TV & Radio Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
William Shatner Loved His Deep Fat Turkey Frier To Death: PSA Video Of The Day
PUBLIC Service Announcement of the Day: William Shatner loves deep-fried turkey,… and he loved it too much:
Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Kitten Wrestling – Sick Depraved Video Shame Horror
MOVE over cage fighting kombat kids. The killer kitten are ready to rumble….
Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
What This Dog Does When It’s Cold: Video
WHAT this dog does when it’s cold. Brrrr! You need to get some window panes on that cockatoo cage it’s sleeping in…
Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Benton Goes Mad In Richmond Park: The Parodies
BENTON! Benton!!
Jesus Christ in Richmond Park.
The black labrador is chasing a herd of deer in London’s Richmond Park:
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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Will Ari Douglas Join The Warriors of Goja In Indian TV Spectacular?
BEHOLD! The Warriors of Goja put on an amazing show for Indian satellite network ETV show Adhurs: The Ultimate Talent Show. Men will smash and eat neon light bulbs.
In once segment, a performer is run over by a car AND a motorbike at the same time. In your face, Ari Douglas. He’s the Occupy Wall Street trapped beneath a slow-moving NYPD scooter (video below):
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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Shooting Stars: The 10 Best Moments Ever (From Hundreds Of Good Bits)
THE BBC’s terrible decision to axe Shooting Stars needs reversing. In the meantime, we’ve pulled together some of the best bits from the show’s past:
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Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
BBC2 Boss Janice Hadlow Axes Shooting Stars: Somehow Keeps Her Job And Never Mind The Buzzcocks
HOW the BBC works:
EastEnders: Broadcasts four times a week
Never Mind The Buzzcocks: Broadcast once a week
Shooting Stars: The brilliant comedy show broadcast once a week on BBC2 and now canned, presumably, to save money
Janice Hadlow: Paid £232,800-a-year to run BBC2
How’s that for value..? K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-krap.
Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (5)
X Factor: Tulisa Investigated For Stinky Tattoo
HAPPY-slapping X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos is being investigated by TV watchdog Ofcom for promoting her brand of perfume on the show.
During the Nuremberg-styled walk-ons, the judges all pull a trademark pose. Tulisa makes a move that draws attention to a tattoo on her forearms that states “The Female Boss”. This just happens to be the name of her new scent.
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Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Jožin z bažin: When John Travolta Met Bez
WHEN John Travolta* met Bez from the Happy Mondays, all of Czechoslovakia rejoiced (JT appeared under the nom de rock Ivan Mládek)…
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Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Anorak How To Guides: This Is How You Breathe
THIS is how you breathe. It looks simple but some people – Manchester United midfielders season 1994-95; Jeremy Kyle victims; Louis Walsh and other mouth breathers – watch and learn:
Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Daybreak Replaces Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley With Toby Jug And Plate Of Beans
SAD news for the country’s Daybreak fan: Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles have been sacked from presenting the ITV morning show.
This is Chiles, the former BBC presenter of business and then sport who got into the mood while covering the Beijing Olympics by attempting a forward roll in his hotel room. He “executed it”. This was presenting from the Stanislavski school. Morning telly fans expected to see Chiles lumbering into the shower as he presented a segment on cooking with seaweed and up to his chin in a plate of eggs, bacon and black pudding as he chaired a studio debate on why World War 2 tyrants favoured a front crease in their trousers.
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Posted: 19th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
RIP Mark Hall: Thanks For Danger Mouse – The UK’s Mickey Taking Hero
RIP Mark Hall. You gave us Cosgrove Hall, creators of Chorlton and the Wheelies, Danger Mouse and The Wind in the Willows. You were 74:
Unashamed nostalgia:
Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Susan Boyle’s Face And One Direction’s Hair Rock Children In Need 2011: Photos
CHILDREN In Need is the long show in which the BBC begs for cash – and people who hate it wonder how much charities could get if the BBC just used some of the licence fee. One Direction (it’s all about the hair) provided the swoony tunes and Susan Boyle gave us another great photo for the album. It almost betters this one…
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Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (4)
X Factor: Frankie Cocozza’s Four Lines Of Cocaine Pleases His Enablers
FRANKIE Cocozza, the X Factor’s terrible singer who was sacked from the show for taking, as he tells Heat magazine, “only four lines” of cocaine, and encouraged to behave inappropriately by the show and the tabloid press, appears on the cover of the Daily Star:
“FRANKIE’S SEX AND DRUGS DEN”
X FACTOR’S disgraced star Frankie Cocozza enjoyed another night of shame, snorting cocaine, boozing and bedding a sexy babe. Our shocking pictures show that the teenage bad-boy clearly has no intention of cleaning up his act and he is now spiralling out of control.
And that spiral down life’s plughole is getting him lot of fame in the tabloid press. Over in the Sun, Colin Robertson writes:
“Fears were raised for Frankie Cocozza yesterday after he secretly snorted cocaine ahead of anothwr all-night party.”
