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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Fat Woman Given Ticket By Fat Police

IN Fort Worth, police are called after a woman claims she was stalked by a health club’s fat police and given a ticket for being fat:

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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Woman With Kidney Stone Patient Has Arms And Legs Amputated

surgeryLISA Strong has a pain in her back. Another kidney stone? She went to the medica for advice.

A short time later her arms and legs were amputated.

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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Thais Banned From Swimming

no-swimming-if-you-cant-swimIN Thailand the law is clear and in plain English – No swimming if you can’t swim.

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Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Man Driven To Cocaine When Lover Forgets Gravy

gravy-boat-and-cocaine-spoonTO Bristol Magistrates’ Court, where reformed drug addict Paul Dibble tells The Beak that he turned to crack cocaine because his girlfriend didn’t make any gravy for their Sunday roast dinner.

Old Mr Anorak believes that, if true, this woman should be sent far from this place to Australia or somewhere equally hideous and made to understand the error of her ways. Your editor just wonders if crack can be liquefied and how much an entuire gravy boat of it would cost?

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Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Bird Nests In Man’s Mouth

bird-mouthBIRD nests in man’s mouth…

More from a reader in the forums

Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Britain Catches Squirrels Pie Fever

squirrel-pieSQUIRREL killer Paul Parker says demand for grey squirrels from “top chefs” means he needs to expand his empire and kill more squirrels.

Parker is a leading light of Red Squirrel Protection Partnership (RSPP), which argues that killing greys is the only way to save Britain’s native reds from extinction.

In the last year and a half he and his team have murdered 22,622 greys.

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Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Cat Grows Wings in China

awinged_cat1TO Chongqing, China, where a cat has grown wings.

Though born looking completely normal, once the cat hit the age of 1, he began growing wing-shaped appendages on either side of his spine.

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Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Family Find Jesus Living In Marmite Jar

jesus-marmiteJESUS has been in Claire Allen’s marmite. He’s been living in her Marmite jar.

Claire Allen: Waiter
Waiter: Modom
CA: What’s this Jesus doing in my Marmite?
Waiter: Waiting for some toast, modom…

Says Claire Allen’s husband, of Ystrad, Rhondda:

The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid… Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.

“When I first looked at it I wasn’t sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she’s right – that’s the image of Jesus.”

Mrs Allen says her 14-year-old son Jamie also has Jesus in his Marmite:

“Straight away Jamie said ‘that looks like God’, and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face. People might think I’m nuts, but I like to think it’s Jesus looking out for us.

“We’ve had a tough couple of months; my mum’s been really ill and it’s comforting to think that if he is there, he’s watching over us.”

Not that you can see that much from inside a lid of Marmite, especially when it’s screwed atop a jar of the black stuff…

But hold on a mom! It might not be Jesus… It might be… Oooer! It’s… him!

Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5)


X -Ray Of Woman With Bullet In Face For 42 Years

hou-guoyingHOU Guoying, 65, of China, has a pain in her face. She has been complaining of an agonising headache.

Guoying has a bullet embedded near her right jaw and ear, having been accidentally shot with a pistol during the Cultural Revolution in 1967.

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Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Scientists Create Glowing Monkeys

glowing-monkeyJAPANESE scientists have created a monkey that glows green.

The “transgenic” marmosets, written about in Nature journal, can pass on their glowing gene to their offspring.

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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment


Man Beats Man With Live Swan

swan-fightA ROW on the bank on the River Isar in Munich. One man grabs a weapon – a live swan by the neck – and beats the other man with it.

Two men have been hurling abuse at the victim, shouting: “Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you.”

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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


The Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever

squirrel_boxing1GEARING up for the 2009 World Taxidermy and Fish Carving’s Championship, Old Mr Anorak has been slicing smoked salmon with no little excitement.

Between May 5 and May 9, 2009, our patron will be at the St. Charles Convention Center, St. Charles, Missouri, USA, carving fish and stuffing plain brown envelopes into almost lifelike brown bears.

Don’t Miss Taxidermy and Fish Carving’s Greatest Event!

The climax of the event is the 2009 World Show Awards Banquet, where $25,000.00 in cash prizes will be awarded. And you can eat what you once scooped.

In recognition of this seminal event, Anorak brings you the Most Bizarre Taxidermy Exhibits Ever:

Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Fat Dog Trapped In Rabbit Hole Escapes By Slimming

fat-dog-dietJAKE the Jack Russell was trapped in an underground rabbit warren in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, for 25 days until he lost so much weight that he was able to crawl out.

