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Tiger Woods: The ‘Love Child’ Is Identified And Theresa Rogers Speaks: In Pictures
TIGER Woods: With Theresa Rogers…, Jessica Simpson, a “love child”, a “sham marriage” and a golf award after a dark…
The more Jessica Simpson says he has not have sex with Tiger Woods, let alone even flirt with him, the more the newspapers show an interest. After the Mail questioned readers about the allegation, the Star now asks:
“DID RANDY TIGER PLAY ROUND WITH JESSICA?”
No. Next! Here’s Theresa Rogers…
“She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom,” a pal reportedly said of the much older woman.
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Posted: 18th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)
Tiger Woods Should Fear Arrest At His Dubai Golf Course
IN Dubai, infidelity is a crime, earning the miscreant you a jail sentence. The sheiks of Dubai hate extra-marital sex. So what news then of the Tiger Woods golf course in this oasis of sand and builders’ dust? Tiger Woods Dubai says:
“The Tiger Woods Dubai … can confirm that it remains committed to the completion of its centrepiece Al Ruwaya Golf Course, and that progress continues on the first golf course designed by Tiger Woods.
“Tiger Woods Dubai does not comment on the personal lives of our valued partners.”
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Posted: 17th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (2)
Tiger Woods: A Dirty Habit, Cartoons And Sex
TIGER Woods: What next for Tiger Woods? After the car crash we wondered if Woods was alright. After the women, we wondered if they were a bit of alright? Now the Sun tells us:
“TIGER CRACKS UP.”
He’s gone crackers?
TIGER Woods is close to “cracking up” after “spending days alone watching cartoons and eating cereal.”
So, not cracked up, but close to? Maybe those cartoons remind him of the shape of women he likes, allegedly?
Woods is thought to be holed up in one of his two Florida homes and cannot even watch his favourite sports channel – as it carries regular updates on his romps with up to 11 lovers.
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Tiger Woods: Finally Woods Speaks: Video
TIGER WOODS: Before he was linked to Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson, Cori Rist, Josyln James, Julie Postle and Theresa Rogers, Tiger Woods went on the telly to say how much his family meant to him. No. He sayd they mean a lot to him. Video:
Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Tiger Woods And Theresa Rogers’ Lips In Photos: Woods Puts Family First ‘Always’
TIGER Woods: Theresa Rogers is not only a victim of nominative determinism, she is Theresa Rogers…Tiger Woods, allegedly. Suspension points are Tiger Woods’ hyphen. Jaimee Grubbs…Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers…Tiger Woods. Cori Rist…Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods and his women are coining a new language of their own. But above all Tiger Woods is a family man. The Mail leads with a picture of Elin Woods and Sam Woods, the Tiger cub, and the headline: “Look what you’ve put at risk, Tiger.” The same picture is used by the Express on its front page to reveal the “courage of Tiger’s wife” (there are ad deals in the offing for Elin – see them here).
Woods is damned by an interview recorded 10 days before ring-waiting Elin used her Kobe grip on his glass screen. The interviewer asked: “Family first and golf second – always been that way?” Woods fell into the elephant trap: “Always. Always.” Here are pictures of Theresa Rogers, 48, and her lips and the other women linked to Tiger Woods…
Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)
Tiger Woods: Three More Fail To Deny Sex With Woods
TIGER Woods is the topic of much thrashing about in the forums: – none of the people below have publicly denied shagging Tiger Woods:
THE newspapers never told Eleanor Roosevelt President Roosevelt had mistresses and, in fact, was with one when he died. They never told Jackie Kennedy John Kennedy had a woman made available everywhere he went and had threesomes in the White House swimming pool. That was all public knowledge but the press kept their noses out of it and didn’t run the stories – Cheryl
HEARD the phrase absolute power corrupts absolutely? The same adage works if you use absolute fame. Tiger Woods is/was a supreme athlete at the top of his game. He was the prowling, fittest and toughest bear on the block. What he lacked was the ability to handle or control himself out of competition.
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Tiger Woods: In Pictures Theresa Rogers And Julie Postle
TIGER WOODS Women: Introducing Theresa Rogers and Julie Postle. After Jaimee Grubbs is this more nominative determinism? Our golf correspondent Theresa Green takes up the story.
After Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson, Cori Rist and Josyln James, here are Theresa Rogers and Julie Postle.
Theresa Rogers has, reportedly, secured the services of attorney, Gloria Allred, who counts Rachel Uchitel as a client.
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Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (6)
BBC To Broadcast Tiger Woods Sex Tape
TIGER Woods: The National Enquirer says the “new nightmare for Tiger Woods is…
“SEX TAPE & LOVE CHILDREN”
At least with a sex tape, Peter Alliss and other droning voices of BBC golf will be able to provide commentary. Finally they can break through the mask of fake conviviality and tuck in.