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Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Puppy Rescue On Arizona Freeway After Car Crash (Video)
A PUPPY is loose on the freeway in Phoenix, AZ. Its owner, a young child, has been in a car accident. Police are giving chase. Can they save the pooch? Will Bieber get squashed by a car or truck? Will the officer get bitten and the dog put down as being dangerous..?
Posted: 18th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Three Men One Spade: Video
HOW to solve the jobless crisis? Three men one spade, people. Or, if you Americans prefer, three men one shovel…
Posted: 17th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
I’m A Celebrity: Bewilderingly Untalented Mark Wright Discovers Kent
I’M A Celebrity smirker Mark Wright’s Quote Of The Year:
“It’s making me grow up and realise that life’s not all about Essex”
Next week, Mark makes a day trip to Kent..
Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
The Battersea’s Collars And Coats Celebrity Gala: Peter Andre’s Panties And Much Light Petting
ANORAK’S Aurora Bankhead went to Battersea’s Collars And Coats Celebrity Gala Looking For An A-List Pet. Among other dog enthusiasts, Aurora met Peter Andre, who goes out without any knickers on. Does he have a private shaker? Is he waiting for Jay Clothes to bring out a range of panties for men? Why, Peter. Why no knickers?
Says Aurora:
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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Jane Moore On Fatima Whitbread And Those Insignificant Dwarves
JANE Moore is telling Sun readers about I’m A Celebrity agonist Fatima Whitbread:
“If testament was needed to the strength of women, then look no further than I”m A Celebrity contestant Fatima Whitbread… a mental fortitude that dwarves even the msot impressive of life achivers.”
Even those of record-breaking female dwarves.
Jane, Fatima Whitbread is patron of the Dwarf Spots Association of the United Kingdom.
Note: Fatima is not Gary Davies. No, she’s Andy Day from CBeebies.
Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Oscar Is The Handstanding Peeing Dog (Video)
OSCAR the handstanding peeing dog has talent:
Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Dalston Superstars Is A Parody?
DALSTON Superstars is a parody. It has to be. It is… Isn’t it?
Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
X Factor: Amelia Lily Wants To Be A Manufactured X Factor Star
THE World according to Amelia Lily, the X Factor contestant who went and then returned:
“I can be me and make it on my own – that’s what I’d prefer to do anyway. I’m not going to be made into a manufactured X Factor star now.”
So said Amelia Lily on her eviction from the show.
“Please vote for me. I want this so much”
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Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
I’m A Celebripty: Freddie Starr Turns Japanese On Coco Austin’s Bootiful Camel Toe
DAY 3 of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here does Saga Holidays and Freddie Starr has been rushed to a nearby hospital. The hamster-muncher has suffered a severe allergic reaction something – most possibly to Lorraine Chase’s vest and Mark Wright’s smirk.
Anorak had expected it to be a ruse, a comedy ploy that would allow Starr to go feral, dress as a World War 2 Japanese soldiers (with fixed-eye joke shop glasses, huge teeth and Rising Sun bandana) and launch attacks on his campmates. It turns out, however , that he really is ill. The tabloids eat up the news:
The Sun (front page): “Freddie Starr Ate My Camel – Comic in hospital after eating beast’s toe”
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Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
I’m A Celebrity: Jessica-Jane Clement Mistakes Mark Wright For An Roo’s Anus And Eats Him
JESSICA-Jane Clement is the I’m A Celebrity strumpet with the double barrels (not ‘arf!). News is that the 26-year-old mo-del has been told she can’t wear the engagement ring her 45-year-old lover, one Lee Stafford, gave her in case… Well, what reason does the Sun give?
A) One of the other celebs in the jungle clearing will murder her for it while she sleeps. We name no names…but Crissy Rock, everyone, Crissy ROCK.
B) Someone will mistake it for a kangaroo’s anus and eat it?
C) Mark Wright doesn’t try to squire her in a hammock?
D) It ends up weighing more then her?
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Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
X Factor Monday: Kitty Brucknell’s Dead Sexy In Wootton Bassett And Amelia Lily Dyes
IT’S X FACTOR Monday in the ITV’s show’s in-house tabloid – the Sun. The front-page headline tells us:
X factor chaos goes on – watt a shambles
This is the post-Frankie Cocozza X Factor, where everyone sings like an over-confident coked-up teenager with Nookie Bear eyes. As Lucy Connolly reports:
AXED Amelia Lily was favourite to WIN X Factor last night after an astonishing comeback — ending a shambolic week for the ITV show.
That’s Amelia Lily, Cocozza’s old flame who Kelly Rowland told to dye her hair pink before kicking her off the show. Anyhow, she’s back. Among a gang of singers releasing swine flu over the face of music, Amelia Lily’s the nation’s favourite.
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Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