Says owner Jill Thomas:

“Jake was out walking with my husband one day when he trotted off and vanished out of sight around the rabbit holes. Rick looked everywhere for him but they were about six miles from home and he had no choice but to return without him.

“We put posters up everywhere and advertised for information about him but we heard nothing. Once three weeks had gone by we gave up hope of ever seeing him again.”

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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Climate Change Caterpillars Invade Rotterdam

ermine-mothsCATERPILLARS have invaded Spui, Rotterdam.

The Ermine moth eats leaves on the trees for six weeks long. There are no leaves left in Spui. Then the larvae cover the trees in “cocoons of silk like giant spider webs and change into a white butterfly with black dots”.

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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Tattoos Three-Year-old Son

tattoo-dadEUGENE Ashley, of Floyd County, Gerogia, has been charged with child cruelty after authorities say he tattooed his 3-year-old son.

Pity the poor lad who had to wait three whole years to have his first tattoo. For shame!

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Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Lawsuit Record Holder Sues Guinness

jonathan-lee-richesJONATHAN Lee Riches, aka Irving Picard, aka The “Lawsuit Zeus,” also known as “Johnny Sue-nami”, has filed a lawsuit this week in US federal court “seeking an injunction to stop the Guinness Book of World Records from naming him as the person who has filed the most lawsuits in the history of mankind”.

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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Burping Parrot Banned From Restaurant

parrotsTIME for a parrot story, and we journey to Langata brasserie and grill, Chessington where Chessington World of Adventures resident Brindsley is at a “meet and greet”.

Brindsley is able to make burping noise, and does so.

The loud burps echoed around the Langata brasserie and grill, leading diners to complain the cheeky parrot was setting a bad example to their children. He has now been banished to the outdoor terrace for the rest of the May half-term holidays, unless his behaviour improves.

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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Fat Man Acquitted Of Squashing Wife To Death

fat-manIN Germany, an obese man has been acquitted for squashing his wife to death.

To a house in Hanover, where the couple are arguing over Italian music. The woman pours beer over her husband’s laptop. They fight. She locates his neck. She hits his neck. He falls. On her.

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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Lorry Gatecrashes Wedding: Video

A LORRY gatecrashes a wedding. Honk! Honk! Hoooooooonk!

Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Butt Hole Road Gets Name Change To Archer Way

butt-hole-roadTO Butthole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, which is to renamed Archer Way, at a cost to residents of £300.

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Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Pictures Of Osama Bin Laden Shaved

jimmy-edwardsTHE power of the moustache cannot be underestimated. The moustache can cover a thin lip, underline a noble nose and create a nest for a cold sore.

It also gives you power. But not everyone uses the power wisely and for every Jimmy Edwards, there is an Adolf Hitler; for every Mahatma Ghandi, a Joe Stalin; and for every Saddam Hussein at least a dozen more Saddam Husseins.

Would YOU have responded to Lord Kitchener had he boasted a clean-shaven face?

Anorak has discovered pictures of notables without their power moustaches. A gallery follows, featuring such luminaries of moustache mayhem as Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Albert Einstein, Dali and Charlie Chaplin…

Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


The Burj Al Arab Food Fails

ANORAK went to Dubai to look for the supercar graveyard and instead found a 4×4 graveyard at the airport – cars abandoned by ex-pats disenchanted with the hideous dream in the fascist sands.

One other memorable scene was this at the Bab al Yam eaterie:

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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Wikipedia Horror Printed On Toilet Paper

toilet-paperTO a Wikipedia toilet cubicle in Japan, where a reader is studying Koji Suzuki’s latest, er, slasher book “Drop,” a story on toilet paper. It’s a follow up to his book “Ring”.

Mr Suzuki is working on a theme.

His latest story is of an evil spirit that inhabits a toilet bowl.

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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Hayden Panettiere Presents The World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos

hayden-panti-tat2HOLLYWOOD starlet Hayden Panettiere has the ubquitous tattoo that makes her not only great to watch but an interesting read. Says Panettiere’s skin:

“Vivere senza rimipianti,”

That means – irony of ironies – “to live without regrets” in Italian. Or it would do had she not inserted an extra “i” to make “rimipianti” instead of “rimpianti”.

But Panettiere is not alone in placing her trust in the wrong hands. and Anorak presents the World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos:

Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Iranian Seriel Killer Copied Agatha Christie

christie-five-pigsTO Northen Iran, where a 32-year-old woman accused of murdering at least six people tells one and all that she was inspired by Agatha Christie.

The woman is said to have targeted middle aged or elderly women at shrines where they were praying.

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Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment