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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Japan’s Oldest Woman Is Missing: Killer Sushi Suspected

JAPAN’S oldest women, 113-year-old Fusa Furuya is missing. How long before we can presume she is dead, we are uncertain. But given the scam in Japan for passing dead relatives off as living so as to claim their pensions, we guess she will remain missing until all her dependents are dead.

The story goes that when updating their records, officials discovered that Furuya was not living at the address where she is registered. She has not been found.

This follows the news that Tokyo’s oldest male, Sogen Kato, a man of some 111 years had been dead for 30 years.

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Posted: 3rd, August 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman’s Name Includes Words From Every Letter Of Alphabet: B Is For Bananas

CEEJAY Epton, 22, from Doncaster, has changed her name “for a bit of a laugh” to include a word for each letter in the alphabet. She is known as:

A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi .

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Posted: 3rd, August 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Caught Looking At Breasts: An All-Star Gallery

BOOB Watch rounds up all those time a celeb or just a regular Joe has been caught getting an eyeful of breasts: featuring the eyes and boobs of Zac Efron, Dustin Hoffman, Prince Albert of Monaco, Prince Charles, Joe Jonas, Scarlett Johansson, Bruce Willis, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Sophia Loren, Catherine Zeta Jones, P Diddy, John Kerry and many, many more…

Paris Hilton Boob Watch

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Posted: 3rd, August 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Cooking A Gestapo Soup

THE Gestapo Soup is obeying your order…

Posted: 31st, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Robber Finds God In Phone Shop Only To Lose Him In Shoe Shop Heist

ISRAEL Comacho wants to rob the telephone shop at Pompano Beach but store manager Nayara Goncalves, 20, spends five minutes telling him to find Jesus instead.

Comacho has found God amid the text alerts and deals. He leaves empty handed. But God is pretty easy to lose and a few moments later Comacho loses god and robs a shoe shop…

Spotter: Anoraken

Posted: 31st, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Paul Yarrow Is The TV News Raider Live On The Scene: Pictures

PAUL Yarrow in the TV news lurker who is always on the scene – live! He is a “News Raider”. Yarrow On The Scene has featured on BBC, ITV, Sky and Channel 4. Paul Yarrow is the self-styled “fat guy who wants to be on television”. (James Corden , as you were.) Anorak has spotted Mr Yarrow lurking on the Antiques Roadshow, at a 7/7 memorial, outside the Houses of Parliament, live from Peckham, by Hyde Park and joining in a Gaza protest. If Mr Yarrow was female, fit and blonde he’d get a job as TV sports reporter; if he can say “How do you feel?” he could be a BBC sports reporter; if he could look a bit less attractive and get a shabby suit, Mr Yarrow might yet make it as a political broadcaster…

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Posted: 30th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Sogen Kato Is Japan’s Oldest Fraudster At 111

SOGEN Kato, Japan’s oldest living man, has been found in his bed. He is dead. Mr Kato has been there for some time. Dressed in his underwear and pyjamas, Kato’s body is mummified.

Mr Kato’s granddaughter tells investigators, who had barged into his room after attempts to reach and congratulate him on reaching 111 not out failed, that he had been in the room for 30 years. He wanted to be a living Buddha. He wanted to be left alone.

Metro tells us (thanks Anorakaren):

The Japanese man was born on July 22, 1989…

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Posted: 30th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (10)


Britain Is The Best Place To Die In The World: Official

ACCORDING to the 2010 Quality of Death Index, created by Economist Intelligence Unit, Great Britain is the best country to die in. Of 40 countries polled, it is GB that offers the best quality of care offered to dying patients.

Of course, polling dead people for their views is no easy thing – which is why GB also tops the list in league table of market research mediums.

Posted: 29th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (7)


Man Eaten To Death By Maggots In His Bed

IN, Vienna, Austria a man has been eaten alive by maggots in his bed. The 61-year-old slept by his 34-year-old wife.

The man, paralysed for several years following a stroke, had, as police say, not wanted to be washed for a long time.

The maggots had partly devoured his back.

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Posted: 29th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (9)


Marijuana Testers Required: Over 65s Feeling Ill Welcome (Marc Emery Forbidden)

MARC Emery languishes in jail in the US – the same country that sees a man known as William Breathes get paid – legally!- to test marijuana.

