Tabloids Category
The news as told by the UK’s tabloid press – The Sun, Daily Express, Daily Mail, Daily Mirror, Daily Star and News of the World.
Stripper Booked For School Drama Class
YOU join us in the drama class at Arnold Hill School, Nottingham. It is halfway through the lesson, in which pupils are discussing their GCSE coursework. There is a knock at the door.
“Something is about to happen,” says the teacher.
A person enters. It is not the gorilla-suited man, the one a student’s mum has booked to appear, rather a woman. She may even be a between-jobs actress. She is dressed as a policewoman. The skirt is not of regulation length. Mum has asked for it to be filmed.
The woman brings a stereo. She presses a button and the sound of Britney Spears’ paean to domestic abuse fills the hall.
The “birthday boy” is 16. He is fitted with a collar and lead and led around the room on all fours. The woman strips down to her bra and knickers. Cream is rubbed over the boy’s body.
“That’s it. That’s enough,” says the teacher. That’s drama.
Says a spokesman for the school: “There was an incident, we are aware of it, and it is being dealt with.”
Says the Mail: “No pupils have been suspended and police officers are not involved.”
Although, for the right fee, they could be…
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (9)
Mac Still Able: Paul McCartney’s Challenge
IN “Moll Of Kintyre,” the Sun finds the story to fit the headline, saying that Paul McCartney’s new love was once accused of having links with the Mafia.
Or at least Nancy Shevell’s father, “mega-rich” Myron ‘Mike’ Shevell, was once accused of making pay-offs to the Mob. Mr Shevell works in trucking.
It’s a dirty business. Or a “DIRTY MAC”, as the Mirror puts it, with a barely veiled attack on Sir Paul’s age and friendship with another much younger woman.
Heather Mills, for one, is upset by it. Heather’s US publicist tells the paper: “She did ask him if it was going on while they were together and Paul swore that it did not happen then and that she was just a friend.”
“It is purely platonic,” says the Express via a headline. Says a friend in the Mirror: “She is someone he can talk to. He finds her challenging…”
Sir Paul is 65….
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (10)
Hullo, Clouds: Pete Doherty Re-Re-Rehabs
NEWS that Pete Doherty is back in rehab is as shocking as it is saddening. For musos keen to catch Pete’s latest work, the Mirror reports that he is staying at Clouds rehab facility, Wiltshire, Basil Fotherington-Thomas’ treatment centre of repute.
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1)
YouTube, MySpace And Face Book Kill The Media
NO teenage crime is now complete without the press scouring the net for the killer’s personal web pages.
Meredith Kercher is murdered in Italy and the media broadcasts the Face Book pages of suspect Raffaele Sollecito. He is holding a huge blade and wearing a mask. The Times says his girlfriend, also a suspect, Amanda Knox, calls herself “Foxy Knoxy” on her MySpace page.
And now Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 18, has walked into Jokela High School, in southern Finland, and killed five boys, two girls and the headmistress.
What is he, this deranged, narcissistic teen who filmed himself shooting apples in the woods? Why, he’s “The YouTube Killer” on the Times’ front page. He’s the Sun’s “YOUTUBE GUNMAN”, the Mirror’s “YOUTUBE KILLER”, and the perpetrator of the Mail’s “YouTube massacre”
The killer exists in video. He’s in the media. He’s made for the media, not by it…
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Tabloids | Comments (8)
Posh And Becks Targets In War On Terror
LIKE you, we have long wondered why no-one ever asked David Beckham to appeal for help in findings Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If only the War On Terror had a celebrity element it would surely achieve the news coverage it deserves.
The Sun realises the problem, and introduces readers to Brian Tilley.
The ex-Marine was shot in the foot and then in the back by five men dressed as Iraqi police. It was an unlawful killing. Bournemouth’s sitting coroner hears the gruesome details.
Mr Tilley was employed in Iraq as a security worker. But he is best known to Sun readers as a “former bodyguard to Posh and Becks”. As the paper reports: “He was a close pal of the couple.”
