Bear Grylls Makes A Tank Top From A Shark: Photos

BEAR Grylls will now prove to telly fans that you CAN make a tank top out of a shark. This is not sadism for couch potatoes. This is real. It should, of course, not be tried at home, rather at your local aquarium or Chinese supermarket. Next week, Bear makes a earmuffs from his own backside and explored how early caravaners did for the Woolly Mammoth…

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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)

Penthouse 3DTV Won’t Make You Blind But You Will Need Glasses

YOU can now tune into Penthouse’s 3D TV broadcasts, “the first Pan European 3D formatted adult channel“.

Yep. Playing with yourself might not make you go blind, but you will need to wear glasses.

Penthouse 3D is being pumped out over the airwaves between the hours of 22:00 GMT and 04:00 GMT from “ASTRA 3B, 23, 5 Degrees East”.

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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

VW Driver Attempts To Mass Murder Cyclists At Critical Mass Ride In Brazil

CARS versus bikes: in this video a VW driver attempts to mass murder cyclists at critical mass ride in Brazil.

It’s not a viral ad for cars and VW. At least we think it isn’t…

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Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

BBC Presenter Tightrope Walks Across Battersea Power Station: Photos

USES for Battersea Power Station 101b: Props: BBC TeeVee presenter Helen Sketlon has walked on a rope between two of the chimneys at Battersea Power Station, that icon of empty powerlessness. She did it for Children In Need, the BBC’s telethon in which BBC employees you pay for get to do good deeds in the public eye on company time. But who cares for the vanity and the grandstanding so long as children benefit…

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Helen Skelton walks on a tightrope between two of the chimneys at Battersea Power Station, London.

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Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Escalator Attacks At John Stewart And Stephen Colbert Rally: Video

THE escalator at Washington’s L’Enfant Plaza Metro Station is attacking protesters attending the John Stewart and Stephen Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity on Oct. 30th 2010.

A camera recorded the images as the escalator helped people on their way.

(No camels were hurt filming this skit.)

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Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Is This The Drunkest TV Interview Ever?

IS this the drunkest interview you’ve ever seen? Is he unwell?

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Posted: 27th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Anthea Turner V Bobby Davro: Who Wins?

ANTHEA Turner or Bobby Davro? There is only one space left in the lifeboat. Who gets it?

DAVRO!

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Posted: 25th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

The Best English Language Education Video Intro Ever

THIS is the best English languge educatiosn video intro ever:

Spotter: Lee Kern

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Posted: 24th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Jacqui Smith’s Porn Show Flashes Her Ignorance And Lays Bare Her Vanity

JACQUI Smith, who lost her job as Home Secretary and parliamentary seat  for massaging her expenses and having a husband who bought TV porn with taxpayer’s money, is to present Porn Again, a BBC radio documentary exploring the porn industry.

Of course, the professional porn industry is in peril, it’s glossy output being challenged by user-generated free porn.

But Smith will investigate. Although you know what her conclusion will be when she says that her husband has not watched porn since being caught. The message is that watching porn is worse than being caught watching porn someone else paid for.

“In making this programme, I’ve been able to challenge my own views and attitudes and I want others to have the chance to join the debate too.”

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Posted: 22nd, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment

The Worst Anti-Smoking Advert Ever

YOU are about to see the world’s worst ever anti-smoking advert. Austrian smokers now have their own fight club. You need to smoke to be in it…

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Posted: 22nd, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Eurovision: Daniela and Veronika Nizlova Sing Into Geri Halliwell’s Hairbrush

EUROVISION: Daniela and Veronika Nizlova are Slovakia’s answer to Jedward, who are representing all of Ireland in the pan-continent song contest. The Nizolva twins both look a bit like two young Geri Haliwell singing into Peter Stringfellow’s hairbrush; and sound about as good.

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Posted: 21st, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Proposal Of The Week: Aaron Vandenbroucke To Tamara Marie Altherr

IT’S not all grim: Aaron Vandenbroucke proposes to Tamara Marie Altherr – with the help of some artists…

PROPOSAL from Vanden on Vimeo.

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Now for the marriage:

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Posted: 20th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

St Jamie Oliver’s Dream School Will Pity And Save The Poor

JAMIE Oliver’s mission to cure the fast-food classes of cheap protein (the miracle of the last 100 years) moves from their tum-tums to their heads. It is Oliver’s chosen lot to walk among the great unwashed – Northerners, Americans, the poor and the products of what the tabloids call “broken” society.

His new TV series is called Jamie’s Dream School. Jamie says he was “rubbish” at school. But he had parents who ran a thriving gastro-pub and inn in a lovely part of Essex. He had a passion for food and something to fall back on should a career away from the family not work out.

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Posted: 20th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment

Jeremy Kyle Target Gets Skull Tattoo On Face

ON the Jeremy Kyle show, the game of freak poker see Mad Dog’ Deon see Teefs Man and raise him a face tattoo. Mad Dog’s lover Catherine is not so happy with her man’s new face. But, if you date  man called Mad Dog, you must take the rough with the ruff!

In How Could My Boyfriend Destroy His Own Face?, Mad Dog showed the daytime telly watching mob of the doped and institutionalised his post-modern tattoo of a skull on his face.

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Eurovision: Romanian Entry’s Lead Singer David Bryan Caught In Web Sex Caper

EUROVISION Sing Contest 2011: Meet David Bryan, the English-born lead singer of Romanian entry FM Hotel. Bryan will represent Romania in Dusseldorf. He will sing Change.