The consensus in the studio will be that this is what happens when you let women into the trophy room on Tuesday mornings. It’s a slippery slope from a golf club Ladies’ Day to hardcore sex on the 18th fairway. It’s inevitable.
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Richard Branson Launches Virgin F1 Racing, In Pictures
TO the launch of the Virgin Formula One Racing Team in Notting Hill, London. Now bitter commuters on Virgin trains will be able to make sarky comments about something else. Truth is that Formula One needs Virgin. So here are pictures of Technical Director Nick Wirth, Team Principal Alex Tai, Richard Branson, Manor boss John Booth and Director of Racing Graeme Lowdon stood by drivers Luiz Razia, Timo Glock, Lucas di Grassi and Alvaro Parente. Can a Virgin F1 car beat the Euston to Manchester flyer? Go! Go! Go!
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Tiger Woods Goes Shopping For A New Ring For Elin?
TIGER Woods: Meanwhile the Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has been spotted without her wedding ring. The Sun wonders:
The former model was spotted at a petrol station near her Florida home with her gold band and solitaire engagement ring missing from the third finger of her left hand. The missing rings add to increasing speculation that the 29-year-old is on the verge of walking away from her five-year marriage.
Does it? Old Mrs Anorak tells us that the removal of a huge diamond ring is best explained by Elin making room for an even more gigantic rock.The Kobe Ring 2 is beaing hewn as we speak…
Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (5)
Tiger Woods In Pictures: Cori Rist Confesses And A Big NBC Today Show Fail
TIGER Woods and the women: We turn now to hear from “gorgeous” Cori Rist, billed as single mum who having met the golfer in a New York night claims to have shagged him while he was sending text messages to other women.
After Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson and Josyln James work the media, Cori Rist has been keeping a dignified silence. Now she breaks and tells NBC’s Today show:
“I’d wake up in the night and he would be texting. I’d ask him what he was doing and he would say he was answering emails. I had this feeling, I knew it was something bigger.”
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Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)
Tiger Woods: After Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson And Josyln James Meet Dina Gravell-Parr
TIGER Woods: After Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson and Josyln James meet Dina Gravell-Parr.
No word yet from Katie Price on how she didn’t shag Tiger Woods, but we do hear from Dina Gravell-Parr, 34, who met golfer Woods in a high school accounting class. He was 16. She was 17.
The image of Woods as the dullest man in the world may yet be restored. Says Dina Gravell-Parr – more nominative determinsm:
“At the end of the night I had to ask him ‘Well, was that a date?’ He was all shy and embarrassed. As we said goodbye, it was really awkward.”
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Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
The Real Reason Tiger Woods Quit Golf
WANT to know why Tiger Woods has quit golf? Anorak’s Man in LA knows:
TIGER Woods could have avoided most all of this mess if he had only gotten in front of the story and changed the headline as soon as the corporate gossip site TMZ started posting unfounded rumours and conjecture that odds indicated would pay off (every tabloid journo had already figured that a two a.m. front yard car wreck and a National Enquirer front page mistress story added up to a scuffle with the missus– the only problem was confirming it, a slight nuisance that CNN’s sluttier cousin has a history of ignoring) and mainstream organizations began treating it conveniently as fact.
Sad that a billionaire corporate sports star doesn’t have the advisers or organization to handle a simple problem like that– let alone an understanding with a former nanny wife from who he’s separated for probably six months out of the year.
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Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Ryan Giggs Beats Tiger Woods To Win BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2009
RYAN Giggs wins the 2009 BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Jenson Button is the runner-up with Jessica Ennis in third. In the Sports Personality Award of the Year little stock is placed on the winner’s personality. Personality is BBC for “unisex” and “celebrity”. Says Ryan Giggs, the best football to ever play in the Premier League: “That is a big shock, I’d like to thank the BBC for putting on a brilliant night and everyone who has voted for me.” Imagine what jungle Jimmy White would have said, or Tiger Woods? Keep trying Tiger. In pictures:
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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
In Pictures: Liverpool 1 Arsenal 2, Premier League
ARSENAL beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Premier Lague. Can the Gunners win the title? Can Liverpool win a match? We’ve got the pictures of the game as it happens. The season is – oh, shock of shocks – interesting. But wait a moment. The January transfer window is opening and Chelsea are going to spend tens and tens and tens of millions of pounds in making the Premier League predictable once more. Stop them. Somebody stop them! No, not Man City’s mega-rich owners – someone likeable…
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Tiger Woods Puns And Newspaper Front Pages: Gallery
THE tabloids love Tiger Woods who has enabled them to use loadsa puns to illustrate his driving, his playing around and his birdies. Anorak’s Man In The Newsagents has compiled a collection for your perusal. Birdie and Woods featrure often – but no mention of rough or holes. Fancy:
Tiger Woods Threesome Pictures: Jamie Jungers, Janine Jungers Woods And Tiger’s Dying Father
TIGER Woods: Another day and another chance to hear from Jamie Jungers, who not too long ago was keen to tell us that she not received a penny – not a cent – for shagging and then talking about Tiger Woods. As she says in the papers:
“He’s a cheap f***er and he just didn’t want to help me.”
