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Horse Racing Commentator Loses his Voice: He’s A Little Hoarse
THE horse racing commentator is losing his voice. He is – and he must be – a little hoarse.
Stick with it – it keeps getting better:
Posted: 15th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Britain’s Got Talent: Everyone Declared ‘The New Susan Boyle’
BRITAIN’S Got Talent is back on the nation’s screens. And that means it’s time to talk about the “new Susan Boyle“. Anorak has compiled a list of new Susan Boyles in the news:
Nick Clegg – Gerald Warner called him the “new Susan Boyle” (Telegraph)
Janey Cutler – She was the “new Susan Boyle” of 2010 (Everyone)
Michael Collins – He is the “new Susan Boyle” for 2011 STV, Metro
Causing a storm among the judges, he is later dubbed by Holden as the next Susan Boyle as she tries to explain why she wasn’t hooked from the moment she set eyes on him.
‘It’s like the Susan Boyle thing. You know when somebody walks on stage, you completely judge them as you see them and it’s always a surprise and it’s always a bad thing for us all to do but it’s human nature, isn’t it? You kind of just look at somebody and think about how they are physically rather than who they are.’
Posted: 14th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)
Brookside Actor Brian Reade Charged With Murder: Barry Grant Missing
WHATEVER happened to Brookside likely lad Brian Regan. He played Terry Sullivan, a chracter implicated in the murder of Sue Harper (Barry Grant did it)?
Well, he’s been charged with murdering Bahman Faraji, 44, in Aigburth on 24 February 2011 and perverting the course of justice.
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Posted: 13th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Ghost Driven Tractor Runs Amuck In Walmart Car Park
TO a Walmart parking lot in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada, where a driverless tractor is out of control.
Beware the machines, readers. The machines are learning how to destroy us. And we are watching and laughing it up…
Posted: 10th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Big Brother 2011: With Karima El Mahroug, Pippa Middleton And Emu
BIG Brother is on channel Five, and the broadcaster’s sister organ the Daily Star adds the name of Ruby The Heart Stealer, aka Pole dancer Karima El Mahroug, to the list of housemates.
Says insider Peter Dyke:
Pole dancer Karima El Mahroug, 18, became an overnight inter- national sensation after being named as one of the girls 74-year-old premier Silvio Berlusconi invited to his private parties.
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Posted: 7th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Big Brother: Gary Glitter, The EDL And Princess Diana Fight For Golden Ticket
HAVING stopped just short of unveiling Princess Diana on the new look Big Brother, Channels Five leads with news that “YOU” could star on the show.
(Anorak reader Ashley delivers tomorrow’s news with: “Gary Glitter big brother 2011 channel 5 = RATINGS.” What if Glitter wins a ticket?)
Between Mondays and Saturday the paper will be handing out five golden tickets. Mouth breathers, members of the EDL and adolescent boys who can’t spell “porn” and have no access to the internet will in the hoping for a stab at stardom, a fauxmance with Amy Childs – and, who knows? – maybe even a contract with Can Associates.
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Posted: 6th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Glee’s Ryan Murphy Apologises For World’s Wettest Feud With Kings Of Leon
UNBELIEVABLY there’s been bad blood between Glee creator Ryan Murphy and Kings of Leon. A feud ensued between the two, looking for all the world like a battle royale involving butterflies and sleeping voles.
So pathetic was this feud that Gwyneth Paltrow was the mediator. Imagine a world where the wife of Chris Martin is an adequate referee between sparring foes. Imagine that, all toothless with a spine made from runny jelly.
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Posted: 5th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
Man Pours Jug Of Sperm On TV Station In Protest Against Women’s Shows
TO Bulgaria where Mr Rosen Markov, a mover and shaker in the Bulgarian Men’s Party, is emptying a jug of semen outside the offices of Bulgaria’s national TV station in a protest against too much women-focused telly.
Reports are that he had been spending a long time preparing his protest.
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Posted: 4th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)
Big Brother 2011: Charlie Sheen, Mohamed Al-Fayed And Cheryl Cole
BIG Brother is all set to be broadcast on Channel 5. It’s plus ca change at Richard Desmond Enterprises as Big Brother housemates tell all to OK! and show all on Channel X. It’ll be just like it was before – but better!
But what you want to know is who will be on this summer’s show? Anorak has compiled a list of the names the Daily Star – the official Big Brother newspaper (as it was when the show was on Channel 4) – has said might just be on the show:
Mohamed Al-Fayed – “Famous for his anti-establishment rants”
Charlie Sheen – “who has kept Hollywood spellbound with his off-the-wall antics”
Amy Childs – Katie Price would-be from The Only Way Is Essex
Chelsy Davy – “Prince Harry’s on-off girlfriend”
Andy Gray – Former football pundit
Peaches Geldof – “minx” 22
Max George – “The Wanted singer”
Tinie Tempah – Rapper
Joanna Lumley – Actress
Abbey Clancy – WAG
Jeremy Clarkson – Top Gear gang leader
David Walliams – TV funnyman
Katie Price – Author
Kerry Katona – Face of ownband ketchup
Samara Weaving – “Home and Away babe”
Ricky Hatton – “Former boxing champion”
Jenni Thompson – Wayne Rooney “hooker” who allegedly slept with the England ace
Natalie Rooney – Wayne Rooney cousin
Sam and Billie Faiers – “The Only Way Is Essex’s Faiers sisters”
Hosted by:
Emma Willis – “Big Brother’s Little Brother host”
Cheryl Cole – “No1 target for the most exciting job on UK telly”
Brian Dowling – “Ultimate Big Brother champ”
Posted: 3rd, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (3)
Jack E Jett Uncut – Literally: First Openly Gay Talk Show Host Reveals All
IF loving uncut cock is a crime, Jack E. Jett (The Gay Howard Stern and the first openly gay American talk show host) is criminally guilty. Watch him confess his sins in this debauched montage to B-list Hollywood – its secrets, seedy underbelly, Sandra Bernhard, and innovative dildo use.