And he’s already carving out a reputation in the tabloids. Reports are that a woman known as GL met Bryan on the internet. The 21-year-old got chatting with Bryan online. She sent him a photo of herself. He got on the webcam and – yep – allegedly  masturbated in front of her.

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Jamie Redknapp Wants His Son To Smash It: Sky Sports Does The Wii

JAMIE Redknapp wants you to smash it. Smash it. Go on, smash it, son. In advertising the Nintendo Wii game Wii Party, Jamie and Louise Redknapp are playing Goal Getters with their son.

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Glenn Beck Promotes Joe Richardson’s End Of Times Rubbish

JOEL Richardson has finally made it onto Glenn Beck’s show. For those British readers who’ve not been blessed by watching Beck in action, there’s  a good introduction here.

Richard Bartholomew takes a look at the story. As WorldNetDaily reports:

Fox News talk show host Glenn Beck today said Americans should be alarmed over the revelations of a WND Books product, The Islamic Antichrist, in which author Joel Richardson documents the similarities between the “bad guy” of the Bible, the Antichrist, and the “good guy” of the Quran, the Mahdi.

Richardson’s book discusses his analysis of the Bible’s account of the end times and that of the Quran, including his conclusions about the “Antichrist,” who is described by the Bible as the ultimate enemy of God and His people, the Jews and Christians. The Mahdi, meanwhile, in Islam is forecast to be someone who comes to establish a worldwide Islamic caliphate.

The book has a cover blurb from Robert Spencer, and WND has puffed it on numerous occasions. Further:

Media Matters for America launched an immediate response, called, “Who is Joel Richardson, Beck’s End Times Prophet?”

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)

TV Put Down Of The Day: Australian News Anchor Belinda Heggen Mocks TV Co-Host

TV Put Down of The Day: Australian broadcaster Belinda Heggen mocks TV co-host, Little Ern…

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

Rastamouse Might Cause Your Child To Say ‘Rasta’ Warns Daily Star

RASTAMOUSE is the BBC’s Rastafarian mouse, star of children’s telly. And he’s causing OUTRAGE. The job of seeking outrage fall to the Daily Star’s Emily Hall.

PARENTS are demanding a Rastafarian mouse is banned from children’s telly after claiming it is racist.

Yep. The Star is hot on matters of racial insensitivity. (It only ranted against the “Muslim” toilets because you need to bend and can’t rest the paper on your legs when you take a dump.

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)

Mr Fu’s Synchronised Goldfish Will Dance For You

ANORAK proudly presents the incredible Fu Yandong and his synchronised goldfish. Mr Fu has tamed six goldfish

Says Mr Fu:

“If I used magnets, the fish would stick together. Some people say I use electricity or high technology. They can say what they want, but the fish are safe.”

But can it be an Olympic sport?

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)

The Big Fat Gypsy Weddings Fix And Other Daily Star Cons

THE Daily Star leads with news of a “TELLY CON”. It thunders from its front page that the hit telly show Big Fat Gypsy Weddings is a “FIX”:

By a photo of a bride and her neon bridesmaid, readers see the word “FIX”.

Cynics might think the Star was trying to pour cold water on Channel 4’s highest ratings since Big Brother in 2008 because it’s the sister organ to Channel FIVE.

But then you read:

A FORMER bareknuckle fighter from Big Fat Gypsy Weddings has been faking a TV tough guy image for years, he said yesterday. To viewers Paddy Doherty, 51, is a brawler who claimed he was “bred to fight”.

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Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)

Biased BBC: Geert Wilders Never Stood A Chance

THE BBC 2 show Geert Wilders: Europe’s Most Dangerous Man? featured the views of Shaykh Ibrahim Mogra. Who he? Why, we were told he “works for an organisation seeking to promote a distinct Muslim identity in tune with British cultural norms and values“.

He seeks to “de-radicalise” Muslims.

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Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)

Indoctrinating Muslim Children With Hate And Violence In A British Madrassa

CHANNEL 4′s undercover investigation into life at the UK’s madrassas made for grim viewing. In Lessons in Hate and Violence, we saw children engaging in and being the victims of casual violence; institutionalised racism; and adults seeking to ingrain in their charges a sense of cultural and moral superiority.

Richard Bartholomew reviews:

MUCH of the programme focused on Darul Uloon al-Islam, a full-time secondary school in Birmingham which has in the past been visited by MPs and various officials. Footage shows an older student leading an assembly as preaching practice, in which he explains that Hindus have no intellect because they “worship cows”, and that they “drink the piss of a cow”.

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Posted: 15th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (16)

It’s OK To Laugh At Slurring Serene Branson

REMEMBER that “hilarious” story about Grammys TV reporter Serene Branson having a suspected stroke on air? You know, the one the Sun said was “hilarious”? Well, the paper has now changed its report; and reports are that Branson did not head to hospital. She was treated by paramedic and sent home. She’s feeling fine. It wasn’t a stroke. In which case, feel free to find it hilarious.

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Posted: 15th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)

The Greatest Boxing Ring Entrance Ever: Usman Ahmed

USMAN Ahmed is the boxer with the big entrance. Brentwood Centre, Brentwood, Essex, will never see the likes again as Usmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan takes on Ashley Sexton for the English flyweight title.

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Posted: 14th, February 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment