TV & Radio Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
Video: Fight Breaks Out Between Wedding Photographers
TO a wedding in Ulyanovsk, Russia, where wedding photographers are brawling at the do.
More memorable wedding moments:
Posted: 7th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
TV Choice Awards 2010: All The Winners In Photos
TO London’s Dorchester Hotel for the TV Choice Awards 2010.
The winners are:split into categories, so giving chances for some average-to-pisspoor shows to win gongs. Our winners are at the top.
Best Shows
Best Lifestyle Show – Come Dine With Me
Best Game Show – Total Wipeout
Best New Drama – Glee
Best Talent Show – Britain’s Got Talent
The dresses (oranges in lemons)
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The Rest:
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Posted: 6th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Big Brother: Vanessa Feltz Meets Nikki Grahame – Her Skinny Me
ULTIMATE Big Brother: Vanessa Feltz Meets Her Skinny Me…
Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
X Factor Fight Video: Abbey Johnston Punches Lisa Parker
X FACTOR: Here’s the video of Abbey Johnston and Lisa Parker brawling on stage as they murder Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey and Shayne Ward’s That’s My Goal.
On the cue of Simon calling it “the worst audition in history,” Abbey punches Lisa in the face.
You see, readers. Simon Cowell’s X Factor is every ITV show in one.
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Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (9)
X Factor: What Really Didn’t Happen At Simon Cowell’s Villa
REMEMBER that story about X Factor hopefuls “trashing” Simon Cowell’s villa in Marbella? Remember how the word “trashed” or a variant was used in very tabloid story of the alleged event?
Cameron Neilson, a singer with Princes & Rogues, read the stories. He tells The Daily Record:
“It was all untrue. I’d love to say I partied all night in Simon Cowell’s house but I didn’t.
“We were up at 6am and were auditioning, practising or being filmed until 1am. And we didn’t stay at the villa, we stayed at a hotel. After the filming finished, all the groups went straight back to the hotel. We were never anywhere near alcohol.
“I don’t think any one of us had a drink.”
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Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Nigerian Pattie Eleode Is The X Factor’s Singing Chinese Waitress: Video
IT’S the X Factor. And tonight you can see Pattie Eleode.
Pattie says her inspirations are Celine Dion and Mariah Carey.
Then the Nigerian mum gives full throat to For Your Eyes Only, by Sheena Easton, sung in the style of the Chinese woman who used to take my lunchtime order in Wong Kei’s on London’s Wardour Street…
Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Iraqi Game Show ‘Put Him In Camp Bucca’ Tricks Celebs Into Acts Of Terrorism
SIGNS that the Invasion of Iraq worked now as we bring news of an Iraqi reality TV show Put Him in Camp Bucca, in which celebs are tricked into believing they have a bomb in their car.
The bomb is found as they pass a fake checkpoint. They are duly accused of being terrorists and threatened with all sorts.
“Why do you want to blow us up?” “You are a terrorist.” “How much did they pay you to do it? You will be executed.”
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Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Video: Hypnotized Man In Wheelchair Ejects Aircraft
IN this video you will see a hypnotized man in a wheelchair being told to evacuate an aircraft.
With no slide he takes the fastest route down.
It’s all good, clean family fun…
Posted: 4th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Video: Can The Nude Fat Jew On Shrooms In New Mexico Beat Nedzad Klicic And Dog-Tossing Girl?
CAN the Fat Jew nude (except for dishwashing gloves) on shrooms with two .357s at dawn on a cliff in New Mexico take on and beat Nedžad Kličić, Bosnia’s Rambo Negger.
And can they both unite to take out Bosnia Dog-Tossing Girl?
There’s a TV series in this. Call me. I have ideas…
Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)
Cat Stresses About Mary Bale: Video
IN this video a cat has read about Mary Bale and dares to peek outside…
Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Notting Hill Arse Dancer More Graceful Than Demi Moore’s Snoop Dogg Cobblers: Video
THIS Notting Hill Carnival dancer is more graceful than Demi Moore. This woman – let’s call her Fergie – has grace and poise.
She is the English rose.
