wear hats, we can only wonder at. Perhaps they’d eat them. Perhaps they think the jockeys are hats?
Veronicas Voronin wore a box of used tissues on her noggin. Tracy Rose went for the over-starched rara skirt. Anneka Tanaka-Svenska wore the kind of thing children dread sitting behind at a panto. It was huge, long and liable to fall into your lap and knock your box of Revels over.
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Ryan Giggs, Jennifer Thompson, Wayne Rooney And Natasha Giggs In Pants On Fire Story
WITH Ryan Giggs remaining dignified in the face of extreme provocation and refusing to shag ‘n’ tell, thoughts turn to other footballers and their would-be WAGs, namely Wayne Rooney and Jennifer Thompson.
Before that, we notes that the Daily Star leads with the headline “GIGGS TELLS HIS BRO: DITCH YOUR SLAPPER”.
Isn’t misogyny grand, readers. Ryan Giggs is alleged to have told Rhodri Giggs, the brother he cuckolded, to ditch his wife, Natasha Giggs, because she is a “slapper”.
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Geelong Cats Footy Fan Strips: Newcastle United Fan Merely Flashes (Video)
AUSTRALIANS are aghast – shocked and dismayed – that a Geelong Cat’s supporter saw fit to celebrate victory over the Hawthorn Hawks by stripping to his knickers.*
Anorak readers amy well look closely at the sports nut. Is it him..? Can it be the Newcastle United fans of legend..?
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Andy Murray Wins At Queens: He’s Got More Bottle Than A Litre Of Amyl Nitrate
ANDY Murray has won a tennis match against a Frenchman called Jo-Wilfred Tsonga. Murray held aloft the Queen’s Cup as he celebrated victory in the final of the AEGON Championships at The Queen’s Club, London. And we beheld the cup. It is huge. Massive. Only the strongest can win the tournament because only the strongest can lift the cup. This is a tournament with Small Tournament Syndrome. It knows that Wimbledon is the big one (some say the only one) and this is just a small satellite get together for players warming up.
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Ryan Giggs: An Abortion And A ‘Geyser Bird’
RYAN Giggs remains in residence on two tabloid front pages:
The Daily Star says he shagged “BIG BRUV GEEZER BIRD” Lisa Jeynes.
The Mirror says Natasha Giggs says “GIGGS GAVE ME £500 TO ABORT OUR BABY”.
You can read about Jeynes here. You can read about the abortion here.
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Sexy Natasha Giggs Aborted Ryan Giggs’ Baby For Her Kids: Manchester United’s Star’s AIDS Sex Shocker
NATASHA Giggs has dispensed with the close friend, and seeks to give a first hand account of her alleged affair with Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, her brother in law.
News is that the “soccer star made her pregnant – then paid for her to abort his baby.”
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Posted: 12th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (5)
Ryan Giggs Faces ‘Jail’: Manchester United’s Model Of Discretion Refuses To Kiss ‘N’ Tell
RYAN Giggs is going to jail? So says the Daily Star on its front page.
It makes a change from news that Ryan Giggs is going to Wembley. Or Ryan Giggs is going to a hotel room in Manchester with your wife.
News is:
RYAN Giggs faces jail over the gagging order he got to cover up an affair with glamour girl Imogen Thomas.
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