And the headline: “Posh pal killed in cop raid.”
The WMD have yet to be found…
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Here: A Tabloid Guessing Game
I’M A Celebrity Get Me Out Here is all set to begin. And the Sun issues a challenge to budding tabloid writers: Can you name all of the celebrities?
The paper’s front page is a forest of faces, some almost familiar, some less so.
Jobbing Chris Biggins is easy to spot, although if he were to remove his feature glasses, there is no small chance he would look like “John Burton Race” or “Katie Hopkins”. And is “John Burton Race” the infamous provincial solicitors practice, the one forever locked in a bitter war for local business with “Anna Ryder Richardson”?
Fred Fairbass or Craig Fairbass. Is Marc Bannerman the celebrity chef, for surely there must be one in the group?
As ever with the tabloids, when one organ dares try the different, another should spoil it. And the Mirror leads with news of the “secret” I’m A Celebrity line—up.
There are pictures of the “CELEBS”. And looking through the faces and biogs we realise that these can’t be the real contestants, but mere stooges, part of a PR stunt to make the genuine celebrities appear, well, genuine when they swing into the jungle.
Janice Dicksinson? Ingrid Tarrant? As if…
Posted: 8th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (12)
Jade Goody Leaks Out
NEWS that Jade Goody is to marry in secret occupies minds at the Daily Star.
The secret nuptials will occur at the Riverside Church in Manhattan (one of Billericay’s premier nightspots!) on February 29 2008.
After becoming Mr Jack Tweed, the secret wedding will relocate to a “lavish champagne reception” at the Twenty Four Fifth floor ballroom in the former Fifth Avenue hotel.
It is expected that between “naw” and “den”, Jade and Jack will experience numerous highs and lows as details of the secret wedding almost leak out…
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (9)
Britney Spears: On Whom The Staff Tell
“INSIDE Britney’s MAD MAD world,” says the Mirror’s front page. “BY THE WOMAN CLOSEST TO HER.”
The woman is, naturally, Kalie Machado, who for three months was Britney’s assistant. One may wonder if Machado remains the woman closest to Britney or if La Spears has moved on and hired more staff?
Ms Machado knows. But first she has a Serve ‘n’ Tell to deliver. (It was to have been a Kiss ‘n’ Tell but the Mirror tells us that the kiss Machado and Spears shared in Las Vegas was “staged” and a “mock” kiss.)
With Machado’s guiding hand, we move inside Britney’s Malibu mansion, past the wedding dress that hangs in a case on the wall. We go upstairs and hear Britney crying herself to sleep “night after night”.
“She was incredibly sad and lonely while I was with her,” says Machado.
But what of Kevin Federline? The Rapping Rodent had just left the family abode when Machado arrived. Britney wanted him back. She kept all this clothes. She would walk in and possibly smell them.
How Britney must have wanted to bottle the K-Ferret odour. With its heady low notes of baseball cap and tartar and top notes of exhaust fumes and vest, Rappa would have complimented Britney’s own signature perfumes. Sold in a bottle shaped like a pair of buck teeth, Rappa would have made some money, too.
But it was never to be. Instead of Kevin, Britney got Machado – the woman closest to her…
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2)
Princess Diana: Romuald Rat Found At Work
“DIANA FARCE,” announces the Sun. “Jury is told cops can’t find paparazzi witness.” And: “Sun finds snapper at TV station in an HOUR.”
Less a farce than the very best investigative journalism, the paper tracking down French cameraman Romuald Rat to the TV station where he works. In France.
As the Express puts it: “A bid to force the paparazzi to give evidence…has been rebuffed by France.” It could “derail the hearing”.
Might the inquest into Diana’s death prove inconclusive? After so much conjecture, official reporting and made-for-TV filming will we never know why Diana died?
As the Mail announces: “Seatbelts ‘would have saved the lives of Diana and Dodi’.”
“Clunck-click-click-click-click-flash every trip” as the advert advises…
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (2)
Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Dress To The Right
A GIANT in the Scientology movement and a towering presence in official pictures of his wedding to Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise is noticed by the Mail.
