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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

Cat attempts suicide by carbon monoxide

THE Mary Bale Fan Club calls on Carbon Monoxide Cat:

Posted: 4th, December 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Collar Cam films cat buying alcohol and partying hard (video)

KEEP tabs on your cat with a Collar Cam:

Posted: 3rd, December 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


1978: Ted Rodger ‘studies’ The Gentle Secs for 3-2-1

FLASHBACK – with caption by the Press Association: “Ted Rogers studies secretaries (R to L) Tula, Patsy Ann Scott, Gail Playfair, Jennifer Layland, Mirielle Allonville and Holly Allen-Smith in a London street. Ted and the The Gentle Secs are to present Yorkshire TV’s new panel game 3-2-1 which begins on ITV.” Date: 22/05/1978.

Dusty Bin meet the girls with the big bins:

Posted: 30th, November 2012 | In: Flashback, TV & Radio | Comment


Cindy is the mum here to win your internet argument

INTERNET Row of the Year features this mother/daughter team. Cindy is here to help. Language is NSFW.

Cindy’s backing vocals are ad libbed:

Spotter: Xeni Jardin at Boing Boing

Posted: 29th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Every episode of BBC Question Time in 3 Minutes

BBC Question Time is on tonight. Here’s what you missed in every other episode of the tired political chat how:

Posted: 29th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Dudley youth entertains on town’s CCTV

TO Dudley, West Midlands, where a local youth is showing his displeasure at being monitored on CCTV. Why do we watch everyone? For the laughs:

Posted: 29th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


I’m A Celebrity: Charlie Brooks votes UKIP and enjoys more child-free days

ON a game called Door To Door,  I’m a Celebrity foddeUKIPr Charlie Brooks was invited to open a door. Pick the right door from five and she’d get a prize. The prize was a child called Kiki. Jimmy Savile had not fixed it for Kiki to meet Charlie. Kiki is Charlie’s daughter. She’s seven.

Charlie picked the door marked UKIP Rotherham and instead of a child got herpes or congenital warts. She said it was “heartbreaking” not see her kid. She said it was a “kick in the guts“. She then went and sat on a log in a TV studio in the Australian rainforest and bemoned her luck.

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Posted: 29th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment


Weatherman is washed away in Cornwall floods

JAMIE Giddens – Weatherman for Hire – has been washed away in the floods in Cornwall:

Posted: 28th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


One of the best cow growth draining videos ever

THE cow has growth that needs to be drained:

The blackheads. The cyst.

Posted: 27th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


This funny Brazil lift prank ends when someone gets a heart attack and dies

MEANWHILE…in a lift in Brazil, the good folks at home are laughing as riders have heart attacks. Over in Canada

Posted: 27th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Hello Wildcats: Steven Reed star of Weber Cooks might be world’s greatest TV chef

IN these videos Steven Reed cooks on Weber Cooks, broadcast on Utah’s Weber State New:

Weber State News is an award-winning student-run organization.  We produce several newscasts a week covering the sports news from the campus, the entertainment world and news stories from affecting Davis and Weber counties.  Many of our previous students are enjoying their careers in the television news industry. 

Says Reed: “Hello Wildcats!”

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Posted: 27th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


The best and worst female fails of 2012

BECAUSE other people falling over and making you wince can be funny. Try not to laugh. Our favourites: 33seconds; 45s; 3mins; 6mins 28s; and best chortle: 8m 27s:

Posted: 26th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Chihuahua dances for his Thanksgiving turkey (video)

SO. You think your chihuahua can dance? YouTuber  writes:

My chihuahua Sloopy, after our thanksgiving meal started dancing for the plate of turkey on the counter! He kept dancing so I put on some Miami Sound Machine and let him get busy! ENJOY

Take it away, Margarita Pracatan:

Posted: 26th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Man plays Insomnia on the spoons

IN this video a man plays Insomnia by Faithless on the spoons. It’s not all knives in the UK, you know. Spoons will once more be the country’s No.1 utensil!

Posted: 26th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Koran TV chefs discovers oil and water do not fix

WHAT TV chefs need are more guns. They need to mix water in the hot oil. South Korean chef point the way ahead:

Spotter

Posted: 26th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Dublin man takes statue performing to the next level

IN Dublin, you know you’re a statue when…

Posted: 25th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Doris’ son recalls the great storm of 1987 in Ipswich (audio)

IN 1987, BBC weatherman Michael Fish said ‘no hurricane’ was coming to Blighty. He was wrong. Brian, Doris’s son, calls Radio Station Town102 in Ipswich:

Posted: 21st, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)


Milwaukee police officer takes out water squiring clown (video)

AMERICAN TV news presents the clown v cop fight. American TV news is formular-driven eye gum. The telegenic faces – those aquiline noses; that presidential hair; those cleavages; just WOW! – deliver facts on anything with an absurd sense of drama. This following news segment is about a fight between a copper an a clown. In this case the polished newscaster performances (they think they’re auditioning for daytime soap, don’t they?) makes the  ridiculousness of the story and its delivery more pronounced. It’s TV gold:

Posted: 20th, November 2012 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment


Four bored Scousers riding a bike with no wheels at Manchester Airport

TO Manchester Airport, where four bored Scousers are riding a bicycle. As you can see, M’lud, the bicycle has been relieved of its wheels…

Spotter: B3ta

Posted: 20th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


BBC Crimewatch does mugshots with theme music

MUGSHOT of the day on the BBC’s Crimewatch:

Posted: 19th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


BBC want you to dress as ‘paedophile’ Elvis Presley to celebrate Children in Need

THE BBC has not been hyping Children in Need as much as other years. (See Jimmy Savile.) But it’s on with the telethon. And the BBC has tips on how to make the day special. You can dress up in fancy dress. BBC tips include:

Fancy Dress

Wherever you are, it’s always fun to dress up. Whether you work at a school, supermarket or in an office, it’s easy to organise a fancy dress day! Over the years, millions of people up and down the country have dressed up in crazy outfits in aid of BBC Children in Need and in the record-breaking 2011 Appeal we all went a bit spotty!

2. …You could create a theme… go back in time to the swinging sixties or live the celeb lifestyle as a ‘Hollywood Honey’ or maybe even go to work as the King! The list is literally endless!

4. …Always get sponsored by people you trust rather than strangers.

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Posted: 16th, November 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


When Iggy Pop shagged a teddy on BBC children’s telly Captain Sensible laughed

WITH the BBC in the mire and floundering, time to look back at what else aside from a predatory paedophile Aunty dished up to the kidzzz in those dark, Satanic days of the 1980s.

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment


Who wants to see Jamie Oliver sucking a dildo?

HAVE you seen Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Minute Meals? It’s a show so irritating that it makes you want to punch the very notion of television into next week. And Jamie, here’s an idea: 1.5 Second Meals where someone just throws a Jaffa Cake in their mouth and gets on with their lives without bogling at lettuce.

Anyway, when Jamie isn’t larging it up over some prawns on a massive wooden board, he’s pretending to be Food Bono, saving our wickle children from a fate worse than delicious hamburgers.

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Posted: 12th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment


1984: June O’Brien’s toaster is possessed by the Devil (and Eli Wallach)

FLASHBACK to 1984: The Today show features June O’Brine, a woman hose toaster is possessed by the Devil. Satan speaks through the toaster. And  – get this – he sounds like Eli Wallach:

Posted: 11th, November 2012 | In: Flashback, TV & Radio | Comment