That video of Demi Moore “dancing” with Snoop Dogg is a shocker. She moves with all the grace of a geriatric walking her Zimmer over cobbles.
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Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
The Stig Unmasked: They Say Ben Collins Is A Nice Middle-Class White Boy
BEN Collins plays the part of The Stig on BBC TV’s Top Gear. The High Court today refused to grant a temporary injunction preventing the revelation of his identity.
The BBC had taken legal action to block publication by HarperCollins of an autobiography which would unmask the faceless mystery driver.
It’s a huge shock to anyone who didn’t know it was Collins, who was indentified as The Stig in January 2009.
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Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Cassetteboy Vs Dragons’ Den – The Dirty Dragons
IT’S Cassetteboy Vs Dragons’ Den – akaDragons’ Dirty Den.
The recession may have stopped the Dragons investing money, but they have something else to offer – themselves.
In a sexy way.
Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Identified: The Woman Tossing Puppies Into A Balkans River
WHO is the new Mary Bale, this woman in the red hooded top seen tossing puppies into river in what some say is Croatia and others Bosnia?
There is much talk of outrage – not last of all in some part of northern Asia, where the ‘Kennel Veal’ is highly prized.
Note: this is what happens when you watch your granny get eaten by a wolf.
Spotter: Anorakaren
Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
X Factor: What Really Happened At Cowell’s ‘Trashed’ Marbella Villa
X FACTOR news on the front page of the Star, Mirror and Sun is that that the wannabes have “trashed” Simon Cowell’s villa. The word “trashed” features in all three papers, and also in the Daily Mail. It is almost as if someone has used the word trashed in a press release.
To Marbella, scene of said trashing, where the £15,000-a-night villa housing the X Factor “stars” is being “trashed”. The Mirror tells readers that Cowell, who was at his own home in Marbella, had his sleep interrupted by “whooping”.
The contestants “trashed” the rented villa by drinking champagne and beers that had been placed in the fridge. They then went for a swim in the sea and got sand on a rug. The rug is worth £5,000. (Mirror).
How much does a rug cost?! Five grand! The Sun says it’s now worth £10,000.
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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Malaysia’s Imam Idol Reality TV Show Seeks Man Expert In Koran And UFOs
TO Malaysia, where the TV show “Imam Muda,” or “Young Leader” is looking for a new religious leader.
Within the auditorium of one of Kuala Lumpur’s largest mosques:
Cash and a new car are up for grabs, but the winner will also be offered a job as an imam, or religious leader, a scholarship to study in Saudi Arabia and an all-expenses-paid pilgrimage to Mecca, Islam’s holiest city.
By bike!
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Posted: 30th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
India’s Got Talent For Vinod Thakur – The Legless Dancer
VINOD Thakur is the legless dancer knocking them bandy on India’s Got Talent. The lad from East Delhi leant the moves from videos on the internet.
Vinod hopes to open a dance training school for “physically challenged people in future”.
Dads form an orderly queue…
Posted: 30th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Video Proof That Crows Like Marijuana Too
TO investigate if wildlife enjoy smoking marijuana for recreational purposes as much as the jeunesse dorée, a French youth allowed a crow to land on his shoulder.
The crow sat. The crow waited.
And then the crow ‘taxed’ the spliff and made off.
How high can a crow fly? Depends what’s in the joint…
Posted: 29th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)
This Week’s X Factor Victim Is The Salvaged Annastasia Baker
X FACTOR’S latest victim is Annastasia Baker (aka Anastasia Baker). Shirlena Johnson is old news. The Mirror says that “TV pressure” could “break” the wannabe star.
Something worth watching on the telly, then, as the summer ends and the gloom of winter set in? Britain’s Got Issues is live – for now!
We hear from “proud” Ian Baker who was “astonished” to hear Simon Cowell call his daughter names and be unkind.Cowell labelled Baker a “terrible Tina Turner tribute act”.
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Posted: 29th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
X Factor: Dublin’s Mary Byrne Is The New Susan Boyle
SHIRLENA Johnson, the woman with the John Wayne gait dancing The Freddie (video) on the X Factor is not the new Susan Boyle. The new Susan Boyle is also not Mary Bale, the Coventry cat woman. The new SuBo is … Mary Byrne. Give it up for MaBy, the Gairy Ballykissangel !