Strange things are afoot. And in “Miss Holmes and her incredible shrinking man,” the paper wonders why Katie is looking so tall.
The Mail talks of the “couple’s fluctuating height-difference”. It is a “mystery”.
Indeed, in one published picture, Tom appears a good four inches taller than his petite wife. But in another shot, Katie is a giantess, and Tom is threatening to fall through a crack in the pavement.
The obvious explanation is that the pair are changelings, Tom and Katie trading places by the power of mind thought. It might be that only their heads swap, a notion suggested by Katie dressing to the right in picture two.
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)
I’m A Celebrity…Get Me In: New Celeb Show Starts Soon
ANORAK is always on the look-out for the latest celebrity, and await the onset of TV’s I’m A Celebrity..Get Me Out Of Here! with great excitement.
Becoming the face of own-brand supermarket ketchup is not for the faint of heart and the Star leads its news review with: “JUNGLE VICE GIRLS SHOCK – Celeb hooker joins Ant & Dec.”
Ant (left) & Dec (right) are the show’s presenters. And the vice girl is a “busty blonde” who once took part in a “mile-high romp with a Harry Potter star”.
She’s called Lisa Robertson, and is known to Ralph Fiennes as the stewardess-cum-prostitute with whom he inspected the Qantas in-flight facilities.
Ms Robertson is said to be in “frantic” discussions to feature on the show. Although her presence could give lie to the notion that the celebs are roughing it and not enjoying some pampering when the cameras are switched to manual…
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment
Paula Radcliffe Starts The Mum’s Race
SO long as the mum’s race at Isla’s school sports day lasts 26 miles plus, Paula Radcliffe should walk it.
Radcliffe is the Mirror’s “Wonderwoman”, carrying on when she has every chance of winning, and not crying like a bay when things are not going her way.
Says blonde Paula: “I felt stronger after my pregnancy.”
And Radcliffe’s “amazed” gynaecologist wants other mums to be just like Paula. The running mum says her doctor was worried about running during pregnancy, “But after Isla was born she said ‘I’m going to tell all my mums to run and exercise through their pregnancy”.
Anorak has yet to learn the name of Radcliffe’ medic, but as soon as we do we will post it here and so ensure women in the family way can best avoid her…
Celebrity mum Katie Holmes (brunette) finished the New York marathon in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds!
Pic: Hack
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Back pages, Tabloids | Comments (2)
Al Qaeda In British Schools: Lessons In Fear
“SUICIDE BOMBERS IN OUR SCHOOLS,” announces the Express. “AL QAEDA RECRUITS BRIT KIDS,” says the Mirror.
Such is the way of the Al-Qaeda equal opportunities programme that even British children are being offered the chance to blow themselves to smithereens.
No more English, no more French, no more sitting on the old school bench. No more Spanish, no more Americans, no more Canadians, no more Jews, no more history…
Jonathan Evans is the head of MI5 and he tells one and all: “As I speak, young people in this country are being targeted and radicalised to carry out acts of terrorism.”
Why should he tell us this now? Because the time to act is now! It can’t be because Mr Evans has a vested interest in keeping the threat high and so securing more power and money for he and his team?
Says he: “This year, we have seen individuals as young as 15 and 16 implicated in terrorist related activity… We’ve seen this in Afghanistan and Iraq. There’s no reason why the same tactic can’t work in the UK.”
This is a real danger. As the Mirror says: “Mr Evans appealed for more women to join MI5. Security sources have warned the numbers are dwindling after TV series Spooks showed an MI5 officer having her head plunged in burning oil.”
“MI5 is right to raise the alarm over terrorism,” says the Express editorial.
Right it is that the MI5 should make this warning to the Society of Editors on the eve of today’s Queens’ Speech, in which HRH will make mention a counter-terrorism Bill, one of the aims of which will be to extend the time granted to the police to hold terror suspects from 28 to 56 days.
