Marijuana Smoker Thought He Was Married, But Wasn’t

ENJOY this case of the stoner who thought he was married, but wasn’t:

A man so muddled by years of marijuana dependency believed he was married to his former flatmate for nearly a decade – a mistake that threatened to derail his wedding to a new partner.

Anorak

Posted: 22nd, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Waiter Fail

WAITER wanted for London restaurant – Good English…

Anorak

Posted: 22nd, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment

Catholic Monk Writes Sex Guide

FORGIVE me Father, I do not know how to give oral sex and… I have not yet had time to read your sex guide.

Ah, yes. This is the Theology of the Orgasm.  I have been talking with sexually active persons for research purposes, prostitutes, mainly… And then there are the workshops…

Anorak

Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)

Man Gives Birth To Twins

THIS is Ruben Noe Coronado. He is Spain’s first pregnant man and will be the world’s first transsexual father. He is pregnant with twins after in vitro fertility treatment.

The children will be born in September, when Mr. Coronado will be the first man in world to give birth to twins.

Anorak

Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (39)

Romanian Man Finds Dead Mouse In Salami

NELU Luca, from Iasi, is eating a tube of salami when amid the nail, eyelid and hoof he experiences a new flavour: mouse.

Says he:

“I couldn’t believe it. I’m always careful with what I buy but the salami looked perfectly fine from the outside. But in the middle there was a dead mouse.”

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Pink Elephant Sighted In Africa

WILD LIFE cameraman Mike Holding has spotted a baby pink elephant while filming for a BBC wildlife programme.

Says he:

“We only saw it for a couple of minutes as the herd crossed the river. This was a really exciting moment for everyone in camp. We knew it was a rare sighting – no-one could believe their eyes.”

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)

Twins Hassan and Abbas O With Same DNA Go Free In German Jewellery Heist

TO the Kaufhaus Des Westens department store, Berlin, where identical twin brothers Hassan and Abbas O are, as is alleged, enacting a jewellery heist,making off with an estimated €5 million worth of swag.

Police find a glove left at the scene of the crime. Now the villain are for it.

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Police Intelligence Overrated

FIRST jobs in journalism often involve covering the crime beat (or it used to – now only a few organs bother with court reporting, with newspaper relying on the news wires).

Pity the hapless hack who wrote this gem..

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Child’s Toy Parrot Swears Like A Real Parrot

TINA Banks is looking for a toy for Roxy, her toddler. At the 99p Store in Brighton, East Sussex, she spots just the thing: a brightly coloured parrot.

Says the partot:

“Oi! What are you looking at ****hole.”

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Extreme Sheep Herding, LED Art

EXTREME sheep herding. Number 35 in our 101 Uses For Sheep series:

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)

The World’s Greatest Star Wars Nerd

THIS is what happens when a man starts earning money and discovers that you can get all you need delivered…

You need never leave the house again.

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)

Police Looking For Lover’s Child Porn Find Girlfriend’s Bestiality

CHILD porn is an emotive subject. And here’s Michelle Owen, of Indiana. She’s worried that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography.

She calls the police. She doesn’t have to call all that loud because she’s “locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case)”.

Anorak

Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Patient’s Fart Sets Fire To Genitals In Surgery

A HOSPITAL patient in Denmark broke wind during an operation and set fire to his genitals.

The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted. The gas caused a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.

Anorak

Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)

Gay Wife ‘Fends Off’ Partner With Sperm

A WOMAN in a lesbian marriage has been arrested in the US after allegedly attempting to forcibly inject her brother’s sperm into her wife.

Stephanie Lighten is alleged to have thrown Jennifer Lighten on a sofa in the couple’s home in Pittsfield, Massachusetts and “threatened to impregnate her with “a turkey baster” filled with semen from Stephanie’s brother.”

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Anorak

Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Man In I Love My Wife T-shirt Accused Of Beating Up Wife

BRADLEY Gellert, of Florida -that’s him in the “I ♥ My Marriage” T-shirt -has been arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home.

Anorak

Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment

Bus Driver Clubs Fake Seal To Death

IN Halifax, Canada, a bus driver is being suspended with pay while Metro Transit investigates why he “jumped out of his bus and used a stick to beat a toy seal being used as a prop by anti-seal hunt protesters”.

Says Metro Transit general manager Pat Soanes:

“This behaviour is unacceptable.”

Anorak

Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Tens Of People Flee Van In Arizona Crash (Video)

A VAN. A crash. People run. How many people can you get in a van?

Call Record Breakers:

Anorak

Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Teacher Invents Three Dead Lovers To Skip School

DAVID Flinn, a maths teacher at Hartlepool’s Manor College of Technology, wagged school by telling his class that his girlfriend had died for Aids. And the other one died in a car crash. And the other one just, like, died in America.

In all, three of Mr Flin”s lovers died.

Anorak

Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Teenager’s Face Acne Spells ARSE

TEENAGER Sam Cummings has the word ARSE write inacne on his forehead.

Says he:

“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

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Anorak

Posted: 16th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (7)

Dave The SouthWest Rapping Flight Attendant

WELCOME aboard the flight with Dave the Rapping Flight Attendant , of SouthWest Airlines.

Cue the music.

Anorak

Posted: 16th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

FAIL: Family Literacacy Night At Shaed Elementary School

GRANTED, Anroak is now without its typos, but, still, anyone attending a “FAMILY LITERACACY NIGHT should not expect too much…

Anorak

Posted: 16th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment

David Reihm’s School Essay Gets Him Committed To Mental Ward

STUDENT David Reihm’s school essay resulted in being committed to a mental ward:

Minnesota high school student David Riehm submitted graphic essays in his creative writing class, prompting his teacher, Ann Mershon, to alert authorities.

Anorak

Posted: 15th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Jesus Spotted In Strip Club

THE Boobie Bungalow presents Jesus…

Spotter: Instapundit

Anorak

Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment

The World’s First Tanning Salon Pub

AT the The Pub In The Square (PITS), Buckie, Banffshire, Emma Smith, says of her barman brother:

“He was really badly burnt and had sunstroke. He was all dizzy and couldn’t see because of the brightness of the lights.

“His neck started peeling and was in a right state. Nobody could believe he got sunstroke from standing behind a bar.”

Anorak

Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Man Uses Dead Pig To Meet Women

HERE comes 25-year-old Robert Anthony Adisano and his potbellied pig, bowling down Key West’s Duval Street.

He’s using the pig to meet women.

Anorak

Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment