The Candy Woman Can: Amy Winehouse Rots Your Teeth
TO the celebrity fairground, where Amy Winehouse is working the candy floss mixer.
The blend of refined sugar and food dyes might be enough to get a toddler off his face, but adults need more oopmf to get on a decent buzz.
While juice is the alcopop starter beverage, candy floss was only ever a kindergarten E. Until now.
Rav Singh, the NOTW’s showbiz gossip, is peering into the celebrity bowl. He notices:
I can reveal that AMY WINEHOUSE is hooked on a new way of taking cocaine— mixing it with candyfloss.
It’s the brainchild of Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall, of whom a source tells us:
“It was Mik’s idea. The candyfloss machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost. He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”
In yer face sherbet dib-dabs. You needs sugar frosting to get a perk on when the kids are down with candyfloss?
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Posted: 12th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (14) | TrackBack | Permalink