Today, Jamie is on the cover of the NoTW, illustrating the story “TIGER ON The RACK“. So vital is Jamie Jungers to the narrative that the NoTW decided to rename her Janine Jungers, to save any confusion with demure Jaimee Grubbs.
Star bedded Janine Jungers as father lay dying in hospital…
TREACHEROUS Tiger Woods romped with a mistress in his marital bed on the night his beloved father died.
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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)
Tiger Woods: More Golfers Emroiled In Sex Scandal
STIFF competition has been beaten off and Anorak can reveal the most innuendo-laden headlines of the Tiger Woods’ “process”. Keys words to note: Woods, drive, birdie, rough, hole, any old iron, ‘In The Hole!’, playing around, back nine, front nine, baffing iron and wedge. Also, Anorak invites the following golfers to grab hold of the nearest warmish object and cry: “I’m Tiger Woods”: Heath Slocum, Steve Spray, Willie Wood, Ted Ball, Jonathan Byrd, Don Cherry, Russ Cochran, Chris Couch, Fred Couples, Paula Creamer, Mike Cunning, Flory Van Donck, Jim Furyk, Brian Gay, Randy Glover, Babe Hiskey, David Horsey, Gary Koch, Frank Lickliter, Lin Wen-tang, Billy Mayfair and Iain Pyman.
Premier League In Pictures: Spurs 0 – Wolves 1
TOTTENHAM Hotspur 0 – Wolverhampton Wanderers 1. Spurs are one of the few things that can be relied upon in the Premier League to do exactly what you expect them to do. Each year Spurs spend shed loads of money on established players. They then shove the names into a box and set about picking XI to form a team. It’s Tombola football. Sometimes the team wins. Sometimes the team loses. And with every turn Harry Redknapp is just one ticket short of having the winning formula. If only he had more money to spend…
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Premier League In Pictures: Chelsea 3 – Everton 3
THE Premier League is more open than Tiger Woods’ menu at the Birdie And Hole gastropub. Chelsea were yet again unable to win, allowing a feisty Everton to come twice from behind to draw 3-3 at the Bridge. Can Chelsea be caught at the top of the league. Yes. Carlo Ancelotti’s Blues have now conceded 10 in their past four games. Time for Abramovich to sack him? Maybe. But fist let’s try Chelsea Plan A: spend loadsa money. Anorak was at the match. And we have the pictures from it:
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Tiger Woods And The Women: Tiger Blames Golf For Cheating On His Wife
TIGER Woods: Golf was to blame for all of it. doubt that? Then your doubt the Times, which leads with:
Tiger Woods quits golf ‘to be a better husband’.
Was it the golf, the one thing Tiger Woods is really good at that drove him to cheat on his wife? Must have been.Here’s the proof.
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Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Tiger Woods Turns To The New Age, James Arthur Ray’s Sweat Lodge On Standby
TIGER Woods has been writing on his website. In “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf By Tiger Woods”, Tiger Woods says:
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children.
Specific: “Transgressions” are now infidelity. There is shift in language and tone. Not yet the tabloidese of “shagging” but he’s getting there. After Jaimee Grubbs’ “process” with Woods, we read on:
I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.
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Tiger Woods: After The Other 10 Alleged Golf Fans, Meet Loredana Jolie, In Pictures
TIGER Woods: Happy Hollywood hooker enabler Michelle Braun alleges Tiger Woods invested $60,000 on four caddies in one year.
You see what happens, people. You don’t let women into the golf club so the golfers are forced to try to meet women in other ways, whether by ordering drinks and snacks or paying for sex. Braun tells the New York Post that Woods blew $15,000 on a date with Loredana Jolie.
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
Tiger Woods: Jamie Jungers Dishes The Dirt On Sex With A Golfer, In Pictures
TIGER Woods: Jaime Jungers (Waitress No.2) is talking to the media about Tiger Woods and golf. Because golf is boring, we’ve edited out those bits and just skip straight to the sex.
First up, Jamie Jungers, 26, says she has not revived any cash from Woods. No hush money, even. Nothing. Junges is on “The Secret Life of Tiger Woods” on NBC’s – get this – “Dateline.”
Says Jungers on the news dating show (Dial 0800GOT WOODS):
“I didn’t even get a birthday card. I got nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart.”
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)
Tiger Woods: Jaimee Grubbs Stars In Reality TV Show
JAIMEE Grubbs is getting tips all over the place: first Tiger Woods and now George Clooney.
Grubbs is the ultimate waitress, a shoo-on to appear as a judge or mentor in Pop Waitress, a show in which celebs compete to see whish of them can earn the most tips a claim the prize of a job behind – or wearing – the red rope at a top Las Vegas bar.
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