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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Disneyland’s Thunder Mountain Roller Coaster Made Harwich Man Steal From Royal Mail

GEORGE Ramplin, 43, tells the Beak at Chelmsford Crown Court that he turned to stealing parcels becase of an episode on the Disneyland roller coaster Thunder Mountain in August 2010.

Ramplin says the ride sparked flashbacks of an accident that had befallen him when he was 10. He had been in a minibus that crashed in May 1978. Seven children and one adult died. He was badly injured.

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Posted: 25th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov Dies At Her Own Funeral (Photos)

FAGILYU Mukhametzyanov, 49, was not dead at her funeral in Kazan, Russia. She woke to the sound of prayers and weeping. She had not died from a heart attack. Medics had made a mistake. Mrs Mukhametzyanov was merely resting. Says her husband, Fagili Mukhametzyanov:

“Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes.”

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Posted: 25th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Delbert Franklin Click Is Our Happy Mug Shot Of The Day

DELBERT Franklin Click is our Mug Shot of The Day. Click was arrested in Pulaski County, Missouri, for  fighting in a bar.

“The bartender related that the male had entered the bar and began yelling at people and had struck one other patron with his closed fist. A small fight then began and the fight ended when the bartender struck the male subject with a baseball bat.”

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Posted: 25th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Suryia The Orangutan And Roscoe The Dog Are Best Pals: Photos To Go Awwww

SURYIA is an orangutan whose best pal is a Blue Tick hound named Roscoe. (You just know who the brains are in the outfit.)

They met at South Carolina preserve for endangered animals – The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (TIGERS) in Myrtle Beach home. (Yep, TIGERS – you just know Suryia thought that up. Roscoe wants to call if WOOF – World Of Orange Friends.)

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Posted: 24th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Kendal Thief Wears Stolen Jacket To Court In Kendal

DID Stephen Kirkbride steal a £125 jacket from Kendal’s Sports Direct shop? Shop staff say he did. They say Kirbride is wearing the item, a Craghopper waterproof , at South Lakeland Magistrates’ Court, Kendal.

Kirkbride’s defence solicitor Judith Birkett snots. She says he charge “wouldn’t be so stupid” to wear stolen merchandise to court. That’s the jacket with the tear marks where the security tags have bee ripped off.

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Posted: 24th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Drunk Captain Drove Rescued Sailors Around In Circles For Hours And Hours

TO South Florida, where Timothy Pooler, 63, of Boynton Beach, has rescued two men whose boat had broken down about 25 miles off Delray Beach on Thursday evening. The men had been adrift for around four hours when Pooler arrived to save the day. He hooked up their boat to his and began to tow them. And tow them. And tow them. In circles. Throughout the night. In circles.

When Pooler’s boat ran out of gas, the two men provided fuel from their own boat. The men then got their boat to work and began to tow Pooler, whose boat ran out of fuel again.  They then cut Pooler loose.

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Posted: 23rd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Women’s Football World Cup Sisters Salimata and Bilguisa Simpore Are Men Say Opponents

ARE Salimata (left) and Bilguisa Simpore (below), players from the Equitorial Guinea women’s team, men?  The ladies in Team Ghana says the Simpore sisters are men.
(Minds return to South African runner Caster Semenya who was accused of being a man.)
Equitorial Guinea have just defeated Ghana and the losers are crying foul.
Equitorial Guinea seem to have some sympathy with the accusers and have dropped the Simpore sisters from the country’s Women’s World Cup squad heading to the tournament in Germany later this month.

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Posted: 23rd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Hiding In Portable Toilet Waste Tank Escapes Covered In Poo (Glastonbury Pervert Camouflaged)

WHEN t. He ran off covered in poo. Sources say the man is about 20 years age and between 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall. If you see a small giant covered in poo, it’s most likely this chap. Do not approach him. Leave him to the Labrador puppies. That’ll teach him…

As an Anorak readers says:

Watch out at Glastonbury this year…Especially with theportaloo man on the loose. It’s set to be a muddy one this year so he maybe well camouflaged.

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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (2)


York Council Builds Fence Through Football Pitch

CITY of York Council employed builders who placed a steel fence about the play area on Stray Road in Heworth. You can see the result of their work in the photo. The goal and field of play have been reduced in size and present of the option of the ball and players becoming impaled.

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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Guy Fowlkes Arrested For Letting Off Fireworks

GUY Fowlkes, 33, of Orlando, Florida, has been arrested for setting off explosive devices at the fireworks stand where he worked.

The story goes that while manning the fireworks stall, Guy Fowlkes got into a row with his pregnant lover and hit her. He then let off a load of fireworks and stuffed two firecrackers into the petrol tank of a car.

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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Bulgarian Statue To Soviet forces Portrays Them As Superman, The Joker And Ronald McDonald (Photo)

TO Sofia, to see the monument to the Soviet Armed Forces. Bulgarians now know that their land was served by Superman, Santa Claus, Ronald McDonald, Santa Claus, Captain America and The Joker. The legend (bows head) trills: “In step with the times!”

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Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


How German Are You? Good British Sports Should Take The Test

THOSE Boffins at the University College London say that half of all British men have German blood in their veins. But before your granny calls you a traitor, and you celebrate three World Cups and no World Wars, we need to work out how German you are.

1. Do you own an angry dog?
2. Can you speak more than one language?
3. Are you wary of Greek accepting gifts?
4. Have you ever goosetepped in Berlin?
5. While in Germany, have you ever found cause to point at something in the distance with a straight arm while scratching an itch beneath your nose with the top on a finger?
6. Is your state broadcaster obsessed with Jews?
7. Do you hanker for the past?

