Vadge And Bitchie: Keeping Tabs On Guy And Madonna’s Divorce

MADONNA and Guy Ritchie are divorcing: It’s the Vadge and Bitchie saga…

And the tabloids are hoping and praying that the whole thing does not get really very messy and cause them to spend page upon page upon page giving advice to Madge The Vadge and Guy Bitchie…

Now read on.

The dignified divorce her children have a right to expect went up in smoke on Thursday when she denigrated her husband Guy Ritchie – natural father to one of her children, father to their adopted son and stepfather to another child – as an ’emotional retard’ – Amanda Platell (Daily Mail)

And the little kiddies?

I genuinely hope they can agree to a civilised break-up, not for their sakes but for the sake of their kids. Divorce is bad enough, but the children don’t deserve the added anguish of seeing their parents tearing each other apart in public – Loraine Kelly (Sun)

THE SUN (front page): “WORLD EXCLUSIVE – MADONNA: GUY’S A GOLD- DIGGER.”

“He wants to take, take, take,” says Vadge to a pal. Vadge is worth “£320m”.

The Sun is offering readers a “MADGE BADGE”. Pin it over your Vadge or other prominent area, and advertise whether you are in “TEAM MADGE” or “TEAM GUY”.

One for children Rocco, Lourdes and David to ponder.

The Sun says Bitchie is buying a flat in New York to be nearer the kidz when they go back there with Vadge.

DAILY MIRROR (front page): MADONNA: I’M STAYING”