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Australia Cures Bi-Polar Disorder With Aborigine Magic Dust

by | 8th, October 2008

AMERICA. AMERICA! There is hope. You must leave and head to Australia.

Baz Luhrmann has a message for you.

A small brown boy, possibly called Yvonne, Rolf or Shane, will arrive in your urban sink and sprinkle magic dust onto your hand.

Don’t call the cops. The Australians know who he is. And as a brown-skinned kid in the land Down Under he is going nowhere. Really. They have fences.

Just inhale deeply. That heady mix of low-fat fruit juice, chlorine and isolation is Australia.

It’s your refuge…

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