If only we had those ID cards. And teachers who took the register in the morning…
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (6)
Another Of Our Blondes Is Missing: Jill Dando Killer Appeals
ANY visiting Americans and Portuguese glancing at the covers of our tabloid press may suppose that not a day passes without a blonde missing or being murdered.
“Dear Anorak,” they write, “is Anthea Turner OK? Take care of Joanna Lumley (thankfully, now greying). Is Vanessa Feltz a natural blonde?”
That British blondes are in danger is being question. And today the Mail looks at Jill Dando, a blonde TV host who was murdered.
Blonde Jill is pictured looking tanned and relaxed. Her hair is suggestive of Princess Diana. Dando is sat by an azure sea of water. Beneath her bare legs, the Express notes: “Why I should go free, by Jill Dando ‘killer’.”
Note that the word “killer” is in quotation marks. “So did he really kill Jill?” asks the Express, words hanging above a shot of Barry George, “fantasist”, “sex offender” and “obsessive”.
“Forensic scientists speak of doubts as Barry George launches new fight against conviction,” notes the paper.
George is appealing against his conviction for murder. (Dando was shot dead on her doorstop in 1999.) Scientists now say the “compelling” evidence of gunshot residue in his coat pocket is “worthless”.
So there is cause for appeal. And the disappearance of another British blonde is embroiled is doubt and controversy.
Al Fayed offers no comment.
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (4)
Pete Doherty’s New Album: Doin’ The Do
OVERLOOKED for the Princess Diana concert, some would say unforgivably, Pete Doherty has been forced to revisit his career’s past highlights.
And if that means getting off his face on smack, then so be it. If Pete is to be around for the Princess Diana Jubilee Concert he needs to keep his legend alive.
So here is Pete making music. Or, as the Sun puts it on its front page: “Doherty back on heroin.”
It is believed that very soon we will all be doing The Doherty. And to help us learn the words, the Sun has an instructional montage of Doherty’s greatest moment in performance, as captured on camera phone.
“Sickening – Doherty crouches with the needle in his mouth”
“Stupid – junkie cooks up heroin on spoon and loads syringe”
“Shocking – Pete with wristband on [Make Poverty History], sticks needle in arm”
That’s The Doherty. This latest album is “quite good”, says the Sun’s showbiz editor.
For past Doherty albums, see the Daily Mirror’s picture editor…
Pic: Beau Bo D’Or
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)
Tender Moments With Sir Paul McCartney
PSSST! Wanna see a picture of a 65-year-old man getting off with a middle-aged woman in a car? Save your money. The one’s on us.
The Sun has such a picture on its cover. It’s a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE”. It’s “MACCA’S SMACKER WITH A MARRIED CRACKER.”
Macca is Sir Paul McCartney. The cracker is Nancy Shevell. She is married to a “powerful lawyer”.
In “Beach strolls, breakfast and tender kisses” the Sun zooms in on Nancy and Paul walking along a beach on Long island. The beach is “windswept”.
“LONELY HEARTS CLUB SAND,” says the Sun. Macca resists the urge to throw Nancy to the ground and wrestle with her in the foamy waters. He is the older man. This is a “Stroll”.
Later Paul gets “A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIEND”. He is at an eatery with Nancy. Seated. What help she gives is unsaid. Perhaps she orders for him, or feeds him a blended breakfast from a spoon?
Such is the tenderness…
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)
Polar Bears Doomed To An Uncertain Future
POLAR Bear Monitoring Service – Anorak’s on-the-ice look at polar bears making the news
Polar Bear Watch spots two of the creatures on the cover of the Daily Express, and more in the Daily Telegraph.
“Polar bears’ last strand,” says the caption to the Express’ picture of one polar bear standing on is hind legs.
In “LAST REFUGE OF THE DOOMED BEARS”, the Express publishes “incredible photos of migrating polar bears at play”. The pictures “show a species on the brink of extinction as climate change ravages their once icy-idyll”.
To the untrained eye, it still looks pretty icy in the “Polar Bear Capital of the World”, a vast expanse of ice close to the town of Churchill, Manitoba.