Emery’s crime was to sell cannabis seeds over the internet from his base in Canada and have customers in the US.

Afghanistan Police Smoking Hash For Peace: Operation BlowBack Video

Meanwhile in the US, Denver’s Mr Breathe is one of the first medical marijuana critics in the country.

And he is doing a valuable job:

A decade after medical marijuana was legalized in Colorado, it’s estimated about 2 percent of residents — or more than 100,000 people — have applied for medical marijuana licenses.

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Posted: 29th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


The Best And Worst Fan Tattoos Ever

THAT fan tattoo of your club, TV idol, hero was a decent good at the time. But, then, the lifelong passion turned into a fad and you are left with an Anthea Turner picture on your buttocks. Anorak presents the greatest bad fan tattoos ever. Britney Spears is forever bald; Bono might be sacrilegious; Michael Jackson is dandling young Mr Culkin on his knee; Celine Dion is on your chest; God bless Tony Danza; Patrick Swayze is a unicorn; and if anyone has or sees a Tony Blair tattoo, let us know…

Tattoos – Weird And Stupid Ones
Tattoos – Retro Ones
Tattoos – On Your Arse
Tattoos – Super Heroes
Tattoos On Faces – The Mughsots
Tattoos: The Misspelled Ones

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Posted: 27th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Weston-Super-Mare Sand Sculpture Festival In Pictures

TO the Weston-super-Mare Sand Sculpture Festival on the beach, which this year has the theme and celebration of all things British. Baldrick Buckle, aged 38, originally from Leeds but now lives in the Netherlands, works on his sculpture of Little Britain characters Lou and Andy. There’s a William Shakespear, the cast of Monty Python cast from the film the Holy Grail, The Beatles, the Queen and the campest James Bond you ever did see. The two teen girls and a teen boy lying in wet skinny jeans by a pile of alcopops are not made of sand but form parts of a living installation called Seaside Sickness which also features a Ferris Wheel in the rain, a dog on a piece of rope and a half-eaten piece of fried chicken in a discarded box…

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A sculpture of Queen Elizabeth II behind TV character Jim Royal in the Weston-super-Mare Sand Sculpture Festival on the beach, which this year has the theme and celebration of all things British.

Posted: 27th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Oscar’s Face Transplant In Pictures

AT the Vall d’Hebron in Madrid, the man known to the media only as Oscar, 31, shows the result of his full face transplant. It took medics 24 hours to remove the donor’s face and place it on Oscar’s head. Oscar needed the treatment after accidentally shooting himself in the face in 2005. He can drink and speak, although not yet that well. He wants to do “little things, like walking down the street without anyone looking at him, or sitting down for a meal with his family. Doing things that all of us do on a normal day.

(Hollywood plastic surgeons await demand for the next big thing.)

Pictures:

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Posted: 26th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Cricket Fans Fail To Catch Falling Meteor At Sussex

THAT cricket ball flying through the air at the Sussex v Middlesex rubber is a 4.5 billion-year-old meteor. Says fan Richard Haynes:

“We were quietly supping our pints, both looked up at the same time and saw a black object coming towards us.”

A waiter? Catch it!!

But no waiter. And no catch. The five inch meteor hits the turf. Says one Jan Marszel Marzel:

It landed five yards inside the boundary and split into two pieces. One piece bounced up and hit me in the chest and the other ended up against the boundary board. It came across at quite a speed – if it had hit me full on it could have been very interesting.”

Better had you caught it and then tossed it smartly back at the stumps.

Posted: 25th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Nettle Warrior 2010 In Pictures: Smurfs Up

NETTLE Warrior 2010: In photos. Get a load of these competitors take part in the Nettle Warrior event at Perton in Wolverhampton. Weekend warriors keen to put those gym muscles to some other use than sitting in the company chair and waiting for a Stag weekend paintballing invitational can go through the paces. While they floundered and belched mud, we took photos, smoked and drank a fat bastard-sized milkshake. Who lives longest? Let the games begin!

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Competitors take part in the Nettle Warrior event at Perton in Wolverhampton.