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Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Pub Landlord Told To Leave Welsh Pub For Asking Gun-Toting Man To Speak English

REGULARS at the Royal Oak in Penrhyndeudraeth, near Porthmadog in Gwynedd, Wales, are ordering their drinks in Welsh. they say things like ‘I’ll have a Malibu and Cocacocogh”.

It’s just the way things are done in those parts. And it still is because when the new management requested that patrons order their fizzy drinks in English. a local man pulled a gun and cochcochcochcocked it. He was arrested, and the old management team has been brought back.

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Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Woman Has Huge Tumour Removed From Face (Photo)

HAVING heard that Cheryl Cole is alright – phew! – our thoughts turn to Tshey, a 21-year-old Ethiopian with a 10-inceh wide tumour on her face.

But now some of her pain has been lessened by surgeon Peter Cornelius from Bamberg, Germany, and his team. He tells us:

“The operation to remove the tumour took three hours. It was complicated as so much of the lower face was disfigured by it. Only then were we able to reconstruct her face.”

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Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Police Say 15-Year-Old Girl Who Saw Herself In Lewd Photo Guilty Of Child Porn Offence

THE San Bernardino Sun – awesome tagline: “San Bernadino & The Inland Empire” – reports that the local Sheriff’s Department is impounding all copies of the Big Bear High School’s 2011 yearbook. You see, one of the photos could be interpreted as child pornography.

One photo “appears to show a 17-year-old boy with his hand inside the clothing of a 15-year-old girl“.

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Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


400 People Skinny Dip In Rhossili: Photos And Video

JUST shy of 400 people have skinny dipped at the same time in Rhossili on the Gower Peninsula. In daylight. There is talk of star jumps to warm up. Here’s a video and a few photos…

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Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Pilgrims Try To Drive On Water To Lindisfarne: Can They Make It To Holy Island?

TOURISTS and pilgrims are trying to drive on water from the Northumberland mainland to  Holy Island, also known as Lindisfarne. Not all of them make it. Indeed, to date, no car has managed to drive on the water at hide tide.

Ian Clayton, from the RNLI Seahouses station, says:

“It’s incredible that people seem to think they can drive their cars into the North Sea.”

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Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Telford Granny Gives Reward To Thief Who Stole Her Purse

WHO is the 61-year-old Telford grandmother who was pushing her bicycle on Lawton Farm Way in Leegomery last Wednesday? Who was the woman who when her purse was stolen from the bike’s pannier gave chase?
Says she:

“I just saw my bag being whipped from my bike basket and I just ran after the person with it. I was determined I wasn’t going to give up. For some reason he just stopped and I managed to catch up with him. He kept on saying how sorry he was and said he needed a tenner because he was homeless and hungry. I told him to give me my bag back and that I would give him some money. He did so and I gave him £10 and he walked off.”

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Posted: 19th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Nguyen Duy Hai Has A 186lb Tumour On His Leg

MR Nguyen Duy Hai has a 186lb (80kg) tumour. The 31-year-old Vietnamese suffers form a massive tumour growing on his right leg. The rest of the limb was amputation at the knee 14 years ago. But the tumour persists. Says he:

“I can’t do anything, I can only sit and lie down.”

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Posted: 19th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Ireland Takes Wally World Record: Photos

GOOD news for Ireland efforts in Anorak’s Alternative Olympics – they go into the contest as the Where’s Wally world record holders, taking the tittle for the most people dressed as the cartoon character in one urban square. Next week, Manchester hopes to take the title for the most people who look like Shaggy from Scooby Do

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People dressed as the cartoon character Where's Wally in Merrion Square, Dublin, as the 3657 people assembled break the world record for the number of people dressed as Where's Wally during the Street Performance World Championships.

Posted: 19th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


David Knelsen Kept His Son In A Wooden Box For Eight Weeks

TO Santa Cruz, Bolivia, where Canadian dad David Knelsen has locked his 21-year-old son, Johan Knelsen, in a box. Dad, reportedly, authorities that his son was mentally ill and had to be punished for stealing three chickens and/ or using a phone without permission.

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Posted: 18th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Man Aiming Gun At Pig Shoots Wife Dead

A MAN who intended to shoot a pig, shot his wife dead instead.  Is this a case of mistaken identity?

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Posted: 18th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Turd Burger: Scientists In Japan Invent Burgers Made From Human Poo (Video)

WHOSE for Turd Burgers? Poo sausages? Kebabs? In Japan:

The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.”

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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (3)


Water Experts Drain Reservoir After Man Pisses In It: Swimming Pool Water Still OK To Drink

WHEN a 21-year-old man pissed in Mount Tabor reservoir, Portland, Oregon, the city decided to drain the thing and have it cleaned. It is, after all, a  commonly known fact that nothing taints an open reservoir. Birds do not crap in it. Frogs do not breed in it. Doggers do not wash off in it. Thugs and hooligans do not toss body parts and stolen items in it.  It is pure water at its very best.

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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Avid Reader Smuggled 97 Bags Of Heroin In Bowels

NIGERIAN Rasheed Adewale Martins, 54, smuggled over 3 pounds of heroin into the US in his digestive system. He was stopped at Dulles International Airport. Martins had wrapped the smack in 97 droppings. The weight of an average stool is 123.6 grammes.

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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)