Omen To That: In The Pink With Damien And Liz Hurley
DAMIAN Hurley “would have me dress in long couture dresses and glittery shoes every day”.
That’s Damian on the cover of Hello!, sat on his mother’s knee; his blue eyes and dark hair; his name; his small tattoo on the top of his head; his theme music; the stairs… watch out!
“Mother love,” says Hello!. And we understand.
“He behaves impeccably on planes,” says Liz, who then sees fit to tell us that she and Arun’s mothers “don’t have a single wedding picture yet”.
Anorak readers will recall the sponsored pub crawl that was the Hurley wedding, a feast that took in the exotica of Leeds and remoter parts of provincial India.
That the elder Hurley and Liz’s in laws have no picture of the do is most possibly the fault of their respective sweet shop owners who failed to order enough of the celebratory issue to go around, and for not rationing one copy per family.
“He was hoping to wear his embroidered pink wedding coat to the lighting ceremony at the Taj Hotel,” says Liz, reintroducing Damian (cue lit matches), “but sadly we couldn’t squeeze him into it!”
Tough luck on young Damian that he has inherited his mother’s thighs and buttocks. His bikini shoot will have to wait. As will Liz’s who says that to go with ordering back copies of Hello! for mum is the “to do” to eat less and exercise more.
“Like the vast majority of men,” says Liz, “Arun likes short, tight, sexy dresses.”
And with any luck, so will Damian..
Damian Is Liz Hurley’s Little Helper: Cue The Music
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Back pages Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
