Russian Giant Pickle Stuffed Bear Orgy

THE headline – Russian Giant Pickle Stuffed Bear Orgy – suggests the following video is NSFW. As we says, it depends where you work.

If you work in a nunnery, it’s what you’re escaping from; if you work in the media, it’s a distraction; if you work in the music industry, it’s the kind of rubbish that features on YouTube and in countries where a pickle is a national symbol of excellence.

If you don’t work, you’ve probably seen it.

It all looks like an advert for an anti-SDT ointment.

Take them away:

Anorak

Posted: 24th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

The Baby Preacher Will Purge The Devil

IT’S the Baby Preacher, urging the Devil and speaking in tongues.

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

What says you, Baby Preacher?

“Greet fnph shtunkfliunk”

Translation: “Buy me what I crave or feel my wrath, you ****s.”

Video:

Anorak

Posted: 21st, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)

Talking Dirty Makes You Impotent

GENNADY Cheurin of the Russian town of Yekaterinburg, research manager of the Center of Ecological Safety, says talking dirty leads to impotence.

Says he:

“Men were allowed to use these words only 16 days a year. Afterwards, it was strictly prohibited to use them. So whenever men use these sacred words for no reason in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man.”

Anorak

Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Lake With 45-Letter Name Spelt Wrong

IN Boston, officials have agreed to correct spelling errors in road signs pointing to a Massachusetts’ Lake…

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg in Webster.

Anorak

Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)

Interview With Girl Who Got Plank Stuck In Her Head

AN interview with Naomi Easton, the girl who got a plank of wood stuck in her head:

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 19th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Woman Shot Through Head Makes Police Tea

TAMMY Sexton was shot in the head. She survived. And when the police arrived she made herself tea and offered the cops something to drink.

Tammy Sexton, 47 went to hospital for three days after being shot by her husband, Donald Ray Sexton, who then killed himself.

Anorak

Posted: 18th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

The London Bar That Sprays Drinkers With A Mist Of Alcohol

IN the Tlicho aboriginal community of Behchoko, Canada, locals have voted to ban alcohol from their community.

In a plebiscite held Wednesday, 256 voters supported the alcohol ban, while 237 voted against it. The plebiscite asked residents if “the consumption, possession, purchase sale and transport of liquor be prohibited” in the community, located about 95 kilometres north of Yellowknife.

In Canada no one can hear you scream. Bansturbation is rife.

Meanwhile in Endland, where everyone is screaming all the time. In the Alcoholic Architecture bar, London:

Adults are often reminded to drink
responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are
literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe
responsibly.

Just 40 minutes inside the venue – which
delivers an intoxicating vapour of gin and tonic – will leave you
feeling slightly merry.

Punters are also advised to don special
protective suits as they enter the walk-in cocktail to avoid going home
smelling like a brewery.

To complement the whiff of G&T the bar is decorated with giant
limes and massive straws to make visitors feel as if they are inside
the drink.

The experience is further enhanced by a special soundtrack featuring the noise of liquid being poured over ice cubes.

Both venues are, of course, uttely horrible places, locals for those who crave boundaries and are unable to appreciate free will…

Anorak

Posted: 17th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

The Indian Coconut Head Smash Festival: Video

THE Cocount Head Smash festival is live in India. Thaindian news has more:

In a unique ritual, a priest broke coconuts over the devotees” heads during a temple festival in a village in Dharmapuri District of Tamil Nadu, as part of their abeyance to the deity.

The ritual, which is unique to the festival of Veerapathiran Samy temple, is an annual ritual in which hundreds of devotees participated on Wednesday at Parvathanullur village

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 16th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Hairdresser Keeps Armed Robber As Sex Slave

TO the Kaluga region of Russia, where a female hairdresser is accused of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to rob her beauty salon.

According to Life.ru… the robber, a 32-year-old man identified… as “Viktor,” burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a “delicate” girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Wash and blow?

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room. Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive…

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to “take off his underwear”…

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon”.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing “actions of a sexual nature” that left him with injured sexual organs…

Says Olga:

“What a jerk. Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left.”

Anorak

Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (6)

Alcoholic Beverages Before Pregnancy Can Cause Pregnancy

ALCOHOLIC beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy…

Anorak

Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment

Tree Grows In Man’s Lung

IN a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily spots one Artyom Sidorkin, 28, having a growing tree removed from his lung.

The five-centimeter long fir tree was removed after Sidorkin complained of a pain in his chest.

Anorak

Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (7)

Norway Man Find For Having Sex While Speeding On The Motorway

TO Norway, where a man, aged 28, is spotted having sex while driving too fast on the motorway.

The man is moving at 20mph over the speed limit. A woman is “sitting on the man’s lap”.

The police do as they must and before arresting the man, filmed the moment “for evidence”.