The UK is set to embrace a new raft of local TV. It will create new local stars who will go mainstream. Like Jett.
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Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Baby Filmed Drunk And Disorderly In Las Palmas Bar
TO Las Palmas, Canary Islands, where Johannes Nyholm has filmed a drunk baby smashing up a bar:
Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Top Five Virals Of 1911
THE Top Five Virals of 1911:
Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Big Brother: Jenni Thompson, Rooney And Not Cheryl Cole
AS Chanel Five edges towards a deal to broadcast Big Brother, the Daily Star reminds readers just how great the show that Channel 4 and viewer apathy killed off truly is.
The front page headlines yells:
“BIG BRO’S HOTTEST SHOW EVER!”
Following yesterday’s nonsense that Cheryl Cole could present the show, we wonder if the headline is equally disingenuous and that Big Brother will be broadcast from a sauna in south Libya.
Here goes:
A source said: “With the weather set to be scorching the show will have some sizzling action
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Posted: 1st, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Smutley The Cat Has Sex With An Elephant
AIDS – or Aides as the French all it – can be caught by shagging different species. In this video, Smutley has sex with an elephant:
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Posted: 31st, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Cheryl Cole To Front Big Brother On FIVE, Says Daily Star: Colonel Gaddafi Also In Running
CHERYL Cole is the “NEWS Big Brother BABE” announces the Daily Star on its front page. “Sexy star snubs X Factor.”
Only, hasn’t Big Brother finished? It has. And isn’t Channel Five, sister organ to the Daily Star, considering a move to reawaken the show? It is.
Now read on…
FED-UP Cheryl Cole could sensationally snub X Factor supremo Simon Cowell by accepting a £5million deal to host a new-look Big Brother.
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Posted: 31st, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (16)
Army Trains Labrador Retriever Attack Dogs: Video
YOU know how the owner of the big angry dog on the chain with the studded collar says his pet is lovable and wouldn’t hurt a fly? Well, news is that is that if Killer’s owner wants to look really tough and cover his inadequacies in fur and teeth, he should get a Labrador Retriever. Sink, him, Cuddles. Sink him!
Posted: 30th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Best Headstand Milk Drink Experiment Ever
THE Best Headstand Milk Drink Experiment Ever:
Posted: 29th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Peter Simon’s Snot Bubble: Selly Telly TV Star Inflates On Camera
PETER Simon, star of selly telly Bid TV, will now sell you some toilet roll – the one he uses to get rid of his snot bubble:
Posted: 27th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Solar Death Ray: The Power Of 5000 Suns In Your Hands
MOTHERS Day Gifts Inc, in association with Lunatics R Us and Gaddafi WMD Enterprises brings you the Solar Death Ray:
Posted: 26th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Manchester Council Replaced A Playground With A Wall
NEWSROUND Scoop of the Week is the playground in Shepley Wood Park, Audenshaw, that was falling apart and was replaced by a wall made of bricks. A reader writes:
The local council say there isn’t enough money to replace the old play equipment, and that the wall is for kids to kick a ball against. But children living in the area aren’t impressed.
Hayley’s been to visit what might just be the worst playground EVER!
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Posted: 26th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
RIP Belle: Your Were The Best Balls On Nose Dog In The Business
RIP Belle the dog: you were a legend when it came to balancing balls on your nose…
Posted: 25th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Captain Salvation & The Black Sidekick
A READER sends in a message of hope in the shape of a Swiss mummified caped crusader called Captain Salvation.
What super powers does he have? Well, they say he can get in an out of his clothes in less than an hour and his nipples speak near perfect Dutch!
To Revelations and beyond!!!!!
Posted: 24th, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Is Libyan TV Biased In Favour Of Gaddafi? Let’s See
LIBYA – The War: If you thought our media was biased, take look at how the Libyans do it on state TV. The news anchor, blessed with gravitas-giving silver hair and a photogenic AK47, declares:
“In the name of Almighty God, I pledge to you, my Dear Leader, that I will sacrifice my last breath, my last bullet, my last drop of blood, last baby and child for you.”
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Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
World’s Got Talent Presents: The Drunken ‘Cutie Patootie’ Dwarf
WORLD’S Got Talent presents the Wonderful Cutie Patootie Dwarf (and Sharon Osbourne):
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Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Elephant One-Footed Spin: Circus Trick Of The Day
ANIMALS in the circus is said to be cruel. But maybe – just maybe – the elephant get more girls this way:
Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
