Arnold Klein And Debbie Rowe Make Michael Jackson Look Like A Great Parent
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Dr Arnold Klein is not the father of Jackson’s children – “to the best of my knowledge”.
Dr. Arnold Klein, a dermatologist, appeared on Good Morning America to tell Diane Sawyer:
“To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children.”
This might be why Paris Jackson said Michael Jackson was the best father you could ever imagine. You can either have Jackson or you can have the man who can’t recall masturbating into a cup or impregnating Debbie Rowe with his member. Klein once employed Rowe – which is how Jackson met her.
So is Klein the father of Prince Michael I and Paris Michael Katherine?
Well, shucks, to the best of my recollection I did not have sex with Debbie Rowe and see her with child nine month later; nor did I engage in an Iran-contra deal; and as not Debbie Rowe says: “Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred.”
Caps off to Debbie Rowe and Alvin Klein for making Joe and Katherine Jackson look like a sensible parenting option.
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Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