Anorak

Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)

Woman Cleared Of Killing Baby Son If He Is Reincarnated

JAVON Thompson was starved to death by his mother. He was aged 1. Mum was a member of Mind Ministries:

His mother made an extraordinary deal with prosecutors Monday that her guilty plea to child abuse resulting in death will be withdrawn if her 1-year-old son, Javon Thompson, comes back to life.

Anorak

Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)

Saudi Arabian Man’s Marriage To 8 Year Old Girl Is Legal

IN Saudi Arabia judge Sheikh Habib Habib has declared that an 8-year-old girl’s marriage to a 47-year-old man is legal.

In Onaiza, the judge says the girl’s marriage to a friend of her father’s was legal and binding. The judge says the girl can file for divorce once she reached puberty.

Anorak

Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

The World’s Funniest Crime Video

OLD Mr Anroak is not keen on funny videos – but this one is a gem. It is the world’s funniest crime video:

Spotter: Neatorama, and Evil Pundit

Anorak

Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Jesus Twitters From The Cross

IT’S Easter and your chance to experience the Stations of the Cross as Jesus travels through New York relaying his trip via cell phone, Blackberry, iPhone.

This year, you can travel the Stations of the Cross online and be part of a worldwide audience – via cell phone, Blackberry, iPhone, or other Internet connection – for what may be the world’s first Passion Play performed through the social networking application Twitter.

Anorak

Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

An Interview With SpongeBob Cyberstalker Ann Bruno

MEET Ann Bruno, SpongeBob enthusiast and cyber stalker.

In 2001, Sisson, 33, of Cranston ordered the character costume, called a Yellow Cheese to avoid copyright infringement [with SpongeBob], and put $500 down on a costume resembling Bob the Builder, for her party rental business. But she was not happy with the quality of the Yellow Cheese, she said in an interview Wednesday, because of unsightly glue drips. When she called Bruna Puppets and Costumes, of Providence, to cancel the builder costume, owner Ann Bruno refused to return her deposit.

Anorak

Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)

Nominative Determinism: Mr Penaisbreath

ANORAK’s continuing look at “nominative determinism” – people grow into the name they are given. See the canonisation of Jade Goody. Bernie Madoff (who has an opportunity he’d like to discuss with you). And a letter.

DR GRAB grabs a foot form a child’s brain.

Anurag Dikshit, founder of online gaming site, PartyGaming, has pleaded guilty to illegal internet gambling and will pay $300 million in fines.

The World’s Greatest Doctor Is Dr Atchoo

And we now introduce you to Mr Penaisbreath.

(Click the image and look between Peall and Pearce in this Australian telephone directory?)

Anyone know him – and smelt him?

Anorak

Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Man Has Needle Removed From Bum After 31 Years

LAO Du, a Chinese pensioner, has had needle removed from his backside after 31 years of pain.

Anorak

Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Cyclist Hit By Speeding Corpse

HEADLINE of the day comes from China: “Student hit by corpse thrown from speeding car.”

Or: “Cyclist hit by speeding corpse.”

Anorak

Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Blind Muslim Woman Gets Guide Horse

MONA Ramouni, 28, is blind. She is a Muslim living in Detroit. Her family considers dogs too unclean for the house. She cannot have a guide dog. So she’s getting a guide horse.

The horse is called Mexicali Rose. It’s a 3-year-old former show horse. Mexicali Rose is 2 1/2 feet tall.

Anorak

Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Austrian Woman Fined For Phoning Her Son Too Often

IN Austria, a woman aged 73 has been fined for phoning her son too often.

Mum bombarded her boys with phone calls over a two-and-a-half year period – calling up to 49 times a day. So to court in Klagenfurt. And she is fined for stalking him.

Anorak

Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Mother Allowed To Harvest Dead Son’s Sperm

MARISSA Evans is the mother of 21-year-old Nikolas Evans. She was. Nikolas Evans died after he was attacked in the street in Austin, Texas.

A judge has grated Marissa leave to keep her son’s sperm. No, no as a keepsake.

“I want him to live on. I want to keep a piece of him,” she told the newspaper.

Anorak

Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Man Falls Into Poultry Shredder

NOT included in Anorak’s list of the most awkward celebrity interviews ever, is Sarah Palin’s address to cameras as a turkey is stuffed head-first into a meat machine.

Mindful of that, Anorak learns of a Melbourne poultry worked who has fallen into a processing machine at a meat factory.

Anorak

Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Man Buys Stolen Car On Craigslist

WILLIAM P. Jones III has been arersted by Boynton Beach Police for allegedly selling a stolen car on Craigslist.

The victim saw what looked like his 1970 Chevy Chevelle listed on craigslist.com over the weekend. He then made arrangements with Jones to see the car and called police after verifying it was his.

Anorak

Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)