Katie Price’s Ex Lover Goes With A Bang

DAY Whatever of the Katie Price and Peter Andre divorce and news that Katie’s old flame Dane Bowers and a sex tape…

The Sun: “MY Night with Jordan: Ex-lover Dane nicked near her mansion”

Her mansion. Is that euphemism?

“Huge bang at 4am as Dane stays with Jordan“

JORDAN’S ex-lover Dane Bowers told cops he had been with HER — after being nicked for suspected drink-driving at 4am yesterday. Cops rushed to Jordan’s mansion after neighbours heard a “huge bang” at 4am — and found Bowers.

Dane Bowers…. The Croydon Crooner?

The ex boy band star, 29, was standing with a pal beside a car that had crashed into a hedge outside the troubled model’s home.

Both denied being at the wheel. And Dane, who had a string of hits with Another Level in the late 1990s, said he could prove it — because he had been with Jordan.

Call the Celebrity Police Service. They’ll enjoy this one.

The pair insisted the Vauxhall Tigra — which belonged to Dane’s pal, named Adam — had been crashed by a thief.

But both were arrested for suspected drink-driving after failing a breath test. Jordan now faces a police quiz to see if she will verify Dane’s alibi.

And how did this news reach the papers?

Her estranged husband Peter Andre will be furious at hunky Dane’s claim of a late-night visit.

That would be Dane and a friend named Adam.

Married Dane famously starred in a home-made porn film with Jordan — real name Katie Price — during their two-year affair.

HE said he dumped her in 2000 after tiring of her demands for kinky sex.

SHE said they broke up because she caught him kissing another woman while she was pregnant with his child.

She later had a termination.

And the CPS? Say the police:

“They were taken to a station to work out who was driving — and that is when Mr Bowers said Jordan could give him an alibi. Exactly what he was doing with Jordan is not part of the investigation.

“She is just needed to verify he was where he was when he said. She will be asked if Mr Bowers drove away from the address or if she understands the car was taken.”

Always good to hear the CPS use a potential witness’s stage name in an official capacity.

He and his pal were freed on bail later yesterday.

Daily Star: “JORDAN: NEW SEX TAPE SHOCK”

Yeah, after eight – 8! – ITV2 series not one sex tape of Jordan and Peter Andre at it. No stolen tape. No stolen laptop. No stolen pictures. It’s like they’re not even trying.

Billi Bhatti claims the two spent months dabbling in steamy web-sex talk behind her hubby Peter Andre’s back.

Oh, that sex tape, the one a Big Brother star emeritus claims Jordan sent him before she asked him to drop his trousers and play with himself. That w*****.

Meanwhile:

Peter Andre has vowed that he will never speak publicly about his recent split from Katie Price…

Never. Not. A. Word.

Writing in his New! magazine column, the singer explained: “I know everybody wants me to spill the beans but it is not something I will ever talk about.

“I’ve spent the last week in Cyprus in my own little bubble feeling like a zombie. My head’s in a mess. I couldn’t even face answering the phone to friends” – DS

Daily Mirror: “HE’S BITTER OVER KATIE’S ‘SET UP SNAPS’ TWITTER”

The gloves are off between Peter Andre and Katie Price – with the former glamour model landing the first blow below the belt.

It’s been a while…

Katie has infuriated Pete by accusing him of profiting from their split – and using their kids to do it. On her Twitter page, 31-year-old Katie suggests her hubby deliberately posed for paparazzi pictures.

Referring to photos of Pete playing with Junior, three, and one-year-old Princess at the weekend, she Twittered: “Mmmm, I smell set-up pictures.”

What , those picture agency shots of Pete with the kidzzzzzz?

Our source reveals: “Pete has been determined to maintain a dignified silence over his private life.

See his column in New magaazine…

“On the first day he refused even to go outside with them because he did not wish to be seen. On the second day, he only went out for two hours because Junior wanted to go to the beach.

“Pete has not sold his story, and does not wish to profit from divorce. He believes her comments are defamatory and is desperate for her to apologise.”

Anything more?

It is understood that Pete, who releases a new single in July, wants joint custody of Junior and Princess. He is also keen to maintain regular contact with Katie’s son Harvey, seven.

Jordan

Last trian to Morden

Like a traffic warden

I haaaaayyyte yoooooooo

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