Posted: 25th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Northern Ireland Bog Snorkling Championships In Pictures: Women’s Heats

TO the women’s heats of the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkling Championships at Peatlands Park in Co Armagh. Women in mud. It’s good for your skin. What’s not to like? We took pictures. What is it with the Irish and being buried..?

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Julia Galvin from Co Kerry during the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkling Championships at Peatlands Park in Co Armagh.

Posted: 25th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Because Brighton Seagulls Are Gay Too

IN Brighton, the one-eyed white Muslim, Baptist seagulls are in a victim support group with the gays, gingers, blacks and Jews…

Posted: 24th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Funny Mugshot T-Shirts: A Gallery

PRESENTING more of those ironic and entertaining mug shot T-shirts. Go equipped and make the police smile:

The Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever

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Posted: 24th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Stray Bins Cause Fires, Burglary And Paedos In Bolton

SCARE Story of The Day: Leaving your bins out causes burglary, fire and let’s peados climb into kids’ windows. Reader Karen writes of news from Bolton:

” Cllr Sufrana Bashir-Ismail, Bolton Council’s Executive Member for Cleaner, Greener, Safer said: “Whilst it may seem like a minor problem, residents leaving bins out after collection can leave themselves at risk of bin fires which can spread to their property.

“They are also at risk of burglary, as the bin is used as a step to gain access to a back garden or windows in a property.”

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Posted: 23rd, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Life Inside Not Lindsay Lohan’s Jail: Pictures

LINDSAY Lohan follows Paris Hilton into jail and the media gets to wondering about life behind bars? In Romania, researchers gave digital cameras to six inmates. The women were invited to snap at will. These are the results:

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Posted: 22nd, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5)


Whale Attacks Boat: In Pictures

WANT to see a picture of whale attacking a boat? After the story of the deer that shot the biker, signs are that the animal kingdom is fighting back. The whale has turned.

Says the source:

“We had been taking some pictures and had just decided to head back when a Southern Right whale, between 11 – 14 m (37-45 ft) long, breached about 100 meters (328 ft) away from us. It then suddenly breached about 10 meters (33 ft) from us and then – right on us! We were sailing so had no engine and we could not even take any action. Scary!”

To the harpoons!

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Posted: 21st, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Donkey Parasails Over Russia: Video

TO Southern Russia, where to advertise parasailing, organisers are attaching a donkey to a parachute and dragging him by a boat over the sea.

The message seems to be that if you want to look like an utter ass, go parasailing.

In other news, police in the area are investigating reports of seagulls with deadly droppings as big as your head…

Spotter: Anorakren

Posted: 20th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)


Did A Dead Deer Murder A Biker In Pennsylvania?

IN Pennsylvania, police are investigating the death of 47-year-old William Mark Amos. The scene is this:

Chief Deputy Coroner Paul Cycak says “state troopers saw a dead deer on Route 819 in Salem Township, and a wrecked bike with 47-year-old William Mark Amos underneath it, and they thought the man died from injuries he suffered in a crash Friday morning.”

Mr Amos was not wearing a helmet.

But when they lifted the 1982 Harley Davidson off Amos’ body, they found a gun belonging to Amos — and then discovered a bullet wound in the back of his head.

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Posted: 20th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Has Sex With Great Dane Called Christine Brinkley

ARMAND M. Pacher, 64, is in a Miami-Dade jail accused of having sex with dog called Christine Brinkley.

The dog is a Great Dane.

He is charged with animal cruelty. And his crime came to light when he was talking with a vet about the uptown girl:

She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.”

Says his lawyer a – get his – Mr Weiner:

“I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions. I expect my client will be full vindicated.”

Old Mr Anorak’s in-house pet, a ferret called Margaret Rutherford, looks sanguine..

Posted: 20th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Sasha Shpak Presents His Weird Tattooed Wedding Photos

SASHA Shpak was once arrested for allegedly dealing in anabolic steroids at his Russian gym. And he looks so clean and fresh, right? Shpak got married. His wedding photos are here. And they are good enough to join our gallery of awful wedding pictures:

Wedding Photos – The Terrible Ones

Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp
Tattoos On Faces – The Mughsots

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Posted: 20th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment