Oasis Hit The Stars
GORDON Smart, Oasis PR man and Sun columnist, make use of the asterisk in a piece on Noel Gallagher.
Oasis are planning a tour, and of late the Sun has been full of stories about Noel saying this one is a ***, another one is ***-**** and so-and-so is a complete **** ****p** *ll***g.
Today Smart says:
“Noel Gallagher reckons Glastonbury chief Michael Eavis will be ‘s******* himself’ after Oasis announced their biggest arena tour to date.”
What can he mean?
To add intrigue to the Gallagher oeuvre, nodding Noel says that “Liam is s******* himself”, and once more that Eavis will be “s*******” himself”.
That’s a lot of asterisks – not for nothing is Smart known as the king of the stars.
Next week, Smart’s entire column will feature only stars linked together by press releases. And no-one will give a **y**** ****.
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Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Reviews, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