Who is she?
Why she the singer who left “X FACTOR babe Cheryl Cole… in tears”.
She shagged Ashley Cole? Or is it her hair – is her hair that bad?
No, Cheryl was in tears “after discovering the new Susan Boyle”.
You trawl the country for talent and in the nets among the old bikes, bags of builders’ cement and dregs is a 45-year-old woman ready to be patronised for our entertainment.
Was she starved of oxygen at birth?
That for later. For now listen in as Dublin supermarket worker Mary Byrne sings Shirley Bassey’s I Who Have Nothing in the style of a woman who really has nothing.
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Posted: 27th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)
Donal MacIntyre Is Up For Crap On London Tonight
DONAL MacIntyre, Madeleine McCann investigator and all round man-in-the-know, is on the London Tonight sofa.
And he is talking crap…literally…
Spotter: Media Monkey
Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Josie Gibson Flees Big Brother Straight Into John James’ Arms
JOSIE Gibson has walked out of the Ultimate Big Brother compound. Her prize for winning Big Brother was £100,000 and a chance to rub primary sexual characteristics with Chantelle Houghton, Preston and Makosi.
She left. Says Cider With Josie:
“They’re all really nice people don’t get me wrong. I’m normal, I’m not a celebrity, I couldn’t handle it.”
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Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
X Factor ‘Nutter’ Shirlena Johnson Does The Freddie Dance – Video
X FACTOR singer Shirlena Johnson responds to being expelled from Simon Cowell’s school of pap by appearing on the Sun’s front page alongside the headline:
“Take me back for my little girl’s sake”
Shirlena is seen holding her three-year-old daughter Mariah. Given the unfounded claim repeated in the tabloids that Shirlena presents a potential threat to her danger, the headline might read a threat.
But Shirlena has been misunderstood. Jan Moir might want her taken away in white coats, but Shirlena says:
“I’m not crazy.”
Shirlena rose to fame by murdering Duffy’s chart hit Mercy, during which she crouched down as if to urinate on the stage before grunting and ummm-ing and aahh-ing.
Caring Simon Cowell called her “”fantastically nuts”. But he likes that. He likes it so much that he chucked her off the show.
She was heading for Boot Camp, and then to be mentored at one of the judge’s houses. But the thought of having Shirlena walk about Chez Cheryl Cole of Simon’s home might have been too much. (Think of the carpets!)
Says Shirlena:
“I’m devastated about leaving and I would do anything to get back in.”
What about learning to sing in tune?
“This decision could spoil my life and desires – I’m now labelled as a crazy person.”
She asks:
“Do people with any history of mental illness just have to stay where they are – doing what they’re doing?”
She then links the song she sang about her being released with her own story:
“I did it as I felt trapped and wanted to be released. Then I thought I had been released, but now it’s like I’m feeling trapped all over again.”
Sad news. So, come Simon, release her. Release me. Release the waistband on your trousers.
And dance like Shirlena… Freddie & The Dremaers, eat yer heart out:
It’s an easy dance give yourself a chance
Dance the Freddie (Freddie)
It’s the thing to do kids will envy you
So do the Freddie (Freddie)
Here she issssssssssssss…..
Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
German TV Proves Polar Bears Carry AIDS
YOU can get HIV from a paedophile polar bear. This advert for HIV, created by Zeitsprung Commercial in Germany, proves that Hugs give your AIDs.
They give your children AIDS too.
Polar bears are diseased and must be obliterated. If polar bear were human they’d be lump-faced cretins with massive holes in their faces.
Polar bears want to have sex with your wife, your kids, your husband and you. And they want to shag you in public.
Be warned!
Spotter: Copyranter, via Andrew Sullivan
Some STD posters now:
Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Smoking Weed With The Michael Jackson Baboon Guys Of Nigeria – A Video
MATTHEW Killip makes films for Channel 4’s Three Minute Wonders. What goes on behind the scenes can sometimes be as interesting as what is broadcast.
Monkey Business: Nigeria from Manjaro on Vimeo.
Spotter: Arbroath
Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)