The Express says the bears are waiting for the water to freeze. Now they are “trapped” and hungry. They are, as we have learned, “DOOMED”.
“Mum, when can we open the freezer for dinner?” says the Telegraph’s headline. So hungry are the bears, they are “nuzzling” each other’s faces, or ‘tasting’ as the Express might put it.
Melissa Gibbons, a park warden at Wapsuk National Park, Canada, looks at the a baby bear with his mother. She sees two males on their hind legs. “It may be that they are practising for the mating season… Or it could simply be that they are fooling around to ward off boredom”.
Or that they’ve spotted the cameras and the camera crew…
Picture of the new Fox’s Glacier Mint via Beau Bo D’Or
Posted: 6th, November 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Tabloids | Comments (3)
Princess Diana Pin-Ups And Paul Burrell’s Four Poster
“ROYAL rat’s new life in the sun,” says the Express, a fact illustrated by pictures of Paul Burrell and the equally shy Princess Diana.
“DIANA she was betrayed by Burrell,” states the caption beneath today’s Diana-omter (outlook sunny with a slight tilt of the head).
Burrell, author of Burrell: Diana & Me; Diana: Me & Diana and Burrell: Burrell is, as reported, in Florida. He is staying at his “little palace in the sun”, a compact and bijou residence as befitting a former servant. The place features five bedrooms, “several bathrooms” and a “state-of-the-art kitchen”.
“Friends say he admits pinching himself when he wakes in his four-poster to make sure he’s not dreaming.” He then turns in his bed of princesses to face his wife, the lovely Maria, and realises that he isn’t.
But life is good. And Burrell’s fortune is not in Diana memorabilia, rather in “teapots, rugs and wines”. The collection is named Royal Butler Collection, or The Dregs as below staffers call it.
Says Burrell: “I have been very careful not to exploit of abuse my position.”
Read about that in Burrell: My Secrets, Burrell: A Sense Of Senselessness and Burrell: Collected Histories & Thimbles.
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (10)
For More Shots Of Drunken Girls Don’t Go Here
DISGUSTED by drunken women in short skirts and small tops riding up over their lithe torsos, the Express reports form the drinking frontline.
“Girls who flaunt their drink shame,” announces the paper. And there are pictures of young woman at large. Two girls, one with her bare legs on a table, another with exposed arms sat on plastic chairs, at a plastic table.
One girl takes two bottle into the shower of debauchery, pressing the gaping lips of a threesome of beers her mouth.
Another girl is pictured fallen into a pile of leaves, in a style well know to afficionados of Health & Efficiency magazine.
“Nearly 5,000 photographs of girls hopelessly intoxicated – some of them half-naked, covered in their own vomit or comatose in the street – are on the social networking website Facebook.
Helpfully, the Express saves male readers living in caravan sites on the edges of unfashionable seaside resorts the trouble of searching for the images by pointing them away from the group 30 Reasons Gils Should Call It A Night.
The story has a celebrity bent, as ever it should, and the Express says the “Amy Winehouse effect” is not helping.
Thankfully, there are no shots of Winehouse in prone and vulnerable positions, only those of more fleshy, nubile girls.
For anyone who wishes to avoid these images, we advise looking elsewhere on the web, such as to the Daily Express sister site Red Hot And P*ssed…
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (5)
Lily Allen Smiles At Victoria Beckham
SAYS Lily Allen, singer of such hit songs as Smile, Grin, Beam, Smirk and Smile (Larfta Cut) in the Sun: “It does make me laugh to see pictures of Victoria Beckham on the front of a magazine.” Smile, even.
“I think, ‘You’re not promoting anything, you don’t need the money, so all it’s about it being famous.’
“And I can never imagine my life being about being famous.”
Look out for Lily’s news song Still Smiling in good, bad and indifferent record shops…
Pic: The Spine
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (5)
Strictly No Can-Can For Rod Stewart And Penny
“RANDY Rod Stewart is having to sidestep sex – because wife Penny Lancaster is tired out by her Strictly Come Dancing routine.”
So says the Sun, which presses an ear to the bedroom door at Chez Stewart and hears Rod asking his lover in familiar refrain (“Do you think I’m sexy”), and the tap-tap-tap as Penny puts her foot skills to good use and skips around his aged grasp.
“Rod understands it all, but the show is a passion killer,” says Penny. “There’s looking after my son as well as doing all the rehearsals and I’m really exhausted to be honest.”
Pro-celebrity dancing is not for the faint-hearted, but then neither is jiving grands horizontales with Rod, we imagine.
So come on, Penny. One more time with feeling. A one, a two, a one…
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (8)
Uses For The X Factor: Sharon Osbourne’s Messaging Service
GOOD to know that the X Factor TV show has found a purpose. As the Mirror reports, during last weekend’s spectacular, Sharon Osbourne looked meaningfully, and not a little rheumy-eyed, into the lens and said “get well soon”.
Sharon’s message might have been meant for any one of the watching millions, but it was something special for daughter Kelly Osbourne who was “boosted” by it.
It is Kelly who hurt her back while performing in Chicago on the West End stage. Says Sharon: “She really hurt her back and must wear a neck brace for while. But she’s in good spirits.”
Thanks to Sharon…
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (4)
Boyzone Help Their Children In Need
NEWS that singing Tintin, Ronan Keating, the one with the tattoos, the one who was in Coronation Street, the gay one and the other one are to reunite as Boyzone reaches us via the Sun’s front page.
“Ronan and Boyz reunion,” says the headline. “Pop heart-throbs Boyzone are getting back together”.
Such is the age of the Boyz that the heartache may be the onset of early angina and Boyzonites should take care.
Says balladeer Ronan: “The bad feeling is gone and we’re very excited.” Indeed, we have forgiven them for many ills, notably the tattooed one’s performance in reality gymnasium show The Games, the acting and the OK! photospread of 2002 when Ronan admitted a preference for lemon meringue pie.
The launch of the Boyz comeback will be the BBC’s Children In Need telethon.
And what price the Boyz bringing along some of their own children to share the experience, and for a finale taking a step backwards to allow Little Ronan, Tattoo Junior and Other One II to finish the show?
Take it away, Boyz…
Posted: 5th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)
Prince Charles Link To Alleged Royal Sex Plotter
“ROYAL plot suspect sponged off Charles,” announces the News of the World in a headline that is as sensational as it is unsavoury.
The mind whirls. Might it be that Prince Charles, a man who appears as frozen in time as this late wife Princess Diana, is embroiled in this unsavoury tale of sex, blackmail and royalty?
Is this Charles reliving his youth, taking a “bed bath” from one of the alleged blackmailers, Messers Ian Strachan and Sean McGuigan? And if so, who plays nanny?
Through knitted fingers we read: “Sean McGuigan received the cash from the Prince’s Trust to set up a carwash business.”
And: “He spent a £1,500 loan on buckets, sponges and cleaning fluid and a further £1,000 grant for other start-up costs for the firm Star Craft in Fulham, London.”
A spokesman for the charity says: “We can confirm Sean McGuigan received a loan and a grant from the Prince’s Trust in 1993.”
Prince Charles was unavailable for comment…
STOP PRESS: Reports the Times: “The aide at the centre of an alleged blackmail plot against a member of the royal family has claimed he also had a homosexual liaison with the royal’s father and a Tory MP.”
Chuck in a corgi and you have the makings of a sensation…
Posted: 4th, November 2007 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (5)
Daily Express Immigrant Challenge
DAILY Express headlines such as “IMMIGRANTS OUT”, “THE ROGARIANS ARE COMING” and “PULL UP THE DRAWBRIDGE” have created sense of unease in Hertfordshire.
But the paper now gives hope to its readers with the chance to “WIN A FAMILY CAMPERVAN WORTH OVER £28,000”. At the very least you will blend in with the gypsies, crooks and bogus asylum seekers who live all around you…
Posted: 4th, November 